Catherine Giudici in A Bikini

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Lex Jurgen - September 21, 2015

This chick won the completely contrived Bachelor TV show and then got really married to the bachelor. It must be confusing to be involved in for-production charades and getting so lost down the rabbit hole you accept it as your reality. It's like going to the movies and running up and humping the screen when your favorite actress appears. Yes, figuratively you did just fuck Margot Robbie. No, I'm not high-fiving you, bro. Changing the name from reality TV to My Uncle Touched Me and I Really Need To Escape Into This Existence would provide more context for the participants. Look at me. I'm on TV. Now I'm famous. Now I'm married. Now I'm divorced. What do you mean I no longer have can get a table at Koo Koo Roo? Drugs seem interesting. A positive is good on an AIDS test, right? Or is this like golf where you want a bad score?

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