Remember the first time you felt a girl up? It probably left you wanting to cop a feel afterwards. We don't blame you, because there's nothing like the suppleness of the first touch to get your heart racing and juices flowing.

So how do you feel about resting your weary wrists on a soft, bouncy pair of titties day in and day out? They might not be attached to a real girl's bod, but they look hella appealing and should be comfortable enough that I'm sure you wouldn't really mind. I mean, it sure beats that boring old mousepad that you're currently using, I'm sure.

These boob-tastic mousepads with three-dimensional titty wrist rests have been around for a while now, but their line-up has been missing the vivacious ladies from Mortal Kombat--until now that is, with the notable addition of Kitana to the mix. Check it out!

Own It: Varied

Cereal companies decided that in order to sell more cereal to adults, they needed to update their mascots. After all, it's the first thing people see when they pick up the box, and no doubt it's going to leave an impression since that's what people find themselves staring at as they scoop spoonful after spoonful of cereal into their mouths.

The first course of action is to get rid of the cutesy, sissy mascots and replace them with drunk as hell characterss that don't give a shit about appealing to children or to their parents.

We kid. If cereal companies did that, they'd be out of business. Not because of poor sales, because I'm sure every person with a sense of humor would be snatching up those cereal boxes like crazy. No, they'll probably be sued by some overly-concerned folks who worry about the influence boozed-up cereal mascots would have on kids all over the country.

Valid concern, but if they turn out like you or me, they don't really have anything to worry about, right? Uh, right.

Kidding aside, these cereal box mock-ups were created by College Humor as part of a hilarious series where they took famous children's cereal mascots and transformed them into deadbeat alcoholics who need a shot of tequila all morning, noon, and night.

Welcome to the Mile High Club. I'm sure you've done the dirty on a plane and lived to tell the tall tale about how you got the stewardess to join in...but there's another way to become a perpetual member of that club, and you don't have to keep booking flights or using up your frequent flyer miles to get there.

The thing is, it probably costs just as much, because getting your own bed made from an actual jet's cowling obviously won't be cheap.

What's a cowling, you may ask? It's essentially the cover of the engine of a plane. And yes, they're now using the engine covers from old plans and turning them into beds for the rich and the kinky.

Not everyone can say they did the dirty in a cushy bed fabricated from the cowling of the 380-passenger McDonnel Douglas DC-10. The 84" round beds are all custom made, and you can choose to have it done with a satin finish, painted, or mirror polished. The base of the bed and the portholes are all illuminated with LEDs so you can see what you're doing--and, of course, who you're doing it with.

So if you can shell out the dough, then get ready to have the time of your life and bring the excitement of the skies back to your own bedroom. Get ready for blast off!

Own It: Price on Request

Iron Man 3 doesn't hit the big screen until next year, and already people are churning out some awesome concept art for it. Not of Iron Man in his usual suit or in the Patriot armor (which we saw last week in these set photos), but of Tron lightcycles that were designed in his honor.

So we all probably won't live to see an Iron Man and Tron crossover, but hey, we can all dream, right? Starting with these awesomer than awesome Tron lightcycles. One was inspired by Iron Man's regular red and gold suit, while the other one was based on Warhammer.

Wouldn't it be awesome if Iron Man could somehow shift into one of these babies? Who knows? It could happen.

For some people, LEGO is more than just a toy. It's more than just stuff you play around with to build random shapes and structure. Not to me though. All I did with my LEGO when I was a kid was build houses and fortresses and the simplest cars and airplanes a kid's mind can imagine. (And yes, in case you're wondering, my dad still got me LEGO sets even though I was a girl because I insisted.)

This isn't what guys like Garry King do, however. These LEGO extraordinaires actually use these tiny, colorful bricks of various shapes and sizes to come up with impressive and massive creations that will inspire awe and wonder from whoever happens to see them.

Love Battlestar Galactica? Fancy Firefly (or Serenity)? Obsessed with Halo and everything that has to do with Star Wars? Then you'll probably piss your pants a little when you see the LEGO-lized ships from your favorite movies and TV series brought to life, LEGO-style.

There's also something in the mix for StarCraft and Star Trek fans. These massive works of geek art have been collected in this gallery of Starships that every sci-fi geek would love to see come alive in real life. Enjoy!

(Editor's note: we are currently working on a complete mobile solution for the site which will address the issue of video plays on iOS devices; additionally, we are working on a short term fix on the site itself that should allow for a secondary link for iPad and iPhone devices. However, since our team of indentured child laborers move at their own pace, check out this article from our own Hazel Chua below on how to get Flash-based videos to run on your Mac mobile devices. It will rock your world.)

Steve Jobs was never a huge fan of Flash. In fact, he hated it and wasn't afraid to let the whole world know the extent of his loathing. That said, you can pretty much conclude that Apple won't be adding support for Flash videos to their devices anytime soon.

So if you were wondering why some current videos on Egotastic! aren't playing on your iPad or iPhone, then now you know. The good news is that there are a few quick fixes you can use to play Flash clips on your phone or tablet without having to jailbreak it:

1. Get Skyfire (for iPhone and iPad)

Skyfire is a browser app that converts the Flash video on any webpage into an HTML 5-based video which plays with no problems on your iPhone or iPad.

Simply fire up Skyfire, browse the web as you normally would, and just tap the "Video" icon on the browser's toolbar to play any Flash videos on the page that you'd like to watch. Note that Skyfire is only optimized for playing Flash videos and wasn't made to handle Flash-based games.

Skyfire can be downloaded from the iTunes App Store for $1.99.

2. Download iSwifter (for iPad only)

An alternative Flash browser to Skyfire is iSwifter. What makes iSwifter different from the former is that it has also been programmed to unlock Flash games and websites aside from just video content.

It's being advertised as a free app, but you'll have to make an in-app purchase to keep using iSwifter after a seven-day period. You can have unlimited use of iSwifter by making a one-time purchase of the browser for $4.99. You can also get one month's worth of usage for $2.99, although the previous option gives you more value for your money.

iSwifter can be downloaded from the iTunes App Store for free. But you'll need to pay $4.99 so that you can keep using the browser.

3. Use iOSFlashVideo (for iPhone, iPad, and iPod Touch)

iOSFlashVideo is a bookmarklet that lets you play Flash videos on your device using the iOS standard media viewer. Here's how to use it:

• Visit this link on your iPhone, iPad, or iPod Touch: http://iosflashvideo.fw.hu/
• Save the page as a bookmark (Hit the action button on Safari and tap "Add Bookmark")
• Edit the iOSFlashVideo bookmark and delete the text before the word "javascript"
• You're good to go! Just open the bookmark whenever you want to watch a video

Article by Hazel Chua
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