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“Dr. Who” Dalek Found In A Pond. Prepare For Extermination!

By Jack Tomas | May 23, 2013 @ 1:39 pm

Exterminate!

When I was a kid my grandfather and I used to watch Dr. Who on PBS, (the old school one with Tom Baker and his White man 'fro). I was terrified of the Daleks. For those of you who weren't virgins until you were 23 and don't know what that is, Daleks are a malevolent cyborg race that is bent on universal domination and are Dr. Who's greatest enemies. So, imagine my horror when I read this story about a dude in England finding the head of a Dalek in a pond. Marc Oakland was helping clean a shallow pond when he felt something by his foot. When he pulled it up it was indeed the decapitated head of one of the dreaded mechanical killers. The easy explanation is that the production was probably filming nearby and the prop fell off of a truck or something and sunk.

Or maybe that's what they want you to think. I always had a notion that Dr. Who was real. I need to get me one of those sonic screwdrivers. And a Tardis. And grow my hair out. And get a goofy scarf. Watch the Daleks in action in the video above. EXTERMINATE!

Whovian Fake-Its: All the Fake Sites on ‘Doctor Who’ (VIDEO)

By Hazel Chua | May 23, 2013 @ 1:00 pm

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Obviously, you shouldn't believe everything you see on TV. The camera plays all sorts of tricks and most series plots and storylines are impossible or factually incorrect. Even some shows on Discovery Channel were staged even though they weren't supposed to be....*cough* Bear Grylls *cough*.

One series that doesn't claim to be factual in every sense of the word is Doctor Who, and it's evident from its many seasons that half the things that goes on it are virtually impossible. If you happened to pay attention to close-ups on computer screens featured on the show, then you'll notice that they're mostly bogus websites that don't exist.

If you're bored, are a fan of the show, and have three and a half minutes to burn, then sit back and enjoy the video compilation of fake websites on Doctor Who in the player above. Enjoy!

Wolverine Goes from Sad Bastard to Cigar-Chomping Badass in the New ‘Wolverine’ Trailer

By Esteban | May 23, 2013 @ 10:16 am

Wolverine Scratches His Balls in the New 'Wolverine' Trail

I'm sure there will be a few twists and surprises, but it sure seems like the new trailer for The Wolverine pretty much lays out the entire story arc of the upcoming film.

It starts off with Wolverine all sad and tormented because he still misses Jean Grey. So he goes to Japan to find himself or something, like you do, and while there he meets a tiny female samurai and a guy who sounds like that other guy from Inception and claims he can make Wolverine mortal—you know, so he can end his suffering and whatnot. However, in the end, Wolverine starts acting like a superhero again instead of the lead singer of a whiney emo band. (Though he still has that emo hair.)

And boom, that's the movie. The only reason you still need to go see it in the theater? The fight scenes, obviously. Especially the one with the giant robot samurai. That looks pretty epic.

The Wolverine hits theaters July 26, 2013.

Viral Video Load: Conan Explains “22″ and More! (VIDEO)

By Box | May 23, 2013 @ 9:17 am

Conan Destroys Taylor Swift's "Reality"

Another day, another dollar ... Welcome to the Viral Video Load folks! This is where you can find all the hottest and most hilarious videos out there onn the interwebs in one convenient spot. This week we include a technology burn, a bear, a dog, a failed prank and a pop star getting owned. Enjoy!

Conan's Video Response to Taylor Swift's "22"

Taylor Swift seems like a sweet girl, but she is clearly out of touch. When you are buying a multi-million dollar house in Massachusetts with straight cash, you probably can't relate the to the masses. Enter her new song "22" where she explains a typical night out on the town for a young girl. The problem is, like we just mentioned, her typical night is anything but typical. Conan O'Brien decided to call this out recently and posted this video response, which - though seems pretty specific to his experience - is much more relatable to everyone else! Read More » »

Can You Open It Like They Do? Compilation of Crazy Ways to Open Bottles of Booze (VIDEO)

By Hazel Chua | May 22, 2013 @ 1:00 pm

Some People Are Just Plain Crazy...About Booze

There are probably a million and one ways to open a bottle of beer. From the sane and normal to the crazy and insane, people have thought about it and dudes have actually gone out and done it, just for the heck of it. If you're still opening bottles with a bottle opener, then you need to watch this because you are seriously boring with a capital 'B!'

This video compilation features just the crazy ways that people have used to get to their booze, though. Some used their pet birds, others decided to go all out with chainsaws, while the daredevil types used skateboards, bikes, and even their bellybuttons to unleash the booze within.

This video will give you a ton of ideas about how to get that bottle or can open in the most unconventional way possible. Some of them are probably dangerous, so don't try those at home if you want to drink more and live longer.

General Zod Isn’t F*cking Around In The New ‘Man of Steel’ Trailer (Video)

By Lenny | May 22, 2013 @ 11:37 am

Superman hanging out in a pile of skulls. What a sicko.

It's a bad day to be Kal-El. And if you don't know who "Kal-El" is, congratulations on losing your virginity at a respectable age.

In the latest trailer for Man of Steel, General Zod (Michael Shannon) is really putting the screws to planet Earth, threatening to destroy our world unless humanity turns over Superman. Well, on behalf of humanity, I'd just like to say that Superman is Clark Kent, and we really didn't like him that much anyway, so feel free to take him and be on your way. Also, could you make me the ruler of Australia, please? I have an affinity for beachfront property.

Highlights of the Xbox Reveal- ‘Call of Duty: Ghosts’ Drops the Trailertastic (VIDEO)

By Chris Littlechild | May 22, 2013 @ 11:25 am

Call of Duty returns! With... a dog.

It’s always beneficial, when you’re introducing the world to your latest console, to bring along a heavy-hitter or two. The mighty caliber of announcement that’ll leave the janitor cleaning attendee’s crap off the seats of Swanky Gaming Conference Room #4 for days to come. What did the Xbox One show have? The cashiest, cowiest cash cow of all, that’s what.

Call of Duty: Ghosts had a tantalizing reveal of its own, with Infinity Ward stating that the game’s DLC installments will be timed Xbox One exclusives (what with Microsoft still having their ballsacks in a vice and everything). Previously, as you may know, they favored us with a little PR bullshittery, pledging to offer ‘a riveting all-new gameplay experience built on an entirely new story, setting, and cast of characters, all powered by a new, next-generation Call of Duty engine that redefines the series for the next generation.’ (-IGN)

Which is all well and good, but what we really wanted was a trailer full of delicious eye candy for our... eyeballs to chew on. Chew away, gentlemen, because they gave us one of those too.