Gear

Scrotum Backpack: A Sack for Your Back

Turn heads, shock your grandma, and show the world you've got a pair by wearing a pair. The Scrotum backpack is, in a nutshell, a sack for your back. It's big, it's hairy, and it can carry more than your usual load of stuff. The best part? Its carrying capacity isn't affected at all by the temperature.

No sirree, you won't see these balls shrink in the cold. Can't say the same for the ones attached to your nether regions, though.

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You Never Knew You Need It ‘Til Now: Water Bottle Ice Mold

So you've got a bottle of water/beer/soda/juice open right in front of you, but it's no good because it's not cold at all. What use is a non-cool drink when you're beat and when you specifically need something ice cold to chug the fatigue and exhaustion away?

No need to break those icicles from your freezer anymore because you can just use the Water Bottle ice mold to make ice cubes (or is it ice tubes?) that fit into the small-mouthed bottles. You can also use the trays to make popsicles and other frozen treats, like beer pops. Now that's perfect!

Get It: $9

Scorpion Blade Does More Than Just Sting Your Enemies

Wolverine's blades got nothing on the Scorpion blade. Getting one of these wearable weapons is also less painful than pumping Adamantium into your bloodstream, so score another point for the Scorpion. The blade is about 14.5 inches long and it looks like it can cause a lot of pain if used correctly.

The highlight is the stinger, which looks particularly deadly and poised to strike. It'll take some practice to get used to using and maneuvering with this on your arm, but you'll get used to it.

Get It: $48

Beer Belt: Six Bottles of Booze and Then Some

The Beer Belt is the only belt you'll ever need for your boozing needs. It's equipped with six beer holsters that can hold six bottles of your beer of choice snugly around your waist. No need to walk to the fridge or to the cooler for refills; just pluck one off of your belt, pop the cap off, and enjoy.

Get one for yourself, buy one for your dad, give a couple of these to your closest buddies. Everyone will love you for it!

Get It: $23

Teabagging Tea Bag Brings Back Memories of Tea…

Now who doesn't like teabagging? We're talking about it in the tea sense of the word, in case you were thinking otherwise (which you probably were.)

Is there another kind of teabagging, you might ask. Well, there is, and it's done with the use of the Teabagging Tea Bag. As you can see, it's basically a reusable tea bag shaped like a pair of balls.  It was only a matter of time before someone actually made this thing, right?

Just put your tea leaves of choice in the bag, dip into the mouth...of your mug (what were you thinking?), wait a while, and enjoy your tea. Mmm-hmm!

Get It: $3

Brunton Power Knife Has All the Cables You Need

Stuck with a hundred and one cables in your bag for a weekender? If you've got more cables than clothes, then you probably have a gadget hoarding problem, but that's something to discuss for another day. We spotted the nifty Brunton Power Knife and it's the only non-knife Swiss knife you'll ever need when it comes to your gadgets for sure.

Instead of blades, the Brunton has four different cables instead: USB, micro USB, Apple 30-pin and Apple lightning pin adapter. Just flip out which cable you need to charge or sync you device, and push it back in when you're done. Now ain't that neat?

Get It: $22

Coffee Connection: Hot Spot Heat Sensitive Mug

Dang, it sucks not having access to WiFi when your bosses have it locked down and filtered to allow company-approved sites. Of course, you can go for 4G and share the connection with others if you're generous... or if you know someone who does that (you probably don't, the world is full of selfish assh'les), you might want to gift them this heat-sensitive mug.

When it's filled with hot coffee, the hot spot signal magically appears on the mug...and that's when everyone else's coffee break begins.

Get It: $13