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Victoria Lee Covered Topless And Extraordinarily Hot in Elle

By Bill Swift | May 17, 2013 @ 6:17 am

Victoria Lee Covered Topless in Elle France May 2013

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You'll thank me later. Oh, you won't write a letter or send me money, but in the back of your mind, you will pay forward gratitude for this introduction to the incredibly hot Victoria Lee. The next in the seemingly ceaseless line of ridiculously sextastic models out of Australia, Victoria scored a sweet pictorial in Elle France, making it about time you got to know her.

Now, Victoria Lee is hardly a catchy name or a unique odd name you'll easily remember. But I want you to nevertheless. Because if there's one thing I'm about it's education. And today's lesson is in the covered topless glorious visuals of one Victoria Lee. This will be on the final. Enjoy.

LAST SUMMER BAR REFAELI WENT COVERED TOPLESS FOR ELLE FRANCE

Bar Refaeli Covered Topless Shoot in Elle France July 2012

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Bar Refaeli Covered Nekkid, Kendall Jenner Cleavy, and Aubrey O’Day Even Cleavier Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | May 16, 2013 @ 12:41 pm

Kendall Jenner in a Bikini and Skates on Instagram

Aubrey O'Day Cleavage in a Bikini on Twitter

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Another week and another dollop of self-published goodness from the sweet looking women who roam the hallways of Hollywood, Inc. From head to toe these egomaniacal hotties are transmitting sextastic photos of themselves onto the world wide web for your viewing pleasure. So, um, thanks.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kendall Jenner showing off, Gisele Bundchen yoga posing, Aubrey O'Day reinventing her bosom, Coco working the stripper pole, Candice Swanepoel in a bikini, Bar Rafeali in an even smaller bikini, and so much much more. You owe it to your still lingering Cinco De Mayo hangover to check out each and every one of these salacious bits of wonderment. Enjoy.

LAST WEEK'S ROUNDUP IN CASE YOU WERE UNDER A WET BLANKET

Jessica Alba Posing on Twitter at the Met

Cara Delevingne and Sienna Miller Kissing on Instagram

Abbey Lee Kershaw Covered Topless on Instagram

Jessica Green Bikini Butt Shot on Instagram

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Hot Celeb Bodies of All Ages and Other Fine Things To Ogle

By Scott | May 16, 2013 @ 12:15 pm

ALL KINDS OF BIKINI GALS

See women of all ages wearing next to nothing Read More »

EX-BACHELOR HOTNESS

Courtney Robertson leaves us speechless Read More »

MIRANDA RETRO

Miranda Kerr looks great in a black one piece Read More »

Age is just a number when it comes to bikini hotness (Celebuzz)

Miranda Kerr wears the retro swimsuit VERY well (WWTDD)

Courtney Robertson is also good for a bikini shot or three (TMZ)

EmmaWatson, there's never a bad time to ogle you (Huffington Post)

Dita Von Teese will do anything to sell you a car (Fox News)

A collection of hot celebrity twins! (Ranker)

Heidi Klum's nipples are back everybody! (The Superficial)

Emma Watson All Grown Up and Ready to She-Dazzle in W

By Bill Swift | May 16, 2013 @ 11:25 am

Emma Watson Looks Amazing in W Magazine July 2013

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Emma Watson sure did grow up fast. I feel like I've been watching her closely ever since, well, ever since it wasn't really socially correct to admit to such a following. But at some point over the past year or so she started doing all this grown up modeling and posing and styling and while it's clearly way too much clothing involved, it's really pretty damn hot.

Her latest foray into the grown up world of modeling features a highly done up Emma Watson in W magazine. Evoking all sorts of images of glamorous ladies of the past, not to mention a future fifteen minutes of fun I'd love to experience with Emma. Granted, ten of those minutes would be spent trying to undo her fancy frock, but five minutes is more than enough time to repeat the phrase 'Oh, Emma, I've wanted you too for so long.' Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus, Arianny Celeste, Kendra Wilkinson Highlight the Hotties at Maxim Hot 100 Party

By Bill Swift | May 16, 2013 @ 10:21 am

Arianny Celeste, Miley Cyrus, and More at Maxim Hot 100 Party in Hollywood

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I think I'm getting too old to complain anymore about these magazine lists of who's the hottest celebrity. So many flaws, so little time to discuss them all. It's an inevitably crooked venture when you first set about to tier the sextastic. And naming somebody The Hottest or The Most Beautiful, even if you weren't doing so for crass publicity reasons, it's a faulty process at best.

Nevertheless, Maxim still knows how to throw a party that gets some good looking women to attend. As they did last night for their Hot 100 List, including Miley Cyrus, the winner of said naming, UFC Ring Girl extraordinaire, Arianny Celeste, and former stripper turned stripper, Kendra Wilkinson, who put on her best face and body for the event celebrating good looks. Can't say I got my invitation, but someday when I've got a whippersnapper nipping at my heels, I'll probably not invite them to my events either. Everybody hates their future replacement. Enjoy.

Jessica Lowndes Continues Her Red Carpet Cleavage Expertise

By Bill Swift | May 16, 2013 @ 8:45 am

Jessica Lowndes Red Hot Cleavage at the Aston Martin Tailoring Launch in London

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We don't really know what Jessica Lowndes is up to these days, but she sure does make a lot of red carpet appearances and she sure does know how to show off one killer boobtastic at pretty much each whistle stop. Or cat-calling stop. I mean, guys are going to notice when your bazoongas are pressed up under your chin. They're going to imagine those fine sweater kittens pressed up under their own chins.

It's all natural and glorious. As are Jessica's fully inflated pleasure crafts. Well, glorious at least. And now routinely on display. We couldn't be happier for ourselves. Thank you, Jessica. Enjoy.

JESSICA LOWNDES KNOWS HOW TO DAZZLE A CROWD OF OGLERS

Jessica Lowndes Big Bosom at the Sugar Hut in Essex

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Courtney Robertson Bikini Pictures for the Still Very Eligible Bachelorette Win

By Bill Swift | May 16, 2013 @ 8:26 am

Courtney Robertson in a Teal Bikini on the Beach in LA

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As you know, with a semi-functioning cerebral cortex still, I have no time for most reality television, so I've never had much time to watch who will fall in fake love each season on shows like The Bachelor. But I guess Courtney Robertson won the show by proving her fake love for The Bachelor so they could wait til the show was over to call off their fake engagement. A ruse is a ruse is a ruse, but that is the point of reality television. It's like buying a professional lady for the evening. At some point, the timer does run out and the compliments go away. So I'm told.

Regardless, we ourselves did fall in lust with Courtney Robertson for mostly just looking so damn good in a bikini, as she proved once again on the beach in L.A. showing off her taut bikini body for the cameras. She may never find true love through a staged television show. And that I suppose is truly sad. But she will find much love here on Egotastic! so long as she keeps that killer body. Enjoy.