Celebrities

Maryna Linchuk Bikini Pictures Like Sextastic Supermodel Droplets of Fun

By Bill Swift | May 21, 2013 @ 1:30 pm

Maryna Linchuk in a Black Bikini on the Beach in Miami

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Wow. Maryna Linchuk has pretty much everything I want in a woman. That is, she has a ridiculously hot body and English is not her first language. All the rest is sort of fine print.

Showing off her epically hot female form in Miami, the regular Victoria's Secret Fashion show walker demonstrated the three major bikini competition poses: sashaying, laying, and up on all fours. I won't tell you which of those three is my favorite post, but it rhymes with yup ton ball doors. Oh, Maryna, you are such a tease, in my mind, right this very minute. Enjoy.

MARYNA HAS A BODY DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR BIKINIS AND LINGERIE

Maryna Linchuk Victoria's Secret Lingerie Photoshoot

Maryna Linchuk Victoria's Secret Swimwear Photoshoot

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Alice Eve Flashes Her Prime Directives Heading Into Kimmel

By Bill Swift | May 21, 2013 @ 1:01 pm

Alice Eve Cleavy Heading into the Jimmy Kimmel Show

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Alice Eve See-Through

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For those those ever questioned Alice Eve casting in the new Star Trek, well, stop your silly questions and start ogling at her fine fully-loaded boobtastic, on cleavetastic display heading into the Jimmy Kimmel show to promote the sci-fi blockbuster.

Alice Eve can make even a horrific movie like Sex in the City watchable, well, for at least ten seconds of her wet-shirt appearance. What she can do to a flick you're already inclined to see. Well, it's the icing on the cake, to use a graphically apt metaphor. We want more more more Alice Eve. Well, I mean, more Alice, less clothes. Please, Alice. Oblige a Trekkie. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Topless Swimsuit Pictures…. Meh, Not Quite Yet, Hold Tight

By Bill Swift | May 21, 2013 @ 12:28 pm

Miranda Kerr Sexy in Mango Fashion Spring 2013

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First, let me thank each and every thousand and one of you who sent us links to and copies of the Miranda Kerr topless photo outtakes from her stellar black swimsuit photoshoot last week. I assure you, the minute Miranda's faptastic MILFy funbags are exposed anywhere in the world, a built in klaxon fires off loudly inside my brain. It's my Ego Spidey senses. Unfortunately, INF, the sole agents of these photos, have yet to make them available to us and we do kind of try to follow most or at least some laws around here. I'm too good looking for prison. I promise you, we will have them for you as quickly as my poor negotiating skills can arrange.

In the meantime, you can see several samples of the Miranda Kerr topless photos quite legitimately from our friends at the U.K. Sun.

And, you can also soak up Miranda Kerr goodness in this brand new promotional shoot for Mango and imagine her top coming off. Hey, wanking existed quite well even in the buttoned up Victorian era. Don't be afraid to imagine. Enjoy.

Yumi Sugimoto Red, White, and Black Hotness from the Far East

By Bill Swift | May 21, 2013 @ 11:51 am

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As always, I must caution our readers not to abuse themselves in any manner at the sight of another glorious Asian celebrity beauty in her native environment. And, by native, I mean, in various different displays of lingerie and bikinis. More specifically, Yumi Sugimoto, singer and model from the great nation of Japan, who provides much stirring greatness in my loinal areas.

Yumi Sugimoto Shows Off Her White Bikini

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Our tour of the Far East continue to be an explosion of the sextastic on all four sides of our prurient clipper ship. A total immersion in a look, feel, and re-look at a bevy of exotic beauties who allure and titillate the young men on the other side of this spinning sphere. Enjoy.

Carmen Ortega Bikini Body Photoshoot Brings Miami Heat to Beverly Hills

By Bill Swift | May 21, 2013 @ 10:22 am

Carmen Ortega Shows Her Sexy Bikini Body for a Shoot in Beverly Hills

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The last time model Carmen Ortega was in L.A., she was having a fling with Reggie Bush, maybe or maybe not behind Kim Kardashian's back, depending upon which tabloids you read in the bathroom. This time, she's gone even bigger, or more bodacious, in an undersized bikini for her oversized body for a Beverly Hills photoshoot.

You might say that Carmen is the Latina Kim Kardashian. But those types of comparisons seem silly for anybody with some measure of character or an IQ in the triple digits. Still, there's no denying some bodily similarities, though Carmen seems to take it up to volume eleven in her boobtastic/asstastic double whammy visual wonderment offering. Always have to be one step or cup size ahead of the competition. Enjoy.

Ireland Baldwin Is Easing Ever So Strategically Into Barely Legalhood

By Bill Swift | May 21, 2013 @ 9:50 am

Ireland Baldwin Changes into Her Flip Flops and Flashes Her Butt

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Ireland Baldwin is quickly growing up and into the role of Hollywood ingenue, both self-publishing photos of herself in skimpy outfits, as well as making many a public appearance in bikinis, short shorts, and other teeny girl things to mandate the shuttering of photos by the paparazzi swirl that now surrounds her.

Yes, she's still of the age when we can't mention anything about her in particular without offending the pearl clutchers who still consider this professional model and independent young woman to be an innocent, but we can certainly infer. So, today, I'd like to infer that in five months, when the reins are off, I'm going to have things to say. And do. And peek. And such. Enjoy.

IRELAND BALDWIN SHINED DURING HER DAD'S PRE-WEDDING ARRANGEMENTS

Ireland Baldwin Breakfast Run on the Day of Her Father's Wedding

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Heather Graham Still Got the Cleavage Mojo Working at ‘Hangover 3′ Premiere

By Bill Swift | May 21, 2013 @ 9:00 am

Heather Graham Flashes Cleavage at 'The Hangover 3' Premiere in LA

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Here's to hoping that Hangover 3 re-captures some of the brilliance from the original and ties it all together in a neat little cinematic package. And here's to even greater hoping that Heather Graham will be sitting next to me in the theater letting me share some of her popcorn. And, by popcorn, of course, I mean her still delicious looking body that was on display last night at the Hollywood premiere of the film.

Now, some of you have been leering at Heather Graham since her teen coming out hottie party in License to Drive with the two Corey's back in the 80's. Others since Boogie Nights for sure. And some newcomers since seeing her in About Cherry. Either way, you've felt the rush of Heather Graham inspired tingly happy feelings. They really never go away. And at 43, she's still delivering the very same. Good on you, Heather. Enjoy.