Margot Robbie, Amanda Peet, Alexandra Daddario All Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

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It’s time, boys, girls, Bruce Jenner, for a one minute peek at the finest in skin filled fineries filmed or otherwise video recorded as spied by our friends at Mr. Skin.com. I like to think of them as our brothers from another mother, that mostly only show up when there’s free beer at our place. You know how it goes.

This week’s skin-filled minutes includes a peek at Margot Robbie not quite nekkid in the new Will Smith film focus, but hella hot and unclad in the Wolf of Wall Street, Amanda Peet in her return to the the boob revelations in HBO’s Togetherness, and a look at Alexandra Daddario and all the beautifully boobtastic women rounding out the winner’s circle in the 16th Annual Anatomy Awards. There’s more hot flesh there than you can shake a stick at. Just make sure it really is a stick if you’re around parks or places where children congregate. You’re too handsome for prison. Enjoy.

While you’re on Cloud Nine, be sure to check out a Guided Tour of the Mr. Skin.com celebrity flesh filled factory. It’s like visiting Fort Knox, if sweet fubags were gold. That’s not really an ‘if’.

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Chris Pratt’s Idea for the ‘Parks and Rec’ Finale Was Morbidly Hilarious

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Death for everyone!

The series finale of NBC’s Parks and Recreation aired on Tuesday night, bringing the curtain down on one of the best TV comedies of its generation. [Single tear rolls down face.] But this post is not about the final episdoe. I wouldn’t want to ruin it for those who haven’t watched it yet. Instead, this post is about what the finale would have been like if series creator Michael Schur had listened to Chris Pratt.

The entire cast of Parks and Rec sat down with Amy Poehler‘s old pal Seth Myers last night, and, among some other interesting tidbits, we learned that Chris Pratt would have wrapped things up by showing how everybody dies, Six Feet Under style.

It sounds a little morbid, I know, and the studio audience literally gasped when Pratt said Aubrey Plaza‘s April Ludgate would have died of a broken heart. However, that part was just a setup for a brilliant punchline. Watch the clip above to see what that punchline was. There’s just one minor spoiler.

Amanda Peet Topless and Jessica Parker Kennedy Threesome Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

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Amanda Peet ta-ta’s may just be my highlight to date of the 2015 TV schedule. It was entirely unexpected and most definitely welcomed. We haven’t seen her sweet MILFy melons on the regular in many a year. This is just what we needed to get the gang back together.

Amanda’s second now seductive funbag flash joins Jessica Parker Kennedy and Clara Paget in a wonderful menage-a-boob-tube scene in Black Sails, Laura Ramsey showing off in bra and panties on VH-1′s Hindsight, and newcomer Rita Batata all kinds of dramatically topless in HBO Latino’s series, Motel. Well worth the virtual trip down South. The little screen just keeps getting bigger and bigger. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: “Togetherness”HBP/”Black Sails”Starz/”Motel”HBO/”Hindsight”VH1

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Emmy Rossum Topless Shameless and Annie Wersching Exquisite Ginger Booty Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 
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If you’ve ever thought to yourself, boy, I could really go for seeing Emmy Awesome bare butt cheeks in a black thong and then maybe she turns around and I get to see her perfect little au natural ta-ta’s. I think this everyday. And today is our lucky day as this week’s Shameless provided just that. One of the ongoing stream of awesome visual wonderments of Emmy on this outstandingly brazen show. It’s really been quite the teat treat.

Joining Emmy in this weeks Boob Tube Roundup is the veteran hot Annie Wersching showing off her bare sweet hindside in the new Amazon series Bosch, and Tanya Clarke and Jessica Parker Kennedy showing off brief glimpses of their swollen sweet mams in Banshee and Black Sails, respectively. It’s a hoot, a holler, and a whole lot of skin. Be sure to check out his week’s Boob Tube Roundup. Nobody ever comes back the same. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: “Banshee”Cinemax/”Shameless”Showtime/”Black Sails”Starz/”Bosch”Amazon

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Check Out the ‘Man from U.N.C.L.E.’ Trailer, Starring Superman and the Lone Ranger

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CIA and KGB working TOGETHER? That's crazy!

If there’s one thing director Guy Ritchie is good at, it’s crime-heist-action-comedies. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, RocknRolla, Sherlock Holmes—they’re all about criminals and/or the people trying to catch them, and they’re all pretty damned good.

It should therefore come as no surprise that Ritchie’s latest movie, Man from U.N.C.L.E., also looks pretty damned good. It’s a period remake of the 1960s television series about American and Soviet spies working together for a secret international agency called U.N.C.L.E. Superman (Henry Cavill) plays CIA agent Napoleon Solo, a role originally played by Robert Vaughn, while the Lone Ranger (Armie Hammer) plays KGB agent Illya Kuryakin, a role originally played by David McCallum.

As for the trailer? Well, it’s got a lot of car chases, a bunch of shooting, plenty of Henry Cavill being a debonair playboy, at least one hot babe in sexy underwear, and, last but not least, a pretty amusing one-liner from Hugh Grant. Because yeah, he’s in it, too.

Man from U.N.C.L.E. hits theaters August 14, 2015.

Emmy Rossum Pokies and Panties, Jessica Parker Kennedy Topless, and Togetherness Ta-Ta’s Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

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And we are back in full swing with fully loaded skin baring scenes on premium cable television. That little corner of the media world that gives us so much, and asks for so little, or at least just a functioning credit card for recurring monthly billing.

This week’s Boob Tube Roundup features the sextastic nipple pokes and panties peeks of Emmy Awesome, Jessica Parker Kennedy and a host of others getting topless and bottomless and lesbionic in the days of yore, and Melanie Lynskey in an extended topless making of the sexy scene on HBO’s Togetherness. It’s a barrel of lovely monkeys without their tops on. I’d dive in if I were you. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: “Shameless” Showtime/”Togetherness” HBO/”Black Sails” Starz

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Open the Blinds and Turn on All the Lights Before Watching the Trailer for the ‘Poltergeist’ Remake

Pretty F**kin' Creepy

The original Poltergeist was the first horror movie I ever saw, and it scared the bejesus out of me. I honestly don’t know what the hell my dad was thinking letting me watch it. At the time I was about the same age as the creepy little blonde girl who gets eaten by the pissed off ghosts in her closet, and afterward I was convinced our house was also built on an old Native American burial ground.

Suffice it to say, I have no idea how terrifying the original actually is. I’ll forever view it through the eyes of a seven-year-old. What I can say is that, judging by the first trailer, the Poltergeist remake looks promising.

True, they’ve swapped Craig T. Nelson for Sam Rockwell and that creepy little ghost whisperer lady (Zelda Rubinstein, may she rest in peace) for a much less creepy dude (Jared Harris). But Sam Rami is the producer, and that man knows how to scare the shit out of people.

Plus, they’ve kept the most terrifying element of the original—the brother’s clown doll—in the remake.

Take a look:

Poltergeist hits theaters July 24, 2015.