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Poll: Americans Hate Justin Bieber

It's official: Americans hate Justin Bieber. Overwhelmingly. Public Policy Polling, one of those places that gather statistics, asked people their opinions of the current wave of crappy pop stars like Biebs, Taylor Swift, etc. Bieber scored the worst at 54% unlikeable, only a 20% likeable, and the rest of the people didn't give enough of a crap about him to hate him or love him. What's interesting is that these numbers were consistent across political party lines. Hating Biebs might just be the issue that can bring us together as a nation. It isn't just here in America. I've been doing guest spots on Toronto's The Dean Blundell morning show on 102.1 The Edge for our sister site What Would Tyler Durden Do? and they tell me that Biebs is considered a national tragedy in Canada. Still, if people hate him so much why does he sell out concerts and get multi-platinum albums?

I think it's two things: 1) The polls probably asked mostly adults and not the tweens that love the little douche. 2) People are lying. Bieber reminds my of Vanilla Ice in a way. When I was in eighth grade, Vanilla Ice sold millions of records, won a Grammy, and was the biggest star of 1990. But everyone claimed to hate him at the time. So, how can he sell all of those albums if everyone despises him? It isn't possible. Obviously people are embarrassed of their love of the Biebs. He's a guilty pleasure like Twinkies or heroin. Look, if you like Justin Bieber just admit it. I'm going to judge you for it but at least you aren't a hypocrite.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Wet T-Shirt Contest Photos Are, Well, Really Really Wet

Wow. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, it ends up flowing all over the chest side of BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru, Jennifer Nicole Lee, in a contest down in Florida that I can't believe I didn't get to judge.

While water conservationists might be put off by this display of H2O spilling, those of us who know that hydration on the inside is key to good health, and hydration on the outside of chesty women is the key to even better health, this is a happy day for us. Just when I thought I could quit her. The MILF is back! Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Swimsuit Pictures May Signal Cleavetastic Heat for a Different Boss

Well, I'll have to dig a bit, but it looks like Miranda Kerr might already be branching out her unparalleled talents in swimsuit modeling, what with the recent announcement that she and Victoria's Secret would no longer be carrying on a committed relationship in that regard. And, well, good for Miranda I say. And most definitely good for us, if this is the shape, err, shapes of things to come.

Showing off her incredibly alluring allurement skills down in Florida, Miranda showed that even kept in a one-piece suit, she can still work the magic like just about no other. And, by magic, I mean the ability to make a cold shower seem like a soothing experience. For Miranda does inspire inopportune-moment blood flow. To the brain, naturally. Enjoy.

Little Hayden Panettiere Loves Her Big Boobs and So Do We

Hayden Panettiere takes her best friends everywhere. This past weekend to the beach in Miami, and now to the ABC upfronts to woo advertisers into sponsoring her show, Nashville, because it's a good show, and because Hayden is pretty much irresistible, especially when her two friends are peeking out.

Hayden really has that special something something going on. A whole lot of passion inducement in one petite little package. Whatever it is, I wish I could bottle it and keep it in my left pocket. Hayden would already be in my right. Enjoy.

I Want To See Star Trek Into Darkness With Maria Menounos’ Booty

There's no denying I'm super geeked to see Star Trek Into Darkness this Friday.

The only way to elevate that geeked-ness to levels beyond quantitative science would be to escort Maria Menounos and her just chillingly amazing booty to the movies. The derriere of the Greek goddess was on display last night at the Hollywood premiere of STID (not to be confused with the STDs Maria and I would passionately exchange later on in the evening). What a bottom this sextastic woman has.

It's always been there, it's always been great, but, of late, it's just churning out heat like a badonkadonk supernova. I want it. And I want to take it to the movies. I wonder if Maria would find it rude if I asked her to watch Star Trek next to me while sitting with her knees on the chair and facing backwards to the screen. You can't know for sure until you ask I guess. Enjoy.

Nikki Leigh Bikini Pictures Present a Playmate with the Body Faptastic

They don't just hand out those Playmate of the Month awards to any girl off the streets. I mean, yes, if you're super hot and have a spectacular body, you can just walk in off the streets and probably be Playmate of the Month, but those are two pretty big qualifiers. And, Nikki Leigh more than qualified last year.

Now the host of a Playboy radio show on Sirius and all around exhibitor of one killer body, Nikki Leigh took to the beaches of Santa Monica for a little not so candid candid bikini shoot, flashing all kinds of wicked good looks. Nikki is a native of Southern California, which means she has pranced across a beach twice or thrice before. And looking like she does, I imagine she strains many necks and other related body parts. Quite outstandingly hot. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Camel Toe Provides a Glimpse of Sweaty Desert Delights

Well, it's about time the pouty lips came back on one of our favorite regular yoga-goers, all-around minxy hottie Vanessa Hudgens. A young woman who has taken her body fitness routine rather seriously the past couple of years, including yoga and Pilates and the entire celebrity workout circuit, not to mention sheer stretch pants to help us oglers help ourselves.

Vanessa Hudgens camel toe isn't just for breakfast anymore. Though, you know, I would throw out all four boxes of Cap'n Crunch cereal on my counter if I had the option to upgrade to Hudgens-toe. Enjoy.

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