Celebrities

Michelle Lewin In A Pink And Green Bikini

Ridiculously sexy Michelle Lewin rocked a pink and green bikini in Miami Beach and the result is amazing. She's got herself a breathtaking pair of ta-tas. The bikini top can barely keep them from flopping out and breaking the camera taking the picture. I'm not sure what size cup she uses. A Q cup maybe? Whatever it is it isn't a standard size. But it's not just her bustiness that makes Michelle a sight to behold. She's also got a classic bubble butt that looks incredible in her bottoms. She's also got an absurd six-pack abdomen. You could bounce a quarter off of those abs. She's in really good shape which is partly why she gets as much work as she does. Not every model is that cut.

One of my favorite things about Michelle is her freckles. She's got a freckly chest and back that kind of does it for me. Maybe it's because my earliest sexy encounters were with ladies with freckles or maybe it's just kind of naughty, like a sexy Pippi Longstocking.

Laura Cremaschi Steps Out In A Swimsuit On Miami Beach

Italian hottie Laura Cremaschi hung out in a sexy swimsuit on Miami Beach. The swimsuit is fruit flavored, or at any rate it's got fruit on them. But the most important of which is the pair of melons that she's got in the front. There is some spectacular cleave in these pictures. Laura has an extraordinary pair of gazungas. Yes, I used the word gazungas which is usually reserved only for old pervy uncles. That's how amazing her boobs are. Laura also has some great long legs. The kind of legs that go on for miles, as no one since 1945 has said. All day I've been posting stories about sexy ladies on the beach in Miami. You never see international supermodels on the beaches around New York City where I live. Sure, the beaches here are sometimes dirty and swimming isn't advisable, but still. The beach part is fine and there only rarely is any industrial waste.

What I'm saying is that it is time that New York City clean up their beaches so the hot women will come here instead of going to Florida all the time.

Erin Heatherton Sexy Photoshoot For Ocean Drive Magazine

Sexy lady Erin Heatherton posed in a series of provocative bikinis for the August 2014 issue of Ocean Drive magazine. There are people that look good in anything and Erin is apparently one of those folks. Each swimsuit is hotter than the last one. How is that possible? Because when you are as hot as Erin you can do that through sexy magic. My personal favorite it the red bathing suit that's got a mesh over the boobtacular region. You can see some pretty amazing cleav in a lot of these pics. She's got a fairly amazing set of ta-tas. The bikinis also show off the rest of her redonkulous body. She's got a stomach that most women can only dream of. That's because women like Erin aren't born.

They are created in a lab somewhere by a sexy mad scientist. I refuse to believe that Erin was made just by two normal people doing it. It's mathematically impossible.

Claudia Romani Shows Off Her Curves on Miami Beach

The lovely Claudia Romani displayed her patented hotness in a white bikini on Miami Beach. Claudia has a pretty spectacular set of jugs that look incredible in this top. There is some serious cleavage action going on, y'all. Her boobs are like two cantaloupes. Two sexy sexy cantaloupes. Since the suit is white when it gets wet it becomes semi-transparent and you can kinda see the outline of her lady bits in the bottom. This is a good thing. My favorite part of these pics are how amazing her booty looks in the bottoms. She's got quite a spectacular caboose. I would like a bronze sculpture of Claudia's derriere on my coffee table. It would be a great conversation starter. "Hey, look at my bust of Claudia Romani's ass." People would think I'm awesome.

Oh, Claudia. Your body makes me very happy.

Shayna Taylor Leggy And Cleavy At Club 55 St. Tropez

The lovely Shayna Taylor was spotted with some major cleav at Club 55 in St. Tropez. The young model was wearing a jacket that pretty much exposed most of her boobies. The result is some seriously sexy cleavage action. Shayna has a fairly outstanding rack. They are large and perky and oh so satisfying. Shayna's barely there jacket also gives us a peek at her tightly toned bare-midriff. Is there anything sexier than a hot woman with a tight stomach? I say there is not. Shayna also has a pretty spectacular pair of legs. They are long and tanned and muscular. If rumors about her dating Ryan Seacrest are true, he is one lucky SOB. Shayna looks like she's down to party and she's young.

He's 39 and I imagine wants to go to bed early. This is the real problem with May/December romances. All you want to do in your late thirties is take a nap.

 

Tamara Ecclestone In A Red Hot Bikini In Ibiza

British model and hot person Tamara Ecclestone showed off her tight body in a red bikini in Ibiza. She looks amazing, especially seeing as she just had a kid. Some women snap back into hotness form immediately after childbirth. Needless to say her boobs are also bigger than normal. It is the amazing miracle of mother nature that women's boobs grow to enormous sizes after pregnancy. Although the whole thing is rather gross, I do approve of that part. I mean, Tamara's funbags are normally pretty awesome but now they are truly spectacular. Sadly this is just temporary so we must enjoy it while we can. Tamara has also got an amazing pair of legs. They are long and lean and give her a statuesque quality.

I like a tall woman. Back when I was single I always felt like I had accomplished something if I bedded a tall girl. It's like climbing Mt. Everest only sexy.

 

Pamela Anderson And Her Boobs Went To Chateau Marmont

Boobtacular hall of fame beauty Pamela Anderson was all hanging out of her sweater at the Chateau Marmont in LA. No one does deep cleavage like Pam Anderson. She's spent the last 25 years perfecting just how much of her gigantic funbags to show. Lucky for us the answer is a lot. The magnitude of the cleave is incredible. I remember when I was a lad and I would watch her running down the beach in slow motion on Baywatch. It would fill me with a special feeling in my bathing suit area. The life guards at the beach near my house in Texas weren't nearly as hot or busty. They looked more like Lou Anderson than Pam Anderson.

Then later I saw her romantic video of her honeymoon with Tommy Lee and thought, "Are there more splendid ta-tas on the Earth than those of Pamela Anderson?" I have looked and have found all other chi chis to be wanting.