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We Count Up Every ‘Game of Thrones’ Season One Death For You, Because Math Sucks (VIDEO)

Blood, Blood, and More Blood!

We've saved you the trouble of having to use your abacus to keep track of all the gruesome, bloody deaths that occur in season one of Game of Thrones as you binge watch every episode in anticipation of the season three premiere on HBO this Sunday night. Because it's not TV, guys. It's not! 

Because if there's one thing better than gratuitous nudity...it's gratuitous violence. Luckily this is a show that offers up both. Sometimes at the exact same time, which can make things...confusing, to say the least. But as your mind tries to make up whether it should be aroused or disgusted, enjoy every single death in season one of Game of Thrones. 

UPDATED TO ADD:  Now see the Season Two Kill Counter for Game of Thrones by popular demand.

FX Announces New Shows by Charlie Kaufman and the Coen Brothers, Film Geeks Rejoice

With shows like Justified, Sons of Anarchy, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, FX has already become a basic cable refuge for critics and viewers who've grown tired of the formulaic shenanigans of the all-powerful Chuck Lorre.

This week, however, it seems that FX has decided to double down with the critically acclaimed content. First came word that the network had given the green light to a Coen Brothers-produced Fargo TV series loosely based on their Oscar-winning 1996 film, which is basically the best idea ever. Now there is word that the critically acclaimed Charlie Kaufman—writer of such cerebral films as Adaptation and Being John Malkovich—is developing a half-hour comedy called How and Why about a brilliant but socially inept nuclear physicist.

Obviously, we have no idea what the Kaufman show is going to look like just yet. However, this awesome Fargo supercut ought to give you a good idea of what that series will look like:

H/T – [Screen Rant]

‘Buckwild’ Star Learns that Not Showing Up to Your Court Date is One Way to Stay in the News

Ah, Salwa Amin, 'star' of MTV's social experiment in civilization-ending, Buckwild, has been arrested yet again for her connection to a drug raid last month. According to TMZ, Amin was brought back in cuffs again thanks to a 'bench warrant, which was issued after she allegedly blew off a court date stemming from the first arrest.' That first arrest we told you about felt like one of those 'very special episodes' of a 1991-version of Buckwild, in which Amin and one of her friends were busted in a raid for trying to move some oxycodone and heroin with intent to sell. Unfortunately, unlike the show she 'stars' in, this was not made up by a team of story producers.

I'm also going to assume that since she's being held without bail, her hearing, trial, conviction and subsequent time in the slammer will be a much anticipated MTV 'reality' series this fall, Shiv.

I’d Conquer the Iron Throne to Conquer the Women of ‘Game of Thrones’

Game On!
Get ready for season 3 of 'Game of Thrones' with a new teaser Watch »

I'd like to say that the main reason I watch Game of Thrones is because I'm truly invested in the story. But to be honest, it took me two-and-a-half seasons before I realized the show didn't take place in San Francisco in the 60s. I was a little preoccupied by all the exotic women who kept popping up on screen.

You've got swingin' scissor sistering brothel girls, dragon ladies, witches giving birth to smoke monsters and a dragon lady with a body tighter than the chinks in Brienne of Tarth's armor. And they all came out with very little on to celebrate the season 3 premiere at one of the many screenings held around the country this week. And we've got them all.

Ten Reasons Why ‘Happy Endings’ is Ah-Mah-Zing

Incase you haven't heard, the ABC comedy Happy Endings is not doing so well in the ratings and is in danger of being cancelled. It's not off-the-air yet, but things certainly do not look good for the critically-acclaimed sitcom, known for its snappy dialogue, crazy character shenanigans and pop-culture induced storylines. In fact, the network itself has even started a "Save Happy Endings" campaign, much to the surprise of fans, who were likely expecting another Community debacle.

The show returns this Friday with back-to-back episodes after having a rumor-filled two month hiatus, which sparked the "Save Happy Endings" movement. And even though it's unlikely that ABC will renew the sitcom for a fourth season, we would like to see it come back.

Here are Ten Reasons Why Happy Endings is Ah-Mah-Zing:

‘Doctor Who’ Prequel Is Light on Karen Gillan But Heavy on Mystery (VIDEO)

Clara Who?

This coming weekend is a fanboy's wet dream. Seriously, if someone even breathes on me at the right moment I'll proably let one go in my pants. We have the season premiere of Game of Thrones, the final(?) showdown between Rick and the Guv in the season finale of The Walking Dead and of course...Doctor Who finally returns with new episode, 'The Bells of Saint John."

But you don't have to wait until Saturday night to get a glimpse into the episode, as Who showrunner Stephen Moffat has written a prequel short to go along with it. It's only a few minutes long but sets up pretty much what the episode and ensuing half-season are going to be about. "Saint John" is also the first "official" episode with Jenna-Louise Coleman as new companion, Clara. The character is, quite frankly, coming off as a bit of an Amy Pond-lite, and this prequel episode will only draw more comparisons, but knowing Moffat, the man's got a few tricks up his sleeve. 

Will Joe Jonas Join Our List of Celebrities With Sex Tapes We Wish We Could Unsee?

Guess purity rings don't extend to BDSM toys, ball gags and paddles, because the big rumor through the intertubes was that Jonas Bros' Joe Jonas was in a soon-to-be-released sex tape with his girlfriend Bianda Eggenschwiler getting all S&M'y with each other. Now while Bianda is uber-hot and I'd love to watch her on film doing things that would make Linda Lovelace blush, the one thing I don't want to see is someone Jonasing all over her in the same frame. Which is why it's probably a good thing that TMZ is reporting Jonas's reps are saying that the story is false and there is no Joe Jonas sex tape.

The irony of course being that the only way I probably would have ever listened to his music if he was actually wearing a ball gag instead of singing.

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