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General Zod Isn’t F*cking Around In The New ‘Man of Steel’ Trailer (Video)

Superman hanging out in a pile of skulls. What a sicko.

It's a bad day to be Kal-El. And if you don't know who "Kal-El" is, congratulations on losing your virginity at a respectable age.

In the latest trailer for Man of Steel, General Zod (Michael Shannon) is really putting the screws to planet Earth, threatening to destroy our world unless humanity turns over Superman. Well, on behalf of humanity, I'd just like to say that Superman is Clark Kent, and we really didn't like him that much anyway, so feel free to take him and be on your way. Also, could you make me the ruler of Australia, please? I have an affinity for beachfront property.

Fast 6: Gina Carano vs. Michelle Rodriguez

Fast & Furious 6 opens in theaters a couple days from now. We will soon find out if this is, indeed,the fastest and furious-est of them all.  More importantly, all trailers, featurettes, tweets, facebook posts and grandma's bingo-buzz about the movie points to an epic-as-shit ladyfight between real-life MMA fighter Gina Carano and actress-who-played-a-boxer-once Michelle Rodriguez. Now we want to know, who's going to win?

The Case for Carano. She was trained from birth by monks, deep in the mountains of Shaolin. No, seriously though, she fought other people as her full time job until 2009. She's an actual real mixed martial artist for whom acting was originally her moonlighting gig.Doesn't seem to be much else we need to add, does there? We want to see some body-rubbing choke-holds and her sexy sexy ground game.

The Case for Rodriguez. She was in Girlfight? Sexy as she is and as tough as she looks, nothing about her says she's going to physically, er, womanhandle Gina Carano. But that's not counting real life grit. Make no mistake, Michelle Rodriguez is goddamn fierce --  her 18 day stint in the slammer must have honed her hand-to-hand skills. If shivs are involved, Rodriguez wins hands-down. Again, more ground game, ladies.

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‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’: Jennifer Lawrence Kinda Nekkid and Totally Blue

Bryan Singer tweeted a totally boner-inducing picture of Jennifer Lawrence in blue body paint yesterday from the set of X-Men: Days of Future Past. Lawrence is reprising her X-Men: First Class role as the young Mystique and she somehow looks that much better than before. While there's nothing technically visible, it sure does, uh, stoke the imagination.

As we stare at Singer's tweeted photo, we begin to wonder, who is sexiest in blue? Jennifer Lawrence? Zoe Saldana? Rebecca Romijn? Smurfette? It's probably too soon to tell.

X-Men: Days of Future Past comes theaters too far into the future, July 18, 2014.

‘Assassin’s Creed’ Movie is Set for 2015 Release

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In case you missed it, there's an Assasin's Creed movie coming out. Gaming powerhouse Ubisoft announced way back in October 2012 that it would work with 20th Century Fox and New Regency to make the film.

Since then, we learned that Michael Fassbinder will star and co-produce, but we didn't know  exactly when we could see ancestral-memory-hopping, face-stabbing, bartender-assassin Desmond Miles on the big screen. Now we do. ComingSoonNet reported on Friday that we'll be knee-deep in Creed on Memorial Day 2015, May 22nd to be exact.

With Avengers 2 opening a few weeks before and speculation that Star Wars VII will open around the same time, May 2015 is on track to be the most freaking mind-blowing month of movie awesomeness in recent memory. Seriously, nerds who already don't get enough sunlight will be twice as pasty. With all the hype, here's hoping Assassin's Creed exceeds its predecessors in the video game to movie predecessors -- there's no doubt that it'll be the face-stabbiest.

Russell Crowe’s ‘Man of Steel’ Character Poster Looks Medieval

Game of Thrones Man of Steel's Russell Crowe looks like he could joust your face off in his new Jor El character poster released today. If it were'n't for the boss-looking Krypton space-gun-thing he's carrying, he'd fit right into a House Stark family reunion.

Crowe better be playing  Superman's super-heroic biological dad, Jor El, as awesome as he looks in a get-up like that. (Seriously, we probably wouldn't mess with such a dude.) As long as he keeps the singing to a minimum, we're pretty sure he'll do just fine.

With the movie's release just a few weeks away on June 14, we're stoked to see the next few posters, particularly Michael Shannon's General Zod and Antje Traue's Zaora. Guess which one we're more likely to kneel before? Hint: It's not Zod.

‘Anchorman 2′ Trailer: Don’t Act Like You’re Not Impressed

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A new Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues trailer dropped over the weekend. In just over one minute of tease, we're already so stoked to love lamp all over again.

Things we learned from the trailer: Paul Rudd's Brian Fantana got a new cologne (pure snake venom), David Koechner's Champ Kind is still boozed-up, and Steve Carrell's Brick is still special, very very special. Oh, and apparently, Brick's not allowed to be unsupervised around children. Will Ferrell? Let's just say that Ron's hair looks better than bush league.

‘Star Trek Into Darkness’: $71 Million of Box Office Win

Star Trek Into Darkness is already printing dollar bills and kicking ass.

Number crunchers and money nerds tell us that J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek Into Darkness made some $71 million through the three-day weekend and $84 million for the four and a half days that it has been open. Not bad for a rebooted franchise and basically a remixed and updated version of a movie from the early 80s. It's not doing as well as its first installment from 2009, which did $75 million in its first three-day weekend, but what sequel has ever outshined it's predecessor? (Ok, there are few, but not many) All of the secret and spoilers are out by now, but it's still well worth watching at least once - trust us.

Here's hoping all that cash doesn't go to Abrams' head, now that he's been given the keys to every beloved geek franchise. We want him humble and focused for when he gets to work on Star WarsVII...which should be soon, right J.J.?

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