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New Spock and Spock Classic Team Up to Sell Audis, and Surprisingly It Doesn’t Suck

New Spock vs. Spock Classic: Who You Got?

When I heard that there was an Audi commercial starring Leonard Nimoy and Zachary Quinto as themselves, competing against each other for Spock supremacy, two thoughts immediately popped into my head. The first was something along the lines of, "Really? Are there really a lot of hardcore Trekkies out there who can actually afford Audis? Maybe if it were a commercial for used Chevy Luminas or something, but Audis?" Then the second thought I had went something like, "man, that's going to be the lamest thing ever."

Well, it turns out I was totally wrong...about the second thing. Despite the fact that the commercial does double duty, advertising both a luxury automobile and a big-budget summer blockbuster, it's not lame at all. In fact, it's genuinely smart (the trademark J.J. Abrams lens flares on the Audi) and hilarious (an 82-year-old Nimoy cursing and singing "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins").

But don't take my word for it. Watch the ad for yourself. Then watch this:

Celebrities Tweet the Darndest Things (VIDEO)

Celebs and Their Stupid Tweets

The thing about being connected 24/7 is that it gives people more opportunities to run off at the mouth and make fools of themselves. It's bad for them but great for us, because where else are we supposed to get our daily comic relief?

At the top of the list are celebs. You might think that they'd be too busy to tweet about nonsensical stuff, but apparently, they make time. In the process, the media and folks like us learn a few things about themselves as well: one, that they can say incredibly stupid stuff without the help of their PR people; and two, that they can be incredibly stupid people, period.

This hilarious video by Shane Dawson highlights the best of the worst stuff that celebrities have tweeted. Most of these tweets eventually went viral after they were posted because of their sheer stupidity.

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Did This Kiss-Cam Couple Really Breakup?

Your Kiss Is NOT On My List

A video of a couple appearing to breakup on the kiss-cam at a Grizzlies game is making the rounds this week. It all started on May 3rd when the kiss-cam repeatedly focused on a couple that was clearly having a fight. The guy just didn't want to kiss his girlfriend. The third time they pan to the couple, she appears to break it off with señor douchenozzle. The girl is then comforted by the Grizzlies' mascot. Many viewers on Reddit called "shenanigans" on the whole thing. The team Tweeted in response:

It looks kinda staged to me. Why do they keep panning back on them if they don't want to kiss? Why is the mascot conveniently waiting to comfort the girl? It brings up how friggin' annoying the kiss-cam is. What if I'm busy watching the game or eating a hot dog? What if my wife is busy texting her friend? Why should you be guilted into kissing for the entertainment of a bunch of drunken sports fans? I don't like the coercion of the whole thing. Then occasionally someone proposes during kiss-cam. That's not fair. Doing that puts a lot of undo pressure on the girl to say yes. What if she wants to think about it or doesn't feel ready but doesn't want to embarrass the guy in front of 60,000 spectators? I say we get rid of the kiss-cam and stick to important things like, oh, I don't know, the game.

 

Viral Video Load: Pumpcast News & Karaoke and More! (VIDEO)

Pumpcast News & Karaoke

How about all this lovely weather and happy people lately! I swear this week has been cruisin' by, has it not? And now we are already to the Viral Video Load, which will help it go by that much faster! This week I feature a happy married couple, an arrogant cop, a helicopter, Asian kids and a crazy Hawaiian broad. Enjoy!

Pumpcast News & Karaoke

Generally when Jay Leno does the Pumpcast News, they find odd, strange and eccentric folks not looking to be talked to or filmed. Hence the comedy behind it. This time, the gang over at the Tonight Show stumbled on a gem of a married couple, Will and Moneefa. These two not only were willing to talk, they performed as well, and in a sweet, yet hilarious fashion. Good for Leno too, he invited the duo on the show to perform with the band, and you can see that here in part 2. Read More » »

Fox Hunt (In Motion): Jackie Goehner Brings the Skimpy Sextastic to WonderCon 2013 (VIDEO)

WonderCon Jackie Goehner Header
Reporter Dude got the sense that this would be a good day.

There are certain things that you can wager your wang will always surface at any comic convention. Inscrutable bespectacled Asian guys, small children being buffeted and/or trampled on by the crowd, general geektacular camararderie... we can (oftentimes) take this all as read.

Sadly, on a scale of 1 to erection, none of that rates particularly highly. As such, it’s time for another convention staple: cleavetacular cosplay. Last month, Jackie Goehner (visit her here) put the wonder in WonderCon by donning... this raunchy little number. It may resemble some kind of demonic bikini from the depths of Beelzebub’s balls, but we’re reliably informed that it hails instead from the comic/anime series Witchblade.

Additionally (and this is key, right here), she looks trouser-troublingly great in it. Take a look at this ogley interview from Game Fob, then check out more of the ladies of WonderCon 2013 after the jump.
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Great, Now We Have To Worry About Sea Monsters

Release The Kraken!

The list of things that are going to kill us increased this week when a friggin' sea monster washed up on a beach in New Zealand. The creature was found by some Kiwis, (People from New Zealand not the fruit), on Pukehina Beach in the Bay of Plenty. The initial reaction to the horrifying beast was, "Crikey, mate what the f$@king s#&t is that thing?!!!" Scientists examined the body and identified it as a diseased killer whale that had decomposed in the water before the carcass ended up on a beach in Middle Earth. Um, I've been to Sea World and that thing doesn't look like Shamu. It resembles a nightmare from the bowels of hell to me. Some Kraken-like beast out of a Lovecraft novel that someone might envision during an opium induced seizure.

As Egotastic's resident Apocalyptologist I find this development very disturbing. OK, I know I said the world was going to end last December and hid out in a bunker with my cat and it didn't happen. While the timing was off, the end is definitely nigh. Zombies, aliens, ninjas, and robots were bad enough without having to worry about some biblical monster rising from the seas. All I know is I need to get out of this island I live on and move inland. Maybe Kansas. No sea monsters attack Kansas.

Meet The Undead Undergraduates of ‘The Walking Dead’ Zombie School (Video)

'Walking Dead' Zombie School

Some colleges will take anyone with a pulse. But I've discovered a school that will even waive that meager requirement.

Welcome to The Walking Dead: Season 4 Zombie School, the only school in America dedicated to teaching you the art of mindlessly wandering around and feeding off others. Actually, that sounds a lot like most liberal arts programs, now that I think about it.

In the video, executive producer Greg Nicotero teaches his class the ins and outs of the reanimated corpse game. Unfortunately, the only real advice he has to offer is that "Frankenstein arms" are a big no-no in the zombie world. Luckily, doing "Frankenstein arms" is genuinaly frowned upon in most professional situations, so at least Nicotero's advice also has real-world aplications.

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