bill-swift - December 13, 2013
The more I see of Bachelor 'winner' Catherine Guidici in her bikini on the beach, the more I realize maybe being a contestant on one of those fake reality shows wouldn't be all that bad. Sure, you're entire life is turned upside down for some silly pursuit of undeserved fame and modest fortune, but if the script guys pen you in for a wedding night with the likes of Catherine Guidici, it's all pretty much beyond worthwhile.
And I'm not talking about the poetry and flowers and 'I'm so happy we're fake married' part. I'm talking about the sloppy, oily, hotel room best four to seven days of your married life. Enjoy.
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