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Betty Gilpin Topless and Oona Chaplin Booty Fantastic in This Week’s Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 
By Bill Swift | May 13, 2013 @ 1:46 pm
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 Betty Gilpin Topless in Nurse Jackie
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Well, I'll say this, Nurse Jackie thespianic and boobtastic vixen Betty Gilpin knows how to get herself noticed in these parts, by showing off her ridiculously hot parts for a second week in a row to highlight the Boob Tube Roundup.

Along with a quite extended making of the sexy naughty time scene in Game of Thrones, Oona Chaplin and her bare bottom in the very same, Linda Cardellini lingerie covered topless in Mad Men, some Jennifer Love Hewitt we threw in for good measure, and another touch of Laura Haddock with her horny painter friend in DaVinci's Demons, and we have ourselves a wonderful week of skin on the small screen. Check it out. And, enjoy.

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Katharina Damm Topless Bikini Pictures for An Egotastic! Kind of Hello

 
By Bill Swift | May 13, 2013 @ 11:54 am
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 Katharina Damm Topless in a Bikini in St Tropez
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I did hold myself back on the whole Damm! pun in regard to hottie model and Jared Leto girlfriend, Katharina Damm. You can provide your own expletives after seeing the occasional actress candidly caught topless in St. Tropez. Well, not really caught I suppose when you're at a topless beach, but caught in the sense that images of her best chest are not forever stuck in the fun parts of my brain.

I've been to topless beaches in Southern France before, it's not all peaches and cream. But the occasional times when a sextastic siren like Katharina Damm prances past without her top on, that makes all the nekkid hausfrau visuals worthwhile. Enjoy.

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India Reynolds Topless Wonderments Put the Mmm in Mammarial Monday

 
By Bill Swift | May 13, 2013 @ 10:13 am
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 India Reynolds BTS Topless Photoshoot with NUTS
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Behind the scenes shots of gloriously hot India Reynolds on a Monday morning? Yes, I'll take two servings of that please. Who says the work week has to only involve work? Or anything to do with work for that matter?

Let's be honest, you're not a slave to your boss, but you are a slave to extremely good looking bodacious bodied women. You'd kiss India Reynold's shoes if so ordered. Personally, I wouldn't wait for orders, I'd go dive in and apologize later. Hey, sexual fetish addiction (SFA) is a real disease. And India Reynolds is giving it to me very badly (or is that goodly?) this Mammarial Monday.

Bless you, India and our friends at Nuts magazine, for providing a ridiculously hot cushion landing for the return to Monday. Enjoy.

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Emma Frain Topless Summer Time Beachy Wonderments

 
By Bill Swift | May 10, 2013 @ 1:59 pm
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 Emma Frain Bikini Topless Hotness Photoshoot
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Each week I say we made it to blessed Friday, and I don't make that pronouncement lightly. It's a haul these weeks, joyous, glorious, often pain in the ass hauls. So when we get to Friday afternoons, it's time to take a break, consume at least as many frosty beverages to equal the number of years you were when you finally graduated kindergarten, and have a little 'me' time. You've earned it.

And given our onward march toward warmer weather and the summer months, why not celebrate all things gloriously plump and juice and perfect in the bodacious ta-ta department with Emma Frain, one of the single hottest females on this planet, imho. Emma certainly knows how to make the beach look more amazing than Mother Nature herself could unfold, albeit, Mother Nature also made Emma Frain so I guess she wins.

I actually now insist you do things I would not do this weekend. Write it all down on a notecard. Then burn it. That kind of fun. Thank God It's Funbags!

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READER FINDS: Amanda Bynes Bikini Back When, Jodi Arias Nekkid (Yes, That Jodi Arias), Jessica Alba Camel Toe and Much Much More…

 
By Bill Swift | May 10, 2013 @ 12:28 pm
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 Amanda Bynes Wears a Bikini in Lovewrecked
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Talk about one whopper of a week. This has been one of those five-day hauls when The Bandit is just about ready to turn himself into Smokey. But, not quite, there's still some business to be done. The business of awesome bold and beautiful skin from some of our favorite celebrities courtesy of your generous donations. A little gift giving circle we like to call Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Amanda Bynes from not so long ago looking hot in a bikini (thanks to EgoReader 'JHay'), a classic throwback to Joy Harmon in Cool Hand Luke with one of the best car wash scenes ever (kudos to 'Benny' for that), Estella Warren flashing her whale tail (dropped upon us by 'Dennis'), Karina Jelinek nekkid on the beach (quite a sight from 'Esteban'), the talented Vikki Blows showing off her talents (donated by 'Rudy'), convicted killer Jodi Arias nekkid, fyi, we waited until she was convicted to show these (but inspired by 'Anon', thanks), Cheryl Burke in a see-through top and Jessica Alba camel toe  and Ariel Winter bikini shot (and you're welcome from "Pito'), Micaela Schaefer topless goodness (courtesy of 'Rix'), Gwnyeth Paltrow assorted skin pics (blessings from 'Dave M.'), and Selena Gomez hot screencaps (friended here by 'Ambrus'). Quite a goodness haul indeed. Enjoy.

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Nicole Neal Topless Blonde Awesomeness For Continuing Moral Conflicts

 
By Bill Swift | May 10, 2013 @ 10:22 am
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 Nicole Neal Topless in Front Magazine April 2013
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We can make appropriate fun of guys with grabby hands, those impolite and rude bastards that ruin it for other men, but it's okay to imagine a little wandering of the fingers over the likes of Nicole Neal, just ridiculously hot and sextastic and quite topless on the pages of Front magazine.

I mean, if you're not imagining Nicole asking for you a little help removing her garments to reveal her boobtastic perfection, well, you either need a long vacation or a short smack to the head, because Nicole is a dream inducer of the highest order. So, remember, do not touch without permission, but, in your mind, well, as Casey Kasem urges, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars (don't ask me how I know that). Enjoy.

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Carey Mulligan and Annette Bening Nekkid, Debra Winger Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
By Bill Swift | May 10, 2013 @ 9:14 am
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Yes, I know, the allure of the summer blockbusters might be sucking up your cash these next few weeks, and you might even be wanting to see The Great Gatsby, in 3D naturally, as all of the best classic novels are seen in 3D. But, do not forsake the skintastic opportunities onscreen, often the smaller screen, and now out on DVD and Blu-Ray, with a three pack recommendation from our friends at Mr. Skin.

No, Carey Mulligan will not be showing 3D skin in Gatsby, but you can see her top and bottom bare in Shame, a classic look at Annette Bening in her full frontal role in The Grifters (a really good movie), and an even further throwback to Debra Winger topless making of the sexy scene in An Officer and a Gentleman, from a time when mainstream box office leading movies actually had nude scenes. Who would've thunk it. See them all and enjoy.

(And, do not forget about mom this Mother's Day. Get her her very own Mr. Skin membership. You may think mom an innocent, but she loves hot lady skin just as much as you do, she's just cooler about it.)

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