Gear

Revolver Gun Knife: No Bullets, All Blade

So here's a gun that isn't exactly a gun. You won't be able to fire any rounds from it, because it's actually a knife. Yes, a knife. Pulling the trigger won't do anything, but flip it over and flip that blade out and you've got yourself a weapon for self-defense.

It's not the perfect weapon by any means because the handle isn't exactly ergonomic and you'd obviously have to be in close range with your assailant. However, that takes nothing from the fact that it's essentially a gun disguised as a gun. Even if it isn't as easy to use as a regular old knife, the appeal is hard to ignore.

Get It: $16

Strip Club Cash Cannon: Shoot It Up With Cash

Do what the big boys do and make it rain cold hard cash without lifting more than just a finger. The Cash Cannon should be the only gun clubs allow through the door because it's the only one in the world that can make it rain happiness (in the form of dollar bills!) Perfect for them strip clubs, don't you think?

Go on--make it rain! Just make sure you don't lose your life's savings in the process.

Get It: $60

LOLWHUT: Parking Armor is a Bumper for Your Bumper

So the Parking Armor is a ridiculous concept, although you might actually need one if you suck at parking. It's basically a bumper for your bumper, so you don't mess your actual bumper up in the event that you accidentally (or accidentally-on-purpose) bump into something while you're backing  into a parking spot or your garage or something.

The Parking Armor is made from water-resistant rubber with steel-enforced straps to hold them in place securely. It also has foam pads on the back side so the entire thing doesn't slide during impact. It'll keep your bumper unscratched and unscathed through nasty bumps, but it probably won't do anything for your game.

Get It: $69.95

Now That’s a Barcebue: Social Grill Lets Every In On the Action

Burgers, hot dogs, and steaks are all so much better if you grilled 'em yourself. Or at least, had a hand in getting them to the grill, even if it was just turning it over a few times after it was prepped and seasoned and all by the master griller. Unfortunately, eight people crowding around a single grill ain't exactly going to be a fun time for anyone in the group. Eight people around the social grill though--that's something else.

The Social Grill is a longer-than-usual grill that you can set at the table, so everyone can grill and flip their own burgers and steaks while they're chowing down. No need to pretend that you like your meat well-done because you can grill it to perfection yourself, just how you like it.

Get It: $160

Hamburger Wallet: Stuffed with Meat, Lettuce, and Cash

It don't make much sense to stuff a hamburger in your pocket...unless, of course, it's the Hamburger Wallet. As the name indicates, it's a wallet in the fun, appetite-increasing shape and form of a burger. A big fat patty, tomatoes, lettuce, sandwiched in between a sesame bun...mmm, I could really use a burger right now.

The main compartment can hold your cash, change, cards, and IDs. If you're more of a pizza, taco, or hot dog person, then there are wallets in those shapes, too! Check it out!

Get It: $6.06

Yeah, I ‘Read’ Too: Leather Book iPad Case

Chicks dig dudes who read. As for why, we'll never know. But what we do know is that it's another quality that'll get them to hand out their digits. Now here's the good part: it doesn't matter if you hate reading, because this Leather Book iPad case will do all the work for you. Just hold it with your other stuff when you walk past her (don't give her enough time to get a second look though) and she'll be none the wiser.

You don't even have to have an iPad, although it'll be better bang for your buck if you can actually use the case.

Get It: $69.99

This is Awesome: Ninja Star Wall Hooks

The world's shuriken crazy. We've got shuriken-shaped USB drives and ninja mugs with shuriken coasters (check 'em out here.) Now are you ready for shuriken hooks?

These Ninja Star wall hooks are made to hold your coats, jackets, headphones, and whatever else in place in the awesomest way possible. They're made from super-strong nickel-plated zinc alloy so you don't have to worry about them bending or warping under heavy loads. You don't have to worry about busting up your wall, either, because one of the corners is actually a screw.

Get It: $10