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The Ten Worst Hangovers in Movie History

The Hangover Part III opens tonight and in this final chapter, the Wolfpack will officially rank among the greatest drunkards in cinema history. But where do they stand in that crowded field? Who else is in that field? Why are they all in a field and not in a bar? Important questions indeed.

With all that on-screen boozing, there's bound to be some awful hangovers. Let's take a look at what we'd imagine are the ten worst in movie history.

 

Sony Pictures Doesn’t Want You to Know that M. Night Shyamalan Directed ‘After Earth’

Ten years ago, after a string of hits that included The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable, M. Night Shyamalan was so big that his name would appear at the top of his movie posters, much larger and bolder than the actors starring in his films. Unfortunately, right about the time that Mr. Shyamanahmanayalan started getting carte blanche to make whatever movies he wanted, the guy stopped making good movies. The downward trajectory started with The Village, took a major plummet with The Happening, and finally bottomed out with The Last Airbender.

The result of this string of terrible films? Today, nobody wants the guy's name associated with their picture. And that includes Sony. Their new post-apocalyptic father-son adventure film After Earth, which stars Will Smith and his teenage son Jaden Smith, was written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan. However, they've decided to keep his involvement on the d-low. Thus, instead of "M. Night Shyamalan" in big bold letters at the top of the posters, and instead of trailers that open with phrases like 'from the director of The Sixth Sense,' all the promotional materials for After Earth focus on Will and Jaden. The director's name is relegated to the fine print.

So why was M. Night Shakakhan even tabbed to direct this $100 million summer blockbuster in the first place? Because he's the guy producer Will Smith wanted. If not for the Fresh Prince, M. Night would probably be directing episodes of NCIS right now.

After Earth hits theaters on May 31.

H/T – [Variety]

Trailer for ‘The World’s End’, the Other Apocalyptic Buddy Comedy Hitting Theaters This Summer (VIDEO)

Apparently, the End of the World Will Be a Laugh Riot

If you're a big fan of apocalyptic buddy comedies, this is going to be an awesome summer, because not one but two such films will be hitting the big screen.

The first, of course, will be This is the End, which basically stars every person to ever appear in a Judd Apatow movie...plus Jay Baruchel. The second, meanwhile, is the very similarly titled The World's End, which stars Simon Pegg and Nick Frost of Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and Paul. And while both are about a group of friends trying to navigate the trials and tribulations that come with the end of days, the former deals with a biblical kind of apocalypse, while the latter is decidedly more SciFi. In fact, The World's End looks pretty much just like Shaun of the Dead, only this time Pegg is the idiot instead of Frost, and they're fighting alien bodysnatchers instead of Zombies.

But in any case, like I said, if you're a fan of apocalyptic buddy comedies, this is your year. Enjoy.

The World's End hits theaters on August 23, 2013.

Vin Diesel’s ‘Fast and Furious 6′ Review

Vin Diesel is perhaps as well-known for his eloquence as he is for his ant-man arm guns. During Fast and Furious 6's whirlwind press tour, Diesel gave Moviefone the most insightful, carefully constructed, and in-depth review of his new film. Here it is, in all of its erudition:

It's the best movie in the world and it's a love story and it's baller status.

Boom. The best movie in the world. Ever. Forget Empire Strikes Back, forget Citizen Kane, forget John Ford's entire catalog, or anything else. He does seem closer to the mark on it's baller status -- everything points to FF6 being an outstanding pre-summer blockbuster. It has an effin' tank chase and a car blasting out the front of a cargo plane -- that's baller. Albeit, I have no idea actually what baller means. I'm from the suburbs

Fast and Furious 6 opens tomorrow. It's a love story, guys...a love story.

‘We’re the Millers’ Red Band and Jennifer Aniston’s Ass (VIDEO)

It's Cracktastic!

The red band trailer for We're the Millers went live today and -- wait -- is that an inflated ball sack!?

Yes. Yes it is. No worries, though, there's plenty of bare Jennifer Aniston to make up for it. There there, take a look at that sweet, stripping former Friend. All better now? Good.

Minus the swollen scrote, this is the best trailer we've seen all year. All of it's awesomeness rests on the fact that Aniston is a stripper impersonating a MILF who ends up stripping...or something. Funny people are in it being funny. A killer whale eats a dolphin. And Aniston is about to hook up with a lady in a tent. Fine, twist our arms, we're watching it again.

Wolverine Goes from Sad Bastard to Cigar-Chomping Badass in the New ‘Wolverine’ Trailer

Wolverine Scratches His Balls in the New 'Wolverine' Trail

I'm sure there will be a few twists and surprises, but it sure seems like the new trailer for The Wolverine pretty much lays out the entire story arc of the upcoming film.

It starts off with Wolverine all sad and tormented because he still misses Jean Grey. So he goes to Japan to find himself or something, like you do, and while there he meets a tiny female samurai and a guy who sounds like that other guy from Inception and claims he can make Wolverine mortal—you know, so he can end his suffering and whatnot. However, in the end, Wolverine starts acting like a superhero again instead of the lead singer of a whiney emo band. (Though he still has that emo hair.)

And boom, that's the movie. The only reason you still need to go see it in the theater? The fight scenes, obviously. Especially the one with the giant robot samurai. That looks pretty epic.

The Wolverine hits theaters July 26, 2013.

General Zod Isn’t F*cking Around In The New ‘Man of Steel’ Trailer (Video)

Superman hanging out in a pile of skulls. What a sicko.

It's a bad day to be Kal-El. And if you don't know who "Kal-El" is, congratulations on losing your virginity at a respectable age.

In the latest trailer for Man of Steel, General Zod (Michael Shannon) is really putting the screws to planet Earth, threatening to destroy our world unless humanity turns over Superman. Well, on behalf of humanity, I'd just like to say that Superman is Clark Kent, and we really didn't like him that much anyway, so feel free to take him and be on your way. Also, could you make me the ruler of Australia, please? I have an affinity for beachfront property.

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