When I see BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee working out on the beach, I think to myself, now there goes a confident woman. Not just anybody is getting into those short shorts and Spandex and twisting, contorting, and pronating in public quite like Jennifer Nicole. You need a little bit of self assurance that you’re got it tightened up all over. And from the looks of these pictures, Jennifer has got it tightened up all over.
Now I don’t know how the moms in your neighborhood used to work out. In mine, it was mostly power walking and gossiping about Jenny, the slut who was sleeping around. But on Miami Beach even the moms are coming hard, so to speak. Weights, yoga, hardcore core and thumper training. If you can’t stretch a kids size workout gear over your grown woman size body, don’t bother playing. Second place is the same as last. Good on you, JNL. Enjoy.
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Oh, you crazy Jenner girls, and Kardashian girls, and Cara Delevingne, how you do love to get noticed when you hit the town and the hotspots and all the places I’m sure are bars but somehow still let teen celebrity girls carouse provided they are dressed much older.
Kylie Jenner in a pair of shorts so tight they might get everybody arrested led the pack, along with model sister Kendall Jenner showing off her long model legs, Khloe Kardashian flashing her Funions to the greatest extent possible, and Cara Delevingne just looking fashionably hot and waiting to see what girl she’d be taking home tonight. This gaggle of girls is quite different from the motley crew I typically hit the town with. For one, the Kardashians rolls with much greater skin shows. Also, a pack of paparazzi ten deep and ten wide. They’re like a rolling Vegas revue. Legs, buns, ta-ta’s, it’s all there in a line. You simply can’t miss this show. Enjoy.
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The bikini modeling shots just keep on hotly rolling along for the now twenty-year old Gigi Hadid for whom there is no bikini too small or tight to highlight her incredibly hot body.
Gigi Hadid is headed for super stardom one sextastic photoshoot at a time. Let’s start with bikinis and quickly move our way up to lingerie and then some glamorous black and white nudes. I kind of have it all planned out in my mind. Somebody needs to iCal these milestones before she turns 21. The professional lifespan of a model is short. We’ll be leering at her for years to come but we lack patience. Let’s move this along now, Gigi. The world has expectations more important than your internal timelines. What a body. Bikini ahoy! Enjoy.
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I happen to know it’s been a little chilly of late her in the City of Angels, so I’m not exactly sure blonde bodacious model Marissa Everhart needs to pour water on her chest to relieve herself of the heat and perspiration. She’s acting. Which makes it even more alluring, just knowing that even on the coldest of days, there might be one outrageous bodied bikini model who still goes the extra mile for the extra tingles.
Marissa is the latest and curviest to take the daily 138 bottled water photo challenge of pretending to be pimping H20 while not so secretly promoting ta-ta’s and booty in thong bikinis. The world may not need the former, but it certainly will never have enough of the latter. Marissa seems particularly pleased to exhibit her finely honed wares. I feel pleased to witness. This is the kind of synergy you can’t put into dollar figures. Though if you did, it would certainly be more than I could afford. Enjoy.
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If there’s any doubt that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis’ daughter Lily-Rose Depp is headed for future stardom on screen or leading fashion magazines, look no further than her first official spread in Oyster magazine, a style magazine featuring the hot young women of the day from down Australia way.
Lily-Rose Depp has been a common sight these past few years with her entourage team out and about in Hollywood, but now getting to the teen modeling years when we’ve seen other future supermodels start to bust out in pictures. If you think the winners and losers in the competitive world of fashion modeling begins at 20, you are sadly mistaken. This is equivalent to pro sports. The scouts and schools and teams are looking for the youngsters with talent. Lily-Rose will almost certainly blossom with age, one of the benefits of having a model mom and a dad every woman in the world finds wicked handsome. Genetics, oh, that double edged sword that cut me so. Congratulations on popping your… on your first magazine shoot, Lily- Rose. We’ll bee seeing you. Enjoy.
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Blonde hot Housewife and Polski born fashion model Joanna Krupa left little to the imagination, as if that’s possible when your imagining sex swings and tall trees, when she hit Hollywood for a night out for her birthday in a cleavage baring dress. Why not flash your funbags on the anniversary of their birth, or the better part of them, at least let people try and blow out your excitable candles.
Joanna might be part of that craptastic Bravo lady degrading reality series, but she’s also one truly fine looking woman, dog lover, and object d’ lust of my many REM sleep dreams. That has to count for something. Okay, that and her showing off her sweet beats in public has to count for something. Happy Birthday, Joanna. Let me know when you’re ready for your present. I’m keeping it warm for you. Oh, get your mind out of the gutter, I’m talking about cake. Excuse me, I meant cock. Yeah, fine, so sue me. Enjoy.
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I suppose it’s fair to say my Danish Delights number in the more than one, especially with the quick rise to faptastic body fame of Josephine Skriver among the angelic ranks of V.S. lingerie models. This smoking hot model has that special it quality that takes her sweet body to a whole other level when wardrobed in thongs and tiny bits of lace. I’m not sure who told her to squeeze her cheeks tightly for the photos, but I like to think it was my power of persuasion echoing across the miles.
At some point Victoria’s Secret decided a dozen sextastic international models was not enough and now basically gets calls from pay phones around the world when anybody spots an incredible looking woman in their village. V.S. swoops in and signs them up. It’s impossible to corner the market on amazingly hot women, but let’s just say they’ve built themselves quite a fine army. I wish they would take me captive and torture me with their pillows for information. I’d crack, oh, how I’d crack. Enjoy.
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