Celebrities

Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures Are Purple, Perfect, and Booty Rich

Wow, Hayden Panettiere may be little, but she's starting to grow on me but something fierce. Okay, maybe that process has been happening for the past many years now, but this little hot blonde minx, when she straps on a colorful bikini and flashes her tight little buns, well, it's like falling in lust all over again.

Exhibiting her tight sextastic body in a bikini down in South Florida, Hayden Panettiere reminds us that a discussion of some of the most alluring women in Tinsel Town needs to include her name. Short in stature, but long on giving many many happy feelings. Enjoy.

Debora Comba Covered Topless in Chilanga

You know we love our Latina celebrities. Dark and sultry and magically passion inducing, such as music video show hostess and en fuego model Debora Comba who graces the pages of Chilanga Surf magazine, a totally gratis magazine for men down Mexico way. No five-finger discounts running full tilt from the newsstand or barber shop for our friends South of the Border. Full on sextastica of a covered topless Debora Comba for the price of zero.

In sharp contrast, I'd gladly give all seventy-two dollars of my life saving overs to Debora just to have her order me to clean her kitchen. But that topic's not covered in the magazine. Neither is the darkly hot Debora. Thankfully. Enjoy.

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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures for the Hot Swedish Life of Reilly

I'll tell you who has the good life -- former Playmate of the Year, Victoria Silvstedt. Granted, you or I may not have been willing to do what it takes to get to that place, let alone be born with the basic tools to make that an effective strategy to begin with, but if Victoria's plan was to spend her years suntanning aboard yachts in the famous ports of the world, well, winning.

Currently anchored off the South of France, in betwixt short bouts of pleasing her benevolent benefactor, Victoria shared some of her visual wonderments with all of us relative paupers in the grandstands, courtesy of some finely boobtastic bikini pictures aboard the yacht, the S.S. Moneymakers.

My old man once told me, worry less about what you're doing and more about doing it right. Actually, I saw that on an old episode of The Brady Bunch. My dad didn't give me much useful advice like Mike Brady did. Else maybe I'd be the guy who was paying Victoria's bills. Enjoy.

Selma Blair Bikini Pictures for Mother’s Day Bits of Goodness

Another relatively new mom, the preciously still nursing indie film thespianic, Selma Blair, took to some bikini bottoms and hit the beaches of Malibu on the day we celebrate all things mommy to show she's still got a little something something left in the alluring tank.

Now, granted, we did crop her kid out of all of these Mother's Day photos of Selma at the beach. And while that doesn't seem very much in spirit with the holiday, we do know that those of you who've been lusting for Selma Blair since Cruel Intentions will appreciate the lack of contractions or human type emotional feelings. At least, that's how I feel. Enjoy.

Kate Beckinsale MILFtastic Mother’s Day Prim and Proper and Passion Inducing

While yesterday was a celebration of all things maternal, I have to give a special shoutout and admission of tingly little boy feelings to Kate Beckinsale who got all decked out for a little Mother's Day outing with her daughter and her ex.

Now, there are many universal signs of motherhood, but the MILFtastic mom knows that on a day celebrating her miraculous powers of reproduction, she ought wear a little something something that gets the males in her public viewing audience thoughts of making even more babies. And a tight little skirt on Kate Beckinsale, yes, I am ready to populate a distant planet(s) of her choosing.

Like pearls before swine that Kate Beckinsale. And I am mostly just speaking for myself there. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures Big Time Score in Miami!

Te amo, Selena Gomez. And I especially love your brand spanking (as it were) bikini pictures fresh from Miami where you minxy fresh body was on display for a brief bit of respite over the weekend. While I can't let my hopes up that her final final decree this past week that it's over with her and her former 120-lb. teen lesbian anchor is actually final, I can definitely let a whole bunch of emotions up over seeing our belusted little Latina in a bikini showing off her prime time little body.

Candid Selena Gomez bikini pictures only come around but every few months, if we're lucky. Today, we are very lucky. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Bikini Pictures Take Their Hot Turn in St. Barts

The Victoria's Secret photoshoots continue down in St. Bart's, with legendary already bikini model Candice Swanepoel stepping up to the plate with nothing but her ridiculously hot modeling body and some spray on tan to assist her in her photo at-bat. I'd call it a homerun to carry on this baseball analogy, a sport I would have to be thinking of rather vividly to avoid turning my night of pleasure with Candice into an apology after 90-seconds of passion.

Joining in the bikini hit parade was the strikingly hot Lily Aldridge who showed that she backs down for no man, err, woman, when it comes to a contest of hottest body on the island. Not that the ladies need to fight over who has the finer form, I will gladly play Solomon on that matter and split my baby in half as needed. Enjoy.

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