Celebrities

Rita Bendek and Her Daughter in Lingerie For Everything That Is So Right About Being Wrong

When somebody tells you that something is so wrong, that's when you know you're onto something good. Our creatively prurient friends at SoHo magazine down Sudamericana way have come up with another truly inspired pictorial. This time, featuring Colombian actress Rita Bendek (who made an appearance in that craptastic Love in the Time of Cholera adaptation film a few years ago) and her daughter Camila Jones in a naughty teasy lingerie twosome. It's just, well, it's just simply so wrong it's spectacular.

Now, there will be those of you who feel somewhat uncomfortable watching a mom and daughter embraced lovingly in but their skimpy bits of lingerie. To you I say, I am sorry for your loss. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures Got Your New DD Boobs Right Here Y’All

Well, that didn't take long. I guess if you're going to buy them, might as well flaunt them.

Still in the recovery stage from her new silicone family additions, Courtney Stodden put on her first bikini ta-ta show off statement of her new killer apps. Blow up to what we're told is DD proportions, Courtney Stodden now has the tools to take her act to the next level. What that level is remains to be seen, although those movies you used to have to try and watch between wavy lines back in the day on cable TV seems like a distinct possibility.

Still, there's no denying that Courtney has more appeal now than ever before. If for no other reason than gravity. Those suckers are quite the planetary draw. Enjoy.

Melissa Riso Sextastic Strappy Thing in Hollwood Photoshoot

I'll say this for Melissa Riso, if her plan was to vault herself from obscurity to object d' lust for many of our readers by the simple plan of appearing in a wildly alluring photoshoot each week, well, that plan is basically working. It seems so simple, yet, it's so elusive for many.

In her latest incarnation, Melissa looks like she's set to attend some upscale celebrity domme party, or maybe just shop along Rodeo Drive looking tres avante garde. Either way, somebody spent hours making Melissa look smoky, which is more than enough reason to share her once more with you.

She seems to be a climber. She's giving me some climbing idea of my own. I'm excited to see what's next. Enjoy.

Amber Heard Remains One Hot Carpet Munching Vixen

You know our love for super hot women only increases when we know they love the same thing we love. Well, yes, watching sports in our underwear on the couch. That, but also the love and sweaty affection of other hot women. Like Amber Heard, who claims to be bisexual, but, let's be honest, that's just to make her sextastic girlfriends put a little effort into plastic toy Friday fun time.

Featured in the current Malibu magazine, Amber Heard reminds us that she's one super fine looking woman. We don't get to see much of Amber these days. Limited in the screen roles. But every time she appears, we feel the need to dream about girls in ancient Greece feeding grapes and their tender body parts to one another. I mean, I do. You get your own classical naughty flashbacks. Enjoy.

Ireland Baldwin Most Definitely Has Butt Cheeks

You know, despite being a professional model, a full time nekkid in the ocean active girlfriend, and a world traveling celebrity offspring, it's still deemed impolite to mention anything the least bit adult about the almost barely legal Ireland Baldwin.

Just the fact that the paparazzi are snapping photos of her hiney in her short shorts with not much else on as she prances and bends over around town, well, it's truly inappropriate and I'm going to write a few angry, important type letters about it to the World Celebrity Photographers Council. And, in the meantime, while waiting for the postman to arrive, I might just sneak a peek. Err. I mean, protect and defend her innocence.

Like people used to say about Cleopatra. She's just a girl. Enjoy.

Christina Milian Hotter Than All the Miss USA Contestants

There, I said it. Sorry, America. But Christina Milian showed up to the pageant this past weekend and made me think how much better of a show that would've been had Christina been strutting about the stage for a couple hours in hardly any clothing.

Not that the contestants were the kinds of girls you'd throw out of bed for eating crackers (an expression I've never understood, I think it's hot when girls eat in bed). But Christina and her MILFy curvy all-grown up and ready for naughty playtime body? Well, it may not be as pretend wholesome and pageant like as the Miss USA contestants, but that's what makes it ever so nice.

I'd like to crown Christina my queen and cover her sash in...yeah, I've had enough. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Still Has a Really Nice Dumper

I think it's worth pointing out when one of our veteran hotties still very much has it going on. And downstairs in the back of her store, yes, Jennifer Lopez is still issuing the hits.

Filming something or other that probably pays her a fortune in New York, Jennifer was in a form fitting skirt, revealing the true talents of the Latina diva and celebrity with a badonkadonk that belongs in the legendary category. It's just so, so, perfect. That is all. Enjoy.

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