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Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Pictures Crazy Sextastic for Surfline

By Bill Swift | May 22, 2013 @ 2:14 pm

Emily Ratajkowski Bikinis for Surfline Summer 2012 Collection

I'm not quite clear whether or not these Emily Ratajkowski photos actually ran for the Surfline Collection last summer or they're new for this summer, but there's no way I'm not sharing these with all of you.

Emily Ratajkowski has quickly become one of our true hot bodied celebrity skin-baring favorites. Rising fast from her episodic backup roles on iCarly, to achieve true greatness as a young, daring model in the world of, well, Egotastic!

Take a look at these bikini photos and see if you can imagine anything or anyone quite as hot in this very same bikini. Wow. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Covered Topless Outtakes from Esquire Are Exquisitely Hot

By Bill Swift | May 22, 2013 @ 12:59 pm

Nina Agdal Covered Topless Outtakes in Esquire May 2013

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You know how much I go on and on like a hyperactive little girl about outtakes. I love outtakes. They are almost always more sextastic than the original published pictures. Take for fortunate example, Nina Agdal in these ridiculously hot outtakes from her recent Esquire magazine photoshoot.

Kudos to the good folks at Esquire for recognizing the goodness that lies within and without this uber-smoking hot Danish delight. And even more praise for releasing the photos that somehow never made it to the published pages. Just simply passion inducing photos of one seriously good looking woman. Enjoy.

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Ke$ha’s Side Butt and Other Fine Things to Ogle

By Scott | May 22, 2013 @ 12:15 pm

KE$HA SIDE BUTT

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IRELAND CUTOFFS

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RIHANNA SENDS ASS

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Ke$ha's bringing side butt back (Celebuzz)

Ireland Baldwin rocks the hillbilly look (WWTDD)

Rihanna wants Chris Brown to remember her ass (TMZ)

Selena Gomez is hot - and loves Macs! (Popoholic)

Finally, a gallery for the ab fan in all of us (The Chive)

A collection of way hot celeb siblings (VH1 Celebrity)

Zhang Yuqi Cleavetastic at Cannes for Global Boobtastic Awareness

By Bill Swift | May 22, 2013 @ 12:15 pm

Zhang Yuqi Cleavage View at 'The Great Gatsby' Cannes Premiere

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The Cannes Film Festival is about many things. Okay, well, mostly lots of highfalutin movies you and I will never care to see even on a really slow entertainment day. But also hot women showing off their finest.

And not just Western actresses and models either. The ladies of the Far East and Asian film industry come out to Cannes, including Zhang Yuqi, a Hong Kong based actress who lit up the red carpet for The Great Gatsby with an epically oriental view of her Eastern guns. Quite a sight indeed.

And a faptastic reminder that hotness resides in every single corner of this globe, you just have to go looking for it. Or wait til it finds you. Or do a combination of both. Or just come here everyday, that would be the easiest. Enjoy.

Petra Nemcova Lingerie Pictures Are See-Through Wild and Wooly Hot

By Bill Swift | May 22, 2013 @ 11:52 am

Petra Nemcova See-Through Goodies for 'Wild Orchid' Lingerie Shoot

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Former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model and Dancing with the Stars contestant Petra Nemcova has gone and done it this time. Topping her own history of hotness with this rather epic 'Wild Orchids' lingerie shoot where the Czech model appears in various tropically see-through little bits of fashion lust.

I'm not sure I've ever appreciated underthings quite this much before. It really is the woman who makes the panties. Not the other way around. Throw in some leopard skin themes and I am already online and ready to add to my shopping cart. A cart filled entirely with Petra perfection. Enjoy.

PETRA NEMCOVA HAS BEEN KNOWN TO BRING OUT THE SIDEBOOB

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Michelle Heaton Bikini Pictures For a Perfect Miami Recovery

By Bill Swift | May 22, 2013 @ 11:20 am

Michelle Heaton in a Striped Bikini in Miami

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With all the buzz around Angelina Jolie and her big double mastectomy announcement, you might think she was the first person, at least celebrity, to ever go through such a circumstance. But, nay, there have been others, including British former pop group singer turned TV show hostess Michelle Heaton who just last December went through a similar procedure when they discovered she had the same mutated gene and family history as Jolie.

Michelle has been in Miami filming a reality show where she gets chunky people in shape for some big event. And she's been in her bikini 24x7. Perhaps our first good glimpse at what is likely to be a more common visual of the future. Good on you, Michelle. Keep a stiff upper lip and the tiny bikinis coming. Enjoy.

Demi Moore Bikini Pictures Continue to Shine at 49, Err, 50

By Bill Swift | May 22, 2013 @ 10:42 am

Demi Moore Soaks up the Malibu Sun in a Bikini Top

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Hard to imagine the sweet barely legal teen girl with big bush we knew so well from late 70's Euro mags is now all of 50. A few times divorced and addicted to Whip-Its is no match for the blessed genetics Demi Moore inherited which allows her to still look rather amazing at the mid-century mark on a balcony in her bikini in Malibu.

Of course, Demi also puts in some serious workout time to aid her God-given gifts. She's even making up with her semi-estranged daughter through daily joint yoga workouts. I'm angry at Demi but I doubt she'll let me get sweaty with her in stretch pants. Still, you know I love the veteran hotties, and ogling Demi in her bikini comes at the right price of free, and without having to workout at all. Enjoy.