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The Bella Twins Flashing Their Cleavy Twins Out in West Hollywood

The wrestling diva twins, Nikki Bella and Brie Bella decided to give Tinsel Town a little taste of their moves last night leaving a fancy restaurant where I go looking for scraps after hours to feed my dog Mr. Featherstone and occasionally he shares with me, which is nice and keeps me going for a few more days.

Nikki and Brie are known for their dramatic storylines, two-timing, gut punching moves in the well staged drama that is the WWE. If you're not sure what is real and what is not real, I'd err on the side of the former, including when describing certain indisputably eye popping elements of the twins fine lady parts. They do present a must-see package in double time. Four funbags for the price of... well, like they say, if you have to ask, you can not afford. Fair enough, I ogle thusly from afar cleavetastic twins. Enjoy.

Camille Rowe Topless From Angels By Russell James

 

The lovely Camille Rowe took some sexy topless pics by Russell James for his Angels photo book. They are in black and white, so you know they are all tasteful and stuff. Camille is pretty seriously hot. Like, more than your usual naked model type person. She looks like no one you see in everyday life unless you are one of the lucky bastards that gets to hang out with models all the time. Her boobies are superlative. You can tell because one of the pics is an extreme closeup of her nipple. It's one of those slightly upturned pixie nips that look playful yet down for business. She's also got an incredibly pert and tight bottom. I'd like to smack that butt, however that is how you get put in jail. So, I will have to settle for giving it a sexy slap in my mind. Alas.

I like black and white nudes. It makes me feel like I'm less of just a horndog ogling chicks and more like I'm appreciating art or something.

Genevieve Morton Bikini Outtakes Are Nipple Poking Fun Times

Genevieve Morton simply has one of the finest bikini bodies on this planet. At least the parts that we've mapped as of yet. Body mapping is my specialty, you should see my protractor. Ahem. The point is, Genevieve Morton is the current toast of the bikini modeling world, having gotten her big SI break to become a much bigger name, face, and most definitely body in the world of two piece hot swimsuit pimping.

In these outtakes from Gavin Bond's bikini pictorial, and yes, outtakes are always better than intakes, Genevieve shows that even in her photos that didn't make it to press, damn, she is one outrageously sextastic nipple poking buxom vixen. I really do envy the sun for touching her with its rays. Though maybe a tad more envy toward her boyfriend who gets to touch her with more than just UV rays. Oh, to be the man who gets to ice down those headlights for photoshoots. Dare to dream the perfect job dream. So hot. Enjoy.

Diana Falzone, Brooke Baldwin, and Lara Logan Highlight My List of TV News Must-See Hotties

You have your list. I have my list. The lovely ladies of television news, ranging from the front line reporters in the field to the sextastic entertainment news reporters to the women covering sports and politics. I searched my deepest prurient feelings to think about some of the names, faces, and most definitely bodies that get my channel clicking finger to rest awhile when I see them on my boob tube. I may not care much for what they're covering, but I always watch, drool bucket handy.

I know it's a double edged sword for attractive women working in television. But I lay the  blame for any unnecessarily jagged hurdles at Mother Nature's doorstep for making us who we are. As for me, I close the door so Mother Nature can't see what happens to me when I flip the channels to find my hot ladies of television news. Check out my picks. I'm sure we have much to discuss on Egotastic Facebook. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Camel Toe Shuts Down Hollywood Boulevard

Taylor Swift had a very big stage to fill. All of Hollywood Boulevard which was blocked off in front of the Jimmy Kimmel show for a much promoted musical performance from the leggy pop star. She did not disappoint in the exhibition department, at least for Taylor Swift, with some long legs, bare midriff, bra top, and some quite lovely narrow camel toe on display for the audience. You can't wear that kind of get up on national television without working out most every nook and cranny of your female form, including that lady cleft.

I'm not sure Taylor intended to show off quite as much as she did, but I'm going to have a little happy cry regardless. Taylor never slips up when it comes to wardrobe, so we take our Swift peeks where and whenever we can get them. I'd call this memorable. In fact, my libido is filing it away now under T.Swift happy parts. Not so random accessed memory. Thank you, Taylor Swift. Enjoy.

Abigail Ratchford Funbag Fatale in Desperately Hot Throwback Cleavetastic Shoot

As you know, the State of Pennsylvania declared crazy busty hot model Abigail Ratchford and I to be common law husband and wife, shortly after suggesting citizen consume hoagies for at least three of their five meals per day. I can't argue with the law. Either of them. This lovely lass with the bosom of Athena has taken the sultry modeling world by storm, an electric storm if I'm feeling it right in my bones.

Now Abigail's all decked out in some classic Hollywood femme fatale posing for the creepy 138 Water people, who have decided to get Abigail out of bikini and into some classic cinematic boobtastic posing for a little change up. I like it! Quite so. You don't have to take your clothes off to have a good time. I mean, eventually, yes. But for now, a dramatic tease of that crazy sextastic body is a lovely palate cleanser. Enjoy.

Sara Malakul Lane, A Social Media Review of Self-Published Hotness

I must admit to being an unabashed luster of Thai hottie thespianic Sara Malakul Lane.

If you didn't happen to fall hard for her in Sharktopus, then prepare to go down the rabbit hole with this sincerely hot Eurasian. We figured, why not take a look at her own photos she thought were worthy of sharing with the pubic, her social media pics that show why someday, I might just let her be my special girlfriend or even third wife. Provided she bowls, naturally. I do so love the exotic looking busty hotties. I simply can not help myself. See if you don't feel the same. Enjoy.