Celebrities

Joanna Krupa and Kendra Wilkinson Go Battle Cleavage Decked Out for Party-Time

By Bill Swift | June 18, 2013 @ 12:35 pm

While Joanna Krupa is newly married to a nightclub investor (which doesn't sound shady at all) and Kendra Wilkinson is married to an ex-NFL player turned handbag holder, both wives love to get attention for their chestal regions, leading to a little cleave-off over this past weekend.

Joanna was at BOA Steakhouse celebrating with her newlywed husband and showing off her model body...

Joanna Krupa Flashes Cleavage Outside BOA Steakhouse in LA

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While Kendra was in Vegas at some club or another being paid to smile and pimp her wares to draw visitors into the establishment.

Kendra Wilkinson Cleavy at Paris Las Vegas Promo Event

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Two women, two separate purposes, two sets of very fine and full funbags. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Gets Her Boobs Bigger in Exclusive Video and Photos

By Bill Swift | June 18, 2013 @ 12:08 pm

Here's a hint as to Courtney Stodden and her new chest size: Double Dutch. Yep, bigguns her senior citizen husband can now attempt to manhandle in the bedroom after nap time. It's been well documented that Courtney was previously performing without any surgical enhancements, just pulleys and cables. Now, she has the real thing. Well, the real fake ones.

Check out the exclusive Courtney Stodden boob job surgery video and photos at our good and indecent friends at WWTDD.com

Photo credit: Coleman-Rayner

Helen Flanagan First Nipple Sighting? Hmm, These See-Through Lingerie Pics Need Some Inspecting

By Bill Swift | June 18, 2013 @ 10:55 am

Helen Flanagan Heats Up Nuts Magazine June 2013

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Oh, how Helen Flanagan, the full-bosomed cleavetastic British soap star has become a favorite of ours around here these past couple of years. But, as much as Helen shows, she is cautious to never reveal too much in her sextastic candids and posed photos. But in these newly released photos from our friends at Nuts magazine, we seem to see something anatomical on Helen we had really not seen before. As always, we shall let you be the judge.

In any and all circumstances, Helen Flanagan remains a cheeky gal with brilliant cheeks that we would love to have in our hot tub for a soak. And, by hot tub, I do mean a small pail of warm water station in the center of my boudoir to help heal the bruised and tired parts after epic minutes of making of the sexy time. My lust is short-lived, but powerful. Enjoy.

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Aline Bernardes Bikini Booty Leads a Tour of the New Brazilian World Cup Stadium

By Bill Swift | June 18, 2013 @ 10:29 am

Asstastic!

Aline Bernardes Bikini Booty in Front of World Cup Opener Stadium in Brazil

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While not everybody in Brazil is seemingly happy about the financial situation regarding the upcoming 2014 World Cup in Brazil, soccer fans and fans of hot Brazilian women with major league booties are reveling in the pending festivities. I'd count myself in both those camps. And to get us started an entire year early, Brazilian bombshell brunette model Aline Bernardes has slipped into something a little more comfortable, a tiny booty-baring bikini, to give a quick sneak peek at the half-built main World Cup stadium.

Now, I know you're not supposed to use your hands in the sport of soccer, but staring at Aline and that bodacious dumper of hers, well, I'm inclined to commit a few flagrant fouls upon myself in or around the nets. I can not wait for Brazil 2014. The Egotastic! Winnebago is already gassed up and ready to go. Enjoy.

SOCCER DOES TEND TO BRING OUT THE BOOBTASTIC HOTTIES

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Kate Upton Cleavetastic for Choppers Summer Campaign

By Bill Swift | June 18, 2013 @ 9:59 am

Kate Upton Boobs in Choppers Summer 2013 Campaign June 2013

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We had a rather rousing, short-lived discussion in the office here yesterday over who has nicer melons, Kate Upton or Kelly Brook. Hey, this is what we talk about here during our downtime. So, it's just like our uptime. I say short-lived discussion because after yesterday, we had the best, clearest view of the amazing Kelly Brook funbags ever seen before, while we remain completely devoid of anything closely posed and topless for Kate Upton. So the verdict remains in doubt. Sadly so. Though hopefully not for long.

Featured once more in the Choppers summer campaign mini-pictorial, the Kate Upton tremendous boobage almost fell out of her bikini top, a bittersweet reminder that as sweet as her flesh puppies are in our lives, there will always be some hint of emptiness in our hearts until we see those sextastic suckers flapping free in the midday sun. Anticipation, it really does kill your slowly. Enjoy.

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Heidi Klum With Some Sideboob in the Meatpacking District (Best Game of Clue Ever)

By Bill Swift | June 18, 2013 @ 9:01 am

Heidi Klum Shows Sideboob in a Black Dress in the Meatpacking District

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Heidi Klum Topless

Heidi Klum Caught Topless On A Beach in Sardinia

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Heidi Klum really has been experiencing something of a hotness renaissance since she dumped her husband and started sleeping with her bodyguard. I'm not suggesting every woman out there do the same, unless, of course, you are one of my bodyguard service clients and you're hot, but it seems to have worked for Heidi.

She's showing skin-revealing at major upscale events the past several months, including just a fancy evening out in the meatpacking district in N.Y., flashing some sweet side views of her tall veteran model body frame.

Of course, we would always like to see much more of Heidi. And here's to hoping she takes another one of her European beach holidays where she gets in the spirit of removing her top for an almost all over tan. But until that time, we shall continue to imagine straps falling off her shoulders. Enjoy.

Amanda Frances Covered Topless Photoshoot for SI India

By Bill Swift | June 18, 2013 @ 8:31 am

Amanda Frances Covered Topless Photos for SI India

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I'd like to say we're all lucky today for a chance to see the hot body of model Amanda Frances barely covered for an SI India photoshoot. But since she's not she-banging actor Chris Pine, I'm going to have to say that he is a little bit more lucky than the rest of us today.

Not that I'm not delighting in an up and down gaze upon this wicked frame of the young model with a body that seems to be built for pleasure and business. And this pictorial really deserves a little credit in the sextastic creativity department.

Still, it might be nice to be the captain of her enterprise one day, or one hour, and go where, yeah, I suppose a few men have gone before. That's it, I'm out of Star Trek puns already. Enjoy.