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Stacey Poole Topless Bath Time Fun

 

The sexy boobtastic beauty Stacey Poole went splishy splashy in a bathtub with her enormous jugs out. Sweet mother of crap, Stacey has a spectacular pair of ta-tas. Listen, I see a lot of boobs during the course of a given day. It's how I pay the bills. It's in the blood. My father was a breast doctor, no joke. So, I consider myself a bit of an expert. Stacey Poole's boobs are among the best I've ever seen. They are my kind of funbags. They are huge, shapely, and seemingly all natural. They are even sexier in these pics because she is in the bath. Is there anything hotter than a woman getting all wet and wild in a tub? I say that there is not. Not only are the topless pics sexy as hell, but her see through bathing suit all wet and whatnot...well, see for yourself.

My friends, it's posts like this that make this job so amazing.

Paris Hilton White Hot Bikini in Ibiza

Socialite, DJ, and hottie Paris Hilton was steaming up the beaches in Ibiza in a tiny white bikini. Paris was probably there checking out the end of summer club scene. Paris likes to wear white bikinis, which is amazing. White tends to become transparent when it gets wet and that is always a good thing. But even if not, it looks amazing against her skin. Paris has one of the greatest racks of the last twenty years and she, luckily, loves to show it off. I remember when I first saw her funbags in a certain night vision video many years ago that I knew she was something special. Now, all this time later, I still believe that when it comes to millionaire heiresses with perfect ta-tas, Paris Hilton is in a category all her own.

She's also got quite a nice tuchus, as my old Jewish uncles would say. There are some nice shots of her booty in this batch. God bless the telephoto lens.

Iggy Azalea Shows Curves In A Tight Dress In Beverly Hills

Fancy singer Iggy Azalea flashed her famous curves in a skin tight dress at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. Iggy is a lovely girl, there's no doubt. She's got a pretty face and a nice rack. But it is her booty, sweet Jesus, her booty that makes a man want stare. You hear a lot about shapely bubble butts, however you rarely encounter one in the wild. Iggy has such a butt. If you were to take both of her cheeks and splice them one on top of another I am confident it would be a perfect circle. That's how amazing this girl's booty is. It helps that she likes to wear skin tight outfits that show off her amazing badonkadonk, (as no one says anymore). Iggy is no fool. She knows that one must play to one's assets, mustn't one? One must. She knows she's got a rendkulous butt.

What I do know is that I just want to nuzzle up to Iggy's booty and take a nap. But I don't because that's illegal...unless I get her permission...I think I'm going to start a letter writing campaign, "Help Jack snuggle up to Iggy's booty" fund.

Kendall Jenner Booty in Tights Leaving LAX

The lovely young spawn of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, Kendall Jenner, was seen leaving LAX in a pair of very revealing tights. She had no shorts or anything over them, just the tights. This showed off her truly outstanding booty in the hip hugging Spandex. Kendall comes from a long line of women with legendary booties, after all. I am of the opinion that her derriere is second only to Kim's award winning rump as far as hottness in that family. I know that's a bold statement but I stand by it. It's not as wide as Kim's backside but it has the nice bubble quality of the K butt. The tights also gave her a wee bit of the camel toe in the front. This is the danger of wearing tights in the summertime. They tend to cling. A lot. By danger, of course, I mean awesomeness.

She was also wearing a shirt with a satanic bunny rabbit on it. The less said about that the better.

Bella Thorne Bikini Booty, Jen Selter Worked Out Booty, Laura Cremaschi Perfect Balcony Booty Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, man, how do I love a good arse. I consider it Mother Nature's way of saying to guys, 'You're welcome'. While it may be considered somewhat ungentlemanly to leer toward the non-face side of any woman, the experience ogler knows how to handle such gazing situations with discretion and aplomb. Don't bother checking out the plumbs if you're not skilled with aplomb. I always say that, starting now.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is chock full of backside benevolence including Kim Kardashian showing off her suntanning bare bottom, Laura Cremaschi and her perfection of a thong booty, Jen Selter and the perfectly lunged thumper, Bella Thorne showing off teen bikini backside, Aubrey O'Day with an extraordinary slice of twin can nice, Coco Austin with a major league badonkadonka, and so very much more. You owe it to guys named Glenn, the ancient keepers of all things asstastic, to check out each and every one of this week's hottest social media shares. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Covered Topless in Photo Magazine France

Hall of fame hottie Gisele Bundchen did the covered topless bit in Photo Magazine France's August 2014 issue. She wore a variety of different outfits including a metal bustier straight out of the Madonna 1991 collection. But the really spectacular pics are the ones of her wearing nothing at all. Only a strategically placed hand or kneee keeps us from seeing the whole package. Giselle's funbags are a work of art. I don't know if they are natural and I don't care. Whoever is responsible for creating those boobies deserves some kind of medal. Her booty is also an incredible feet of Brazilian engineering. Her booty cleft in some of these pictures is breathtaking. She's been one of the hottest women in the world for a long time and I don't see that changing anytime soon. She's as hot now as she was fifteen years ago.

Maybe she is some kind of alien from a planet of hot people that don't age and always look hot even when they are 52. That's a close encounter I'd like to have.

Claudia Romani Looking Sexy In A Pink Bikini

Italian bella figura Claudia Romani took to Miami Beach wearing a tiny pink bikini. One of the things I like about Claudia is that, unlike a lot of models, she's got some pretty spectacular curves. She is Italiana, after all. He booty is spectacular. You want to reach out and give it a squeeze, but you shouldn't because that's how you get arrested. Her backside looks outstanding in this small pink bottom. But let's not forget about her perky ta-tas. There is a hint of sideboob in a couple of the pics that make me happy in my swimsuit area. This is going to sound weird but I also really like her hair. Call me old fashioned but I like a woman with a long, thick head of hair. Something she can whip around all sexy.

My family has been bugging me to go visit them in Miami. I should get down there while it's still bikini season.