Quick Hits

Mr. Skin’s Whack-It Bracket Hits the Sweet 16

By Bill Swift | March 22, 2012 @ 2:31 pm

March Mammarial Madness continues over at our friends at Mr. Skin, where sextastic celebrity clips are being pitted head to chest against one another in a tournament of epic proportions. What was 64 entries is now down to the Sexy 16.

Early Round Highlights: 1 Seed Angelina Jolie got knocked off by Emmy Rossum…a changing of the guard!. 11 Seed Kaley Cuoco beat out 3 Seed Megan Fox. Upsets galore. The viewers are speaking!

Vote NOW in the Mr. Skin's Whack-It-Bracket Sexy 16, watch the eros-tastic contender clips, vote, and enter for the chance to win their big deal prizes. Good luck. And may the hottest woman win.

Kelly Brook Shows Crazy Cleavage and Other Fine Things to Ogle

By Jon | February 21, 2012 @ 12:35 pm

Runway

Kelly Brook shows major cleavage Read More »

Mexi Cans

Eliza Dushku bikini vacation Read More »

Vanities

Stacy Keibler and Malin Akerman hotness Read More »

Jennifer Aniston talks about the nude scene you'll never see. (HuffPo)

Coco busty new photoshoot. (theFABlife)

Kate Bosworth and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley hit the runway. (GossipCenter)

Stacy Keibler and Malin Akerman at the Vanity Fair party. (Celebuzz)

Does Drew Barrymore have a bun in the oven? (TMZ)

Eliza Dushku bikini goodness. (Celebslam)

Kelly Brook mega cleavage. (TheSuperficial)

Coming Soon: An iPad Case That You Can Truly Interact With

By Hazel Chua | February 17, 2012 @ 3:48 pm

You might have already heard about Fleshlights, which are joy toys that made quite the buzz when they were first released to the market.

Fleshlights are shaped like flashlights, only instead of a bulb, it's got a rubbery contraption inside that's meant to simulate the female hoo-ha. Unlike flashlights which you use so you can see in the dark, you'd probably want to use these fleshlights in the dark instead--if not to simulate the faux intimacy, but to save yourself from the shame that you're actually making the sexy with an inanimate object.

The newest pleasure toy that this company has come up with is the Fleshlipad iPad Case. That's not the final name yet, but it's easy to understand where it came from. It's basically a case for your iPad with a Fleshlight attached to the bottom. It will be marketed with an app that will give you visuals on a female body so you can have a better, fake tingly experience.

Adele Sex Tape? Rumors Abounding Across the Net

By Bill Swift | February 16, 2012 @ 12:53 pm

Look, we don't make the news (not unless you avidly read the vice arrests on the police blotter), we just report it.

Thanks to 'Hanachi' for the following heads up: Alleged Adele sex tape allegedly set for release on thernet.

Okay, so that's a lot of alleged's. Still, could we soon be seeing Adele literally rolling in the deep?

(Credit to Cousin Jonathan for that tasteless pun.)

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love — The Simpsons Arcade Game

By Chris Littlechild | February 14, 2012 @ 10:48 pm

A series for those of us who remember the good old days. The days when consoles had processing power equal to your average toaster, and enormous cartridges that often wouldn't work unless you blew on them. How that was supposed to have any effect, I can't imagine.

What retro consoles did have, though, was a slew of amazing games. One of my favourite functions of the Xbox 360 and PS3's online stores is the opportunity to buy some of these classics, cheap as chips. Let's take a look at one game, that's been repeatedly requested and only just released: Konami's The Simpsons Arcade Game.

The game was originally released in 1991, in fantastic not-seen-often-enough-any-more arcade cabinet form. It's a scrolling beat 'em up, instantly familiar to those that grew up on a diet of Streets of Rage and the like. There's a token storyline to justify the mass pummelling, as always. Smithers drops a diamond whilst on a raid, which Maggie catches and sucks as a pacifier. To retrieve his treasure, he takes off with both jewel and baby. Before you can say 'Kidnapper!', the pissed off family are in pursuit.

Whitney Houston’s Startling Final Turkey Sandwich!

By Bill Swift | February 13, 2012 @ 11:50 am

Yep, it's true. Our friends at TMZ have obtained photos of Whitney Houston's final meal, and it's exactly what we feared -- a turkey sandwich with french fries!

Okay, yes, there's also some beer and champagne, which early speculators are speculating mixed with some Rx drugs to give Whitney Houston the commonly occurring celebrity exit-this-life d'jour. And, yes, you can see water on the floor in the photo of her hotel bathroom. Very Hitchcock.

Check out all the details of Whitney's last meal and potential drug interaction exclusively on TMZ.

Egotastic! Helps You Not Eff Up Valentine’s Day Shopping (And Helps You ‘Git Some’)

By Bill Swift | February 10, 2012 @ 4:47 pm

Let's be completely honest here -- Valentine's Day is the single most horrid day of the year for men. I mean, unless your iPhone calendar is showing a back to back booking of a prostate exam and an IRS audit, this is pretty much the lamest day of the year, when, as in the prostate exam or audit, you're forced to smile through the pain.

But, now, some blessed relief, courtesy of some one-click shopping (you must do now, I mean, right now) for your lady that won't cost you much, will relieve you of the hell-on-earth known as a trip to the mall, and just might, I say, might, get you some tender vittles on the 14th.

FIVE THINGS TO BUY HER ONLINE:

Flowers. Just do it. It's the ABC of Valentine's. You can go solo with the flowers, or, Mr. Money Bags, make it an add-on. And if you want bonus points in the boudoir, have them sent to her place of work. You see, Valentine's is not about what you buy her, it's about her showing her friends and coworkers that you 'wuv' her. (This statement is not intended to imply that women act like little children, but, on Valentine's, oh, hell yeah.)

Nothing Says 'I'm Gittin' Some Tonight Quite Like Red Roses

Comfy super cozy upscale bean bag chairs. I'm telling you now, bean bag chairs for two lead directly to the bedroom for two, or, you know, these Sumo Lounge Chairs do stand up well to the knocking of the boots themselves, and it's a highly romantic type gift. We have them around our office here and I've been hit on twice by Phan from Tech. Get her a cozy lounge chair for two and you'll be sewing your oats, that's an almost guarantee.