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Who Should We Pimp To Get Into the Maxim Hot 100?

Don't you know, for the first time, Maxim magazine is opening up their Hot 100 list to the voting public (I wonder where they got that grand idea from <ahem> Egotastic! Hotness Awards). Regardless, it has led to a flurry of communiques to us from both want-to-be-on-the-list hotties and also the overly educated riff-raff we call our readers.

So, we decided, we will support just one. But you need to decide who we pimp to get on the list. It can be a major name, a minor name, the name of the girl you offered a Hamilton too for a happy ending at Vicki's Rub & Tug.

We are remaining neutral, But you've got to write in her name on the survey on our Facebook Page. And, whoever you guys want pimped the most, we shall pimp.

Some call it democracy, we just call it shifting responsibility for big decisions. VOTE.

Ashley Greene Sexy Legs and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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Kim Kardashian hits up Miami. (Celebuzz)

Katy Perry sexy mermaid. (HuffPo)

Joanna Krupa vs. The Kardashians. (FoxNews)

Miley Cyrus sex scene. (GossipCenter)

Paula Patton and the hottest mocha skinned hotties. (Ranker)

Does Ashley Greene have the most perfect body? (Popoholic)

Lady Gaga covered topless photoshoot. (Idolator)

Egotastic! Superbowl Prediction Kind of Contest Win a VISA Gift Card… It’s Game On

Okay, I need exact score, i.e. Giants 27, Patriots 20 or Patriots 19, Giants 16 (just don't want anyone offended) and you could win $50 VISA gift card. We were going to make it just for braggging rights, but a little cash seems more fun.

For tie-breaker, in case we have multiple winners, we need Total Passing Yards for the Game (all quarterbacks) with the closest to actual (over or under) winning any tie-breaker.

Post your entry on the Egotastic! Facebook Page.

It's free. And it's the next best thing to a Super Bowl winning BJ (and I ain't giving you one of those). 

Petra Ecclestone Does the Heiress Walk in Vajayjay-Hugging Yellow Pants

The entire state of the Los Angeles heiress scene changed when F-1 fortune-daughter Petra Ecclestone and her blonde hotness bought up the $100 million Spelling Mansion and moved onto the local scene in ever form fitting clothing. Let's just say Billionaire Barbie's lazy eye raised an eyebrow upon this movement onto her turf.

The uber-wealthy young shopper and fashion designer and some other fanciful pursuits follower strut the streets of Beverly Hills yesterday in the brightest of yellow crotch hugging pants that put all other heiresses on notice that this high-class pussycat is here to stake her claim. And, quite frankly, we could use some new stupid hot Ferrari-driving show-off blood in this town. Competition brings out the cat claws we do so love. Enjoy.

 

Pixie Lott Deserve a Lot More Attention for Her Petite Hotness

We're beginning to form a special place in our lower hearts for little hottie Pixie Lott, a young pop diva with a certain look that is beginning to drive us a bit cuckoo for cockney puffs. It might be the hot petite body, those luscious toned legs, or the alluring smile, or the combination of all three, on display outside Chateau Marmont the other night as the Britty singer celebrated something-or-other by way of a very short dress that caused our jaws to drop further than usual.

Pixie Lott, we have our leering eyes upon you. Now it's time to give us just a little more skin. Enjoy.

BREAKING: Demi Moore Rushed to Hospital For Substance Abuse

C'mon, Demi, you are far too hot to be taken down by this kind of nonsense. 

Law enforcement tells us a 911 call was placed at 10:45 PM Monday night.  Paramedics responded to Demi's L.A. home and after assessing her for a half hour, she was transported to a local hospital.

Read the breaking news about Demi's hospitalization at TMZ.

Michelle Martins Drops Some Hot Homemaker Fantasies in Paparazzo

Sometimes, you just need a little sexy Sudamericana in your life. Especially on a Monday morning after losing most of your ill-gotten income to some bad football picks, you need to find some type of virtual awesome in the ladies south of the belt in which to find solace.

Hot Latinas such as Brazilian soap star and TV hostess Michelle Martins, who despite not taking it all off for Paparazzo magazine this month did manage to build an entirely new naughty-woman-baking-cookies fantasy in a libido I thought was fully occupado many sextastic thoughts ago.

Michelle Martin is like two aspirin or a little hair of the smoking hot dog that bit you; she's a sexy salve for what ails you. Enjoy.

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