This is probably the only time you'll have sufficient reason to reach for your nether regions in public. I'm not talking about going for your junk but for the miniature flask that you're wearing as a buckle on your belt. It might seem like a fashion statement to some, but others who are aware of what it really is know better.
What seems like a mere belt buckle to others is actually a miniature flask that can hold up to two ounces of your favorite drink. That's enough for a small mid-day pick-me-up and will be enough to tide you over until you get home or get to the bar, whichever you prefer.
Get It: $12.49
When the world's about to end and we're in the age of the zombie apocalypse, you know what I'd want to have? Bacon. There's nothing like savoring that meaty, smoky flavor one last time before you either get bitten--or bite in order to survive.
These delectable strips of meat will last and stay edible for ten years so you can hoard them without having to worry about all of them going bad. Not that I think you'll be able to hoard much of the stuff anyway, because a case of twelve cans of these will set you back about $160.
Clearly, this stuff ain't cheap--but nothing worth having ever is.
Get It: $160
Forgive the shameless pun, but it was hard to resist.
In order to stand out from the crowd and from a group of would-be recruits, you need to make a strong first impression. Being a good, clean-cut guy just doesn't cut it anymore these days. So do what others are already doing: make your business card something that people would remember or even talk about in the days and weeks to come.
Take what a Brazilian-based cheese shop called Bon Vivant did. They incorporated a tiny cheese grater onto their card which people will no doubt be reaching for when they need to grate some cheese for single servings. If you're worried about the card grating into your ass when you stow it away in your pocket, don't be, because it comes with a protective sleeve for storage.
Looks like they definitely thought of everything. What about you? Are you up to that challenge?
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Envelope X-Ray Spray for Mail Spies
There comes a time when a dude feels the need to spy on somebody else's mail. It's unethical, it's probably illegal, and it's clearly something you wouldn't want to be caught doing. But hey, we've all been there before. A soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend's fishy correspondence? A letter for your roommate from that fancy company you've always dreamed of working for? Some random dude's mail that you feel like reading, just for kicks?
Obviously you can't go around tearing envelopes open because their intended recipients will know someone went through their mail. What you can do is spritz the envelopes with the X-Ray Spray to check out their contents.
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