Okay, so they won't be exactly nekkid, but if you're going to the movies this weekend, you will most definitely still have an assortment of celebrity sextastic to see onscreen, including Selena Gomez in Aftershock, Isla Fisher in Gatsby, and Kerry Washington in Yet Another Tyler Perry Movie.
It's all good. And air-conditioned. Look for me in the back row. But two seat separation please. In the least. Enjoy.
When I heard that there was an Audi commercial starring Leonard Nimoy and Zachary Quinto as themselves, competing against each other for Spock supremacy, two thoughts immediately popped into my head. The first was something along the lines of, "Really? Are there really a lot of hardcore Trekkies out there who can actually afford Audis? Maybe if it were a commercial for used Chevy Luminas or something, but Audis?" Then the second thought I had went something like, "man, that's going to be the lamest thing ever."
Well, it turns out I was totally wrong...about the second thing. Despite the fact that the commercial does double duty, advertising both a luxury automobile and a big-budget summer blockbuster, it's not lame at all. In fact, it's genuinely smart (the trademark J.J. Abrams lens flares on the Audi) and hilarious (an 82-year-old Nimoy cursing and singing "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins").
But don't take my word for it. Watch the ad for yourself. Then watch this:
Some colleges will take anyone with a pulse. But I've discovered a school that will even waive that meager requirement.
Welcome to The Walking Dead: Season 4 Zombie School, the only school in America dedicated to teaching you the art of mindlessly wandering around and feeding off others. Actually, that sounds a lot like most liberal arts programs, now that I think about it.
In the video, executive producer Greg Nicotero teaches his class the ins and outs of the reanimated corpse game. Unfortunately, the only real advice he has to offer is that "Frankenstein arms" are a big no-no in the zombie world. Luckily, doing "Frankenstein arms" is genuinaly frowned upon in most professional situations, so at least Nicotero's advice also has real-world aplications.
J.J. Abrams' Star Trek: Into Darkness hits theaters on May 17th. But before you get your expectations all out of whack, let's stop and remember that as good as it was, 2009's Star Trek was far from a perfect film. In case you've forgotten, this Honest Trailer from the guys at Screen Junkies is here to remind you. And they bring up some great points. Honestly, what's with all the lens flares, J.J.?
That said, even if you took all the complaints in this trailer and multiplied them times a thousand, Abrams' Star Trek would still be better than 90% of the franchise films. Seriously, watch Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, and report back.
That's it. I'm in.
Anchorman 2 is scheduled for a December 20th release date.
As expected, Iron Man 3 dominated the weekend box office, raking in $175.3 million, the second biggest weekend opening in history behind The Avengers. That amount does not include an additional $175.9 million made this weekend via international markets, bringing the film's 12-day global take to $680.1 million. Making more than half-a-billion dollars in less than two weeks seems like a pretty good start, but I'm no expert.
Considering Iron Man 2 was widely considered a bad film, it's all the more impressive that audiences were willing to give the franchise the benefit of the doubt. With that in mind, the producers of The Hangover Part 3 must be breathing a sigh of relief.
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This is The End Stars Will Do Anything For You To Like Them (VIDEO)
The stars of the upcoming comedy This is the End, really want you to like them on Facebook. We mean, REALLY want you to like them. In fact, the more Facebook likes that the movie receives, the crazier things that stars Seth Rogen, James Franco, Danny McBride and Jay Baruchel will do for your viewing pleasure.
Want to Danny wax Seth's back? Get them more likes on Facebook. Want to see Jay and Danny share a strand of pasta just like in Lady and the Tramp? Then get them more likes on Facebook.
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