Hey, Bill, Whatcha Watching? Oh, Kendall Jenner Uncut and Victoria Justice Leather in Leather Shorts (VIDEO)

Yeah, I got my act together this week and actually got this out on Sunday night. I do spend much of my weekends volunteering at the Home for Wayward Teen Girls, so it’s not as if I’m just twiddling my thumbs, though that is what you should say you’re doing on the off chance you get caught leering. The point is, I’ve been watching videos again online and wanted to share a few of my favorites this weekend with you. No foxes nursing cats or skateboard nut punches here. Though I do love both of those. Just a few of the sextastic celebrities we love to see in motion showing off in front of the cameras.

How about an even more intimate look at Kendall Jenner uncut extras from behind the scenes of her epic GQ shoot, a couple hotties in concert baring skin, Victoria Justice and Charli XCX (okay, so not my music, but those girls in concert, wow), and a look at the slinky loveliness that is Amber Seyer, Miss Missouri, in little bits of lingerie and one lucky teddy bear. Oh, sure, occasionally I’ll tune in to PBS, but these crazy sextastic lovelies are more akin to my own personal masterpiece theater. Enjoy.

Salma Hayek Bare Booty and Sienna Guillory Steamy Topless Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
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It’s time, boys and girls. For a preview of the best of the nekkid celebrity best available on various media platforms this weekend according to our friends at Mr. Skin. Those fun loving skin loving merrymakers put together their top 3 list of must see funbags each week just for the love of the flesh. It’s an act of charity of the highest order. Also, illegal in thirty-seven countries as are most fun things.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Salma Hayek in her bra and panties and baring her bare sweet bottom in Everly, now available on Blu-Ray, Lotte Verbeek topless crowd surfing in Outlanders on Starz, and Sienna Guillory quite nekkid and steamy in the first season of Fortitude, Britty and now available also on Blu-Ray. That’s three handfuls of visual goodness right there. You only have two hands, but you’re craft, you’ll figure something out. Enjoy.

(And you must, I mean, really must, get your own Mr. Skin Membership so you can have fun 7x24x365 times however long your ticker lasts. It really is the gift to yourself that keeps on giving.)

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Glamour Model Becky Dee Is Enjoying Her Poolside Topless Vacation (VIDEO)

 

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Oh, those Welsh girls do know how to boobtastic party. Including the likes of heavenly brunette Becky Dee who took the time out of her sunny poolside vacation to take some dramatically daring and jiggly faptastic selfies to share on her social media account. Why is Beck do darn giving? Because this world is much better than you think. In funbags, there is hope.

As if the photos weren’t enough, Becky created one of the more masturbatory of masterpieces of short form video with a self-shot look at her bouncing flouncing melons fresh from the pool. I’d rank this up there with the original Godfather on lists of cinematic achievements. Though I’d say I’ve now officially watched Becky’s jiggly work more times than the Coppola classic. A dazzler she is indeed. Bless you, Becky Dee. If sharing means caring then you care more than most. Enjoy.

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Hey, Bill, Whatcha Watching? Oh, Ronda, Olivia, and Emily in Various State of Undress (VIDEO)

I think I meant to share this with you over the weekend but I’m kind of remembering basketball and cocktails and then losing interest in things related to anything other than the couch. I’m pretty sure I would’ve slept until Tuesday if my trusted dog Mr. Bottomfingers doesn’t start biting at my privates when he needs to whizz badly. But, I’m learning to live up to my word. So, for those of you who asked, or those of you who wish to celebrate Earth Day by checking out some ridiculously hot celebrity ladies in motion, here’s what I’ve just been watching (well, was on Sunday), I’m only human.

Well, today it’s Ronda Rousey taking off her top for Buffalo jeans (sorry about the dude), Emily Ratajkowski see-through sextastic touching herself goodness, and Olivia Wilde in desperately hot shape and showing off. Menage-a-quatre at Bill’s house. Ronda, Emily, Olivia, oh my god. My mind just exploded. I think that was my mind. Enjoy.

Alexandra Park Bikini, Nina Dobrev In A Towel, Billie Piper Brought Back To Topless Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 
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Something old and something new, something hot to turn your bobos blue. I kind of changed that saying a bit I suppose to fit our particular Boob Tube Roundup needs this week. Alexandra Park and Merritt Patterson showing off bikini boobtastic in The Royals, Billie Piper re-animated in topless form in Penny Dreadful, Lotte Verbeek in Outlander flashing her Funions, and the deliciously delightful Nina Dobrev never quite nekkid enough in Vampire Diaries, but still so damn hot.

If you had any wondering as to whether the small screen or the big screen is showing more hot lady skin these days, it’s not even close really. The cineplexes are relegated to keeping the flaunting flesh away from the kids lest they turn into sociopathic beasts at the sight of nipples. Meanwhile, the multiple viewing options at home are proving you can have quality television and quality racks all in one show. A couple steps forward, a couple steps back. You’re only breaking even if you’re not sure where to look. Enjoy.

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Epic Trailer Roundup: Batman v Superman, Fantastic Four, and Jurassic World

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In case you’re internet has been broken all weekend, it’s been a hell of a four days for epic movie trailers.

The headliner of Trailerpalooza was the second teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, which starred Han Solo and Chewbacca and totally caught the internet off-guard on Thursday afternoon. (You can see that one right here.) However, the Star Wars trailer was followed by the premature release of the first Batman v Superman teaser on Friday, a new Fantastic Four trailer on Sunday, and then a new Jurassic World trailer on Monday.

If you’re a movie geek, it’s enough to make your head spin. Luckily, you’re about to get all caught up.

First up, here’s Batman v Superman, starring voiceovers by Charlie Rose and Neil deGrasse Tyson and laser eyes IronBatfleck. Some people hated it. I loved it. You decide for yourself:

Up next is the new Fantastic Four trailer, starring a bunch of actors you’ve never heard of and featuring our first glimpse of Dr. Doom. It’s not terrible:

Now the new Jurassic World trailer starring Chris Pratt, Dinowhisperer. (He rehabilitates raptors. He trains people.) It’s much better than the first trailer:

Should be a pretty fun year for movies, no?

Jurassic World hits theaters June 12, 2015, with Fantastic Four following on August 7. But for Batman v Superman you’ll have to wait until March 25, 2016. Sorry.

New ‘Star Wars’ Trailer…Han Solo…Must Watch 20 Times

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"Chewie, we're home."

Today Lucasfilm released a second teaser trailer for Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force AwakensI’m not going to dissect it for you. I’m not going to break it down shot for shot and try to explain what it all means. Because eventually the actual film will come out, and it will render meaningless all the time and energy and virtual ink spilled on such analyses and theories.

What I am going to do is tell you that the new teaser trailer is f*cking awesome. That it has lightsabers and tie fighters and x-wings and crashed star destoyers and good guys and bad guys and voiceover by Luke Skywalker and then, at the very end, Han Solo and Chewbacca. Like actual moving images of Harrison Ford and Peter Mayhew in his Wookiee suit.

I’ll also just go ahead and admit that, yes, the eight-year-old version of myself that I thought was burried deep in my subconscious kind of lost his shit. Because HAN SOLO AND CHEWBACCA ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS?

Anyway, I hope you’re already watching the thing now and not still reading this. It really is great.

Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens hits theaters December 18, 2015. ONLY 245 MORE SLEEPS!