Ava Phillippe And Reese Witherspoon, Spitting Mother and Daughter Images in Short Shorts

It’s almost eerie how much daughter Ava Phillippe resembles her blonde hottie minx mom Reese Witherspoon. To the point that when I saw photos of Ava shopping in her short shorts, I just assumed it was Reese herself, that is until I noticed her mom doppleganger just paces behind her in similarly short shorts. Now, I could go into a seventeen page synopsis only of my love for all things mom and daughter, not to mention nearly identical looking ones at that, but given Ava’s tender years let’s just leave it at the fact that she was blessed to get her mother’s looks down to the finer points. As for us gentleman ogler’s, we’re blessed because we’ve got RW2 coming down the line, not to replace Reese, perish the thought, but to complement.

If you stick around the sextastic celebrity game long enough, you will eventually see everything. That includes daughters taking on their moms in the game of who gets the most leers and lenses. This one’s going to get good. Enjoy.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Super Cleavetastic Show Down Rio Way

Alessandra Ambrosio returned to her native Brazil for a variety of events and commercial opportunities and decided to really give her homeland of taste of what they’ve been missing by way of arrival in a very cleavetastic revealing top. Now, Alessandra is hardly a busty woman so let’s say she put some serious effort into amassing the bosom required to capture the attention of every Brazilian eyeball within fifty meters, and cameras within one hundred. She is a scene stealer, and eye turner, and a tingle inducer of the highest order.

Whoever said you can’t go home again (oh, please, like I can’t Google that) had probably never met a Brazilian supermodel determined to make a splash when visiting her birthplace. Alessandra Ambrosio didn’t just make a splash, her sextastic emptied the entire pool. Which is fine, I’ll be there on the bottom ready to catch you Alessandra. Your husband is back in L.A. What happens in Rio stays in Rio, until I leak our making of the sexy photos to all the gossip rags. I’m not hiding my greatest accomplishment in life. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin, Gigi Hadid, Bella Hadid, And Cara Delevingne Hotties at The Grand Prix Of Monaco

This fearsome fivesome of faptastic young ladies are having themselves quite the time in Cannes and all the related activities of the locale and the season, including the nearby Monaco Grand Prix where the scent of money and burning fuel go hand in hand. Kendall Jenner, Cara Delevingne, Gigi Hadid and her barely legal sisterly cohort Bella Hadid, and Hailey Baldwin are bound to attract attention anywhere they travel, even straight into the heart of the principate of Monaco.

The five lovely sought after celebrity models poses and preened for the cameras whilst maintaining the pretend game of being all grow’d up at an adult function. The result was all eyes and camera lenses upon the famous quartet. You could do worse with the girls guests at your summer shindig. I should know, I routinely do worse. Though I’m still hoping these girls show up to my Memorial Day above ground pool party, there are like twenty guys counting on it. Simply sextastic. Enjoy.

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Barbara Palvin Leggy And Cleavy and Stunning at Cannes

Hungarian hot stuff Barbara Palvin took her turn at Cannes this past week to bare her epic fine body and some legs honed by nature and Pilates. She’s just one of the many super fine specimens of sextastic womanhood who made their way through the byways, avenues, and red carpets of Cannes during the many film festival swank events. But the one I intend to make my fourth ex-wife someday, so I figured I’d share some of her more alluring moments from the South of France.

Next year I intend to be in the Cannes area for all the festivities. Depending upon how you interpret my European Union write and Interpol designation, I might have to be a few miles out into international waters, but I’m quite a good swimmer relative to what you might expect. I could do some night time beaching if it meant hanging with the likes of Barbara Palvin, just a step or two behind all the security guards. She exudes passion inducement. I just need to get within her sphere. I shall dwell in her pheromones. Enjoy.

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Val Fit Black Bikini Plus Special Stretches Equals Must See Beach Peeks

Model Val Fit is often referred to as The Nike Girl. I’m not sure if she models for Nike, is a spokesperson, or just owns many pairs of sneakers, all of my rational thought went out the door when Val started doing the splits in her black bikini on the beach in Malibu.

Now the hidden agenda folks at 138 Water have presented many eye popping visuals over the past two years of prodigious beach shoots, but Val Fit stretching to the point of thong exertion is certainly one of the new high points. I just respect a woman in faptastic shape. And I respect her even more when showing off such shape in public in a tiny bikini. It’s a fine way to inspire people to get outside and workout their bodies. Or stay inside and just focus on one part as I tend to do in my focused workouts. However Val inspires you, I’m sure she’s just glad she’s making you tingle something. The splits, this is new. Enjoy.

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Jennette McCurdy Bare Midriffs

Professional sexy person Jennette McCurdy was looking particularly hot in a bare mid-riff tank top. Her perfectly toned abdomen is a thing of beauty. I would like a bronze bust of it to put on my mantlepiece. I mean, I don’t have a mantelpiece but if I did I would totally try and get it. Besides the whole bare mid-riff thing there are also some pretty tasty pics of her boobs in a see-through shirt. Jennette has a splendid pair of funbags. They are a perfect shape. They are the kind of ta-tas that you want to motorboat until dawn. I also have to say that her in pigtails is really doing it for me. There is something inherently naughty in a a girl in pigtails.

It kind of makes you feel dirty but in a good way.


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Paris Hilton Wears Lingerie In “High Off My Love” Music (VIDEO)

Hall of fame hottie Paris Hilton was looking sexy as hell in lingerie in her new music video “High Off My Love”. She was sporting a blue panties and bra combo that is getting my pressure up. I’ve been a big fan of Paris Hilton in her skivies since a certain video of her surfaced back in the day. All these years later she’s still looking incredible scantily clad. Her historic boobage is is a thing of beauty. Paris has a perfectly perky set of funbags. They are the kind of ta-tas you want to take out to a steak dinner because of their inherent charm. But it is her booty that makes me truly joyous. Paris’ lady humps are as splendid today as they were years ago. How many women can say that their asses look the same as they did fifteen years ago?

Not bloody many. I’m going to check out this video now and slow down the good parts.

Photo Credit: Paris Hilton “High Off My Love”