Haven’t You Ever Wondered What ‘The Brady Bunch’ Would Be Like with Steve Buscemi and Danny Trujo?

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I don’t know about you, but for me not a day goes by where I don’t wonder what The Brady Bunch would have been like if Danny Trejo had played Marcia and Steve Buscemi had played Jan. I mean, at the very least it would have made the show so much grittier.

Well, the folks at Snickers have made my wildest dream come true. They’ve created one of those “you’re not yourself when you’re hungry” ads for the Super Bowl in which Trejo, ever the badass, plays a Marcia Brady out for blood after Peter hits her (him?) in the face with a football. Then, after Carol Brady talks Trejo down from the edge and makes him eat a Snickers, Buscemi plays Jan having one of her typical Marcia-fuelled hissy fits.

It’s fantastic. And dammit, it makes me want to eat a Snickers. I guess I’ll have to go put on some pants and go get one.

(The Super Bowl is this Sunday, February 1, BTW.)

The ‘Fantastic Four’ Reboot Now Has a Trailer, and It Is Good

When I first heard Fox was doing a Fantastic Four reboot, I honestly did not understand how removing Jessica Alba was supposed to make the movie better.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like they just removed Alba and left everybody else. It’s an entirely new cast. Hence the reboot label. And there’s certainly nothing wrong with Kate Mara, who is the new Invisible Woman. All I’m saying is, I’m a big Jessica Alba fan.

That being said, the first official teaser trailer for the new, Jessica Alba-less Fantastic Four is damn good. Unlike the Ant-Man trailer, this thing is brooding and mysterious. It piques your interest and leaves you eager to see more.

In fact, based on the trailer, I woudn’t be surprised if Fantastic Four is this summer’s Guardians of the Galaxy—the superhero hit that nobody really saw coming.

Fantastic Four also stars Miles TellerMichael B. Jordan, and Jamie Bell. It hits theaters August 7, 2015.

 

The Return of Emma Greenwell Topless and Jemima Kirke Bare Booty Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 
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There was a fine bunch of flesh this past week on the little screen. Not quite as much as when all the Amazon pilots broke last week, but a long awaited return of Emma Greenwell tubes to the Boob Tube Roundup is nothing to sneeze at. Mostly just drool.

Along with Emma we saw Jemima Kirke flashing her bare botton on Girls, Lise Slabbe going full frontal nekkid on Black Sails along with a little make-out session from Jessica Parker Kennedy, and Odette Annable in an all too brief tank top and panties scene in Banshee. We should be so lucky if those clothes come off. It’s big times on the smaller screen, where nekkidness has found a much needed home. Enjoy.

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Jennifer Lopez and Shailene Woodley Topless Goodness Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
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While the pretty people are patting themselves and hanging out trophies to one another, Mr. Skin is ever scanning the world of film for the really pretty ladies not wearing clothes to give you a highlight of the best of the boobs on top this weekend in his Mr. Skin Minute Video.

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This week’s Mr. Skin Minute features Jennifer Lopez all hot and bothered in her new flick out in theaters, but nude recalled from Money Train now twenty years ago, Shailene Woodley crazy hot and topless in White Bird in a Blizzard now out on Blu-Ray, and Mélanie Thierry topless in Terry Gilliam’s The Zero Theorem also out now on Blu-Ray. There’s some sights to see, oh yes, some special fun time sights. Enjoy.

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Amanda Peet Topless! Leslie Bibb Bare Nekkid Bottom, Diora Baird Blurry Topless Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 
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Oh, happy days when blessed and beautiful Amanda Peet flashes her bare knockers on the little screen. Thanks to Amanda and a slew Amazon pilots we have one amazing Boob Tube Roundup this week that also includes Leslie Bibb walking the catwalk nekkid, hottie Diora Baird in a bra and then no bra, Karisssa Shannon and Kristina Shannon topless though pastied on their backs, Ivana Milicevic leading her Banshee hotties, and much much more.

January truly is the best time for topless wonderments on the boob tube. A renewal of the social contract between producers wanting ratings and the gentleman oglers willing to give it to them with just enough skin. It really is a beautiful thing. Check it out and see if you don’t agree. Enjoy.

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Charisma Carpenter Big Bare Bound Boobtastic, Shanola Hampton Funbags, and Allison Williams Analinguis Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
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Wow, talk about kicking the 2015 off rightly, justly, and all around quite faptastically. This week’s Mr. Skin Minute highlights three new nekkid fun time scenes on the small screen already this year that might need mention again later in the year during best boob tube moments of the year awards.

This week’s MSM includes Shanola Hampton and Ileana Huxley flashing major topless wonderments in the return of Shameless, Allison Williams getting her bottom chewed out in one memorably innovative scene in Girls, Ivana Milicevic and Lili Simmons making of the topless sexy scenes in Banshee, and Charisma Carpenter and her bountiful veteran boobtastic bare and being tied up in the direct-to-Web film Bound. If you can’t stop the sight of hot women with stellar racks, I’d definitely stay away from this one. Enjoy.

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Watch Melissa McCarthy Play a Foul-Mouthed CIA Agent in the Red Band ‘Spy’ Trailer

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Today I had to chose between doing a post about the second Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer or a post about the red band trailer for Spy. And I chose Spy.

It’s not that I think Spy will be a better movie. Comparing this espionage parody to Marvel’s superflick is like comparing apples to oranges. But the “new” Avengers trailer really doesn’t tell us much more than the first one did. Meanwhile, not only is the trailer for Spy is brand spanking new, it’s also pretty funny. A bit clichéd, but funny.

Melissa McCarthy stars as a CIA analyst who finally gets her shot at working in the field alongside agents played by Jude Law and Jason Stratham. There are penis jokes, vagina jokes, sight gags, foul language, and even Rose Byrne—pretty much everything we’ve come to expect from a movie starring Melissa McCarthy and directed by Paul Feig (Bridesmaids, The Heat).

My hunch? This movie may bore the critics, but it’s going to make 20th Century Fox a bunch of money.

Spy hits theaters May 22, 2015.