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Egotastic! Style: ‘Time Traveller’ Watch is For the Worldly Traveler

Have you ever had one of those Hangover moments where you go on a night out with friends and wake up in a totally different country? You might've realized then that a damn good watch that can give you the time wherever you are would come in handy. An app would suffice, but if you can't even find your phone, then what good can they do?

Luckily for worldly travelers, such a watch exists and it's aptly called the 'Time Traveller.'

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For Dudes With Small Hands: Hoyle Slice Playing Cards

So you're trying to shuffle and failing horribly because your hands are too freakin' small. If it weren't for the Hoyle Slice Playing Cards, I'd probably just tell you to leave the table or give up being a dealer for good because it's just going to mess up your game and crimp your style. Because honestly, nobody wants to hook up with a bad shuffler.

But as it turns out, the cards exist, so you're safe for the moment.

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Days Photo Diary for iOS Lets You Keep Track of Your Daily Bangs

Have you ever heard of the Bang-a-Day challenge? It's pretty clear what you're supposed to do based on its name alone. I never attempted it myself, although I know a great deal of guys who did. Suffice to say, few succeeded, and one of those who did got so sick of doing the dirty that he put himself on a self-imposed dry spell.

Whether you're attempting to take on this near-impossible challenge or not, one app that you'd definitely benefit from having on your phone is Days.

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‘Chug’ is a Crowdsourced Drinking Adventure for One Lucky B’stard

Meet Zane Lamprey. He used to headline a show called Drinking Made Easy (gee, I wonder what that was about!), which wrapped up after its third season. If you're a fan of Zane or curious about what he's up to, wonder no further because he's back with the same penchant for alcohol and getting wasted!

Zane is looking to start a new show called Chug, which is going to be crowd-funded show since they're raising funds to film and finance the project through Kickstarter.

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Window Socket Concept: Get Ready to Plug and Play

Life would suck without electricity. Without it, you'd have nothing to power your laptops--and as a result, nothing to fap to every night. You'll have to learn to live without video games and your iPhone, and learn to socialize with people in person again. Okay, so that last bit doesn't sound so bad, but everything else pretty much sucks.

That's the kind of future we're all looking at though, if people can't reduce their power consumption and the higher-ups can't find an alternative to oil.

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Is This For Real? Lingerie for Dudes

Guys think about it all the time. In fact, I know a few who got so hung up about it that they still persisted, even after their girlfriends flat out refused. You know what I'm talking about... Or don't you?

Let me get to it.

For years, thousands of men all over the world have wondered what it felt like to wear lacy underwear and frilly lingerie. They've seen their girlfriends in them, so what's the harm in trying them out one or two times, just to see how everything all fits? For obvious reasons, a lot of women get freaked out by this, with reasons from 'Are you sure you're straight?' to 'You might stretch it out at the bottom!'

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Superhero Shot Glasses: Knock Shots Down Like a Boss

Don't you just hate pretentious doofuses who clink shot glasses and drink with their pinky fingers pointed upwards? Yeah, you know the type: quasi-successful, egocentric douches who think that they're better than everyone else. Fact of the matter is, most people drink to unwind and forget about all the crappy stuff that happened during the earlier part of the day.

The point is to have fun--and have fun you will with these Superhero Shot Glasses!

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