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Zoe Saldana, Lake Bell, and Olga Kurylenko Among Hotties in the Movies This Weekend

By Bill Swift | May 17, 2013 @ 3:33 pm

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If you're headed to the legit big time theatrical experience this weekend, while you won't see mega skin, you will see bouts of supreme hotness, among which include Zoe Saldana, Kate Bosworth, Lake Bell, and Olga Kurylenko, all out in theaters now.

So, betwixt your $8 popcorn, your $7 soda, and the mixed fruit nut thing your lady brings to save you dough, try to gaze freely upon the sextastic celebrities before thine eyes. You may not remember the plots and the subplots, but you are certain to remember the curves. Enjoy.

Piper Perabo See-Through Top Thwarted Only By Damn Pasties

By Bill Swift | May 17, 2013 @ 1:21 pm

Piper Perabo Wears a See-Through Top at USA Network 2013 Upfront in NY

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Well, I could lament about how pasties are the devil's handicraft and all that nonsense. But, fact is, it's Friday, I'm tired from sort of working almost hard and I really just want to look through the sheer top Piper Perabo wore to the network upfronts in New York and ogle the shape of her bare bosom. Is that too much to ask? Of course not.

And, of course, we've been in lust with Piper since Coyote Ugly, such deep lust that we actually watched that movie. And while she comes and goes from our radars, mostly absent these past few years, all it takes is one good see-through show to get back on our bandwagon. We are easy men afterall. Enjoy.

Beyonce Pregnant Once More; Let’s Look At How She Looked Before Babies

By Bill Swift | May 17, 2013 @ 12:58 pm

Beyonce is Pregnant Again: Take a Look at Some Hot Pics

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Well, the minute Beyonce denied pregnancy rumors last week, you pretty much knew they were true. The pop diva is with-child with baby number two now and while we always support the miracle of child birth, at some point we're worried about this once body-holy woman losing some of her greatness. I know, it's probably not the case, but I still worry like an expecting dad every single time.

Let's take a look back at some of our favorite pictures of Beyonce so I can become even more anxious and paranoid about her body sextastic going away forever. Enjoy.

Nina Dobrev Tight Blue Backside Wonderments at the CW Upfronts

By Bill Swift | May 17, 2013 @ 10:30 am

Nina Dobrev in a Tight Blue Dress for CW Network 2013 Upfront in NY

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Vampire Diaries starlet Nina Dobrev really doesn't get the attention she deserves. Well, I mean, she does from me. I'm talking to all of you now. Ever since she dazzled as the single teen mom on Degrassi, Nina has been using that smile and body of hers to make many a man pregnant with lust.

Featured at the CW Upfronts in New York, Nina flashed a solid bit of a faptastic little dumper that left advertisers asking how much, when, and where they could be a part of her show. And not necessarily anything to do with Vampire Diaries. She really is quite the looker. Enjoy.

nINA DOBREV IS NOT SHY ABOUT SHOWING OFF ON VAMPIRE DIARIES

Nina Dobrev Sexy Scene on 'The Vampire Diaries'

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Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Boobs, Burgers and Bizarre Beverages

By Chris Littlechild | May 17, 2013 @ 10:04 am

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As you give another craptacular working week a vigorous mental middle finger, you’ll probably decide to celebrate by retiring to the local drinkatorium. This is no time to dick around with fancy-ass coffees with Kenyan names grown in remote mountainous regions of Italy (or vice versa, as the case may be), beer is needed. Strain it through your goddamn undercrackers if you want, we don’t care; it’s alcohol-o-clock.

But if you should decide to hipster it right up and go for a cappuccino or some such, be sure to take renowned ‘foam artist’/mad, mad bastard Nowtoo Sugi with you. Today’s star of the Whacked Out Week has one of the most scrote-shrivelingly-useless-yet-remarkable talents we’ve seen in an age, as you can see above.

And while you’re in the gallery, behold an amusingly irrelevant boob-slapping promotional game and the only restaurant in Canada that serves Chocobo Burgers. Nerdtastic!
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Emma Watson Dolls Up Something Booty Sweet for ‘Bling Ring’ at Cannes

By Bill Swift | May 17, 2013 @ 9:07 am

Emma Watson Dazzles at 'The Bling Ring' Cannes Premiere

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Emma Watson really has become a show stealer at big events. Forget the cute Hermione, this is all grown up Emma Watson, a young woman booty flashing, red carpet winning, and promoting the shizz out of her all grown up movie, Bling Ring, at the Cannes Film Festival. And, yes, that is Emma Watson booty.

As you know, I'm boycotting the Cannes Film Festival until the City of Cannes retracts their obscenely uncalled for charges against my obscene public behavior. Or, until I get an invite to the Festival, whichever comes first. But one thing I shall never protest is the lust of all things Emma Watson, who continues to grow into a fully blossomed, sextastic leading lady. Enjoy.

OH, JUST LOOK HOW OUR LITLE BABY HAS GROWN UP SINCE TEEN HERMIONE

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Nina Agdal Swimwear Pictures Continue Their Amazing Breast Strokes

By Bill Swift | May 17, 2013 @ 8:08 am

Nina Agdal Hot Body in Leonisa Swimwear May 2013

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I wish I could have bet long on Nina Agdal when we first predicted her meteoric rise to modeling and hotness success. That could've been one of the better bets of my marginally poor gambling history. It seems so plain to see now how un-plain Nina Agdal looks when modeling swimwear or lingerie or hopefully even less to reveal her truest of talents. One good looking Danish delight with one stellar nubile body.

Featured in the new photoshoot for Leonisa Swimwear, Nina Agdal makes it all look so easy. The soft but alluring smile, the wave of the hair, and the overall enticement of the Siren, be it for pimping swimwear or just asking you to leave your material world behind and set sail on an voyage of Agdal discovery. Though do bring a little cash, I'm guessing she doesn't pick up the checks. Enjoy.