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Emily Ratajkowski Cleavy Hot Leggy Sizzles for the Foreign Press

Emily Ratajkowski is showing up to more and more places in clothes. It's kind of a mixed bag. While I always dream of her extensive unclad work, it's always a blessing to see a super sextastic young woman in her cleavy finest at events such as this Hollywood Foreign Press bit of nonsense two months still ahead of the Golden Globe Awards. The awards season in Hollywood is pretty much a year round thing now, which I would complain more about save for the likes of Emily Ratajkowski looking like the dream girl I had hoped to take to the prom (no offense to Andrea and her back brace naturally, we had good times).

My verdict is in. I will allow Emily to be seen in clothing, at times, provided she obtain my prior written consent and I can still see enough skin to receive a material levels of tingles. This current leg and chest show meets the standard. I approve! Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Works Her Ginger Magics In Red Band Society Clip

I'm pretty sure that Red Band Society show on Fox is meant for a demographic not consisting of men who try to save money by eating happy hour food for dinner. I'm also quite sure this is the second time today I've posted pictures of Bella Thorne. But what am I to do? This Disney starlet turned multi-media ingenue is simply everywhere these days. And she's not exactly hard to look at.

Bella plays a role in the show's most recent episode where we start to see a glimpse of talents future. I can't speak their name (Funions), but I can certainly see how like Kendall, Miley, and others before her, she's slowly moving artistically forward into more grown up roles. And good for her. And us. And the Keepers of the Sextastic Time Space Continuum. Everybody's a winner when roses blossom. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio, Jackie Guerrido, Rocsi Diaz And Others En Fuego At The Latin Grammies

I don't mind telling you that I love the Latin Grammies. Not so much for all of the Spanish-speaking music world patting itself on the back but because it brings out all the hottest Latinas. As a Latino myself it is great to have a chance to ogle a wide variety of my people for a change. Perennial hottie Alessandra Ambrosio was on hand looking as boobtacular as ever. She was wearing an outfit with a plunging neckline so deep that it almost reached her hoo-haa. Oh, Lord was there cleav. Jackie Guerrido was there as well looking her usual sexy self. That woman has got some legs that are muy caliente, mi amigos. I wouldn't mind one bit if those puppies were lying next to me on a cold night. Rosci Diaz had a dress on that was low cut so you could see her chi chis and high at the bottom so you could gander at her magnificent legs. Ay ya yay!

All in all it was a magical night. There were hotties too numerous to mention. It's like los Reyes Magos came early this year to bring the gift of boobs.

Bella Thorne And Jennifer Aniston Are White Hot Hotties at Horrible Bosses 2 Premiere

Sexy duo Jennifer Aniston and Bella Thorne were looking particularly boobtastic at the premiere of Horrible Bosses 2. Bella wore a pant suit thing with a super plunging neckline and, whoops, she forgot to wear a bra. The result is some cleav for the ages, my friends. Bella has some nice pert and perkies that I very much enjoy looking at. The rear was also missing from the top so you could marvel at her perfect back, (an underrated part of the female anatomy). Jennifer was also cleavtacular in her low cut dress. I've been a big fan of Jennifer Aniston's knockers ever since the early 90's when she was on Friends. Let's face it, those hooters and that famous hair cut launched her career. She's also friggin' sexy as hell in the last Horrible Bosses movie.

Not that I condone that type of sexual harassment behavior. But if I were Charlie Day I totally would have drilled that dentist.

Reese Witherspoon Heavenly White Hot Owning the Wild Red Carpet

Okay, we saw Kimberly Cole on this same red carpet for the movie Wild earlier, but let's be honest, Reese Witherspoon is the star of this movie and the girl I dream about nekkid fishing with nightly. She absolutely owned the paparazzi at her own star turning film premiere, as she should, and she did. Reese gets ridiculed at times for her occasionally drunkenly silly outbursts at the po-po, as if the rest of us are somehow immune to acting stupid while under the influence of too many beverages. Reese is by all accounts, just one fine minxy bosomy MILF making her way in the rough streets of Brentwood.

And when Reese gets all decked out for galas and red carpet, man, look out. She is a true knockout. I believe they call this movie star beauty. I just call it, oh, please, may I have a small taste, just a sliver. It's never polite to insist on a big piece of pie. My grandma taught me that. She was a crude lady. Enjoy.

Kimberly Cole Braless Lacy Flashes for the Premiere of Wild

Wild is the epic journey of Reese Witherspoon into nature to recover from a personal tragedy and rediscover her own humanity. Okay, unless Reese has to disrobe to save herself from a feral bear, I'm not going to see this. It sounds too deep for my cursory level understanding of the human condition. Conditions brought on by the likes of MTV hostess and pop singer Kimberly Cole strutting the red carpet of the Wild movie premiere without any bra.

You may have noticed a definite trend in Hollywood fashion of late that is very anti-bra. Or, what you might call, very pro-Egotastic! I'm not sure which fashion maven has convinced so many hot women in the business to show off upstairs commando, but I want to give them a big wet kiss. Or maybe just a box of See's Candies to be safe. Kimberly Cole looked mighty fine in her own backless and braless lacy gown. I do so highly endorse this look. Not to mention the up to one saved in trying to unclasp a brassiere should be so ever fortunate and dexterously impaired as I. Enjoy.

Michea Crawford Strikes Out Alluringly, Sparing Us No Sextastic (Get It? Bowling Time!)

Okay, look, my job is easy, but not that easy. I do occasionally need to make horrible puns and I do often need to stare at beautiful half-nekkid women all day long. Okay, it's pretty easy. But when I see the likes of Michea Crawford modeling lingerie in a bowling alley, don't think I don't get the itch to bolt out of this office and grab my 16-pound blue betty and hit the lanes. At least, I think that's what that itch indicates. I should probably see a doctor.

Michea Crawford and her brunette lusciousness took to the turkey shoot for another day of pimping the Bestform lingerie line. If Bestform refers to the ridiculously hot body of Michea, I'd call it very aptly name. Your results may vary, as they say in many disclaimers. The very thought of bowling with a sextastic hot model in lingerie is actually now making me weak in the knees. I'm going to need more rosin! Enjoy.