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Nicole Neal Topless Supergirl Pictures Continue to Fly In

By Bill Swift | June 17, 2013 @ 11:20 am

Nicole Neal Topless Adds from Her Supergirl Shoot in Front Magazine

Just when I cried about what seemed like the end of that amazing Nicole Neal USA Supergirl photoshoot from Front magazine, well along come some additional images of the Page 3 glamour model in and out of her cosplay goodies, flashing that absolutely killer body of hers. How we would like to be the wardrobe assistant to her day time costume fun time activities. We'd be respectful, but make suggestions and occasionally offer to help her change into and out of her intimates. We are only human.

There's nothing we like around here better than surprises. And, for the record, not the ones that come in small packages. Enjoy.

Emily Shaw Topless Striptease for Picture Perfect Smiles on Mammarial Mondays

By Bill Swift | June 17, 2013 @ 9:36 am

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Emily Shaw Topless in Frank White Photoshoot

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Sometimes, I need a good kick in the pants to get me on the straight and narrow. I'm not above taking constructive criticism, as in the letter I received from EgoReader 'Deron' who wanted to know why the bollocks there was no sign of ridiculously hot glamour model Emily Shaw anywhere on this Noah's Ark of the sextastic. I don't know to be honest. Now I do feel like Noah who merely overlooked the okapis and left everybody wondering just how thorough his two-by-two embarkation process was.

Like all of the better chastisers, Deron sent us a little recent if not entirely epic sample of Emily Shaw in one killer revealing Frank White photoshoot. You may gaze upon Emily's bodacious boobtastic and fine looks and feel comforted in knowing she's now fulling on board this ship of the salacious. We'll be seeing much more of Emily in the future, I assure you. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Becomes a Wealthy MILF

By Bill Swift | June 15, 2013 @ 9:45 pm

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What can I say. I'm a sucker for girls with tons of experience points. None more so maybe than Kim Kardashian, who for the first time in her life today had a passenger disembarking her highly visited Love Boat. A baby girl. Mother and daughter are said to be resting comfortably by somebody who paid $5 million for the rights to say that.

It seems like just yesterday our buddy Ray J was performing a procreative act upon Kim. I guess he can only lament his coitus interruptus urinarius strategy. Congratulations to Kim and even Kanye, depending upon his feelings on the matter.

(By the way, why not celebrate the birth of Kim's love child with a full, uncensored viewing of the sex tape that made her famous. Kim K Superstar! It's always fun to see a star's early work.)

Thank God It’s Fathers! Alice Goodwin Topless Tributes Just for Dad

By Bill Swift | June 14, 2013 @ 12:50 pm

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Alice Goodwin Hefty Topless Lingerie Photoshoot

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For all the love we give the ladies around here, this might be the once a year we celebrate, honor, and otherwise give a completely gratuitous shoutout to the men who bring home the bacon, or, at least, eat a ton of it. Sure, moms are much hotter and produce the next generation, but dads are there doing their part too. So on this Friday before Father's Day, why not give just the sires a little lust in their hearts, courtesy of the faptastic funbags of bodacious brunette, Alice Goodwin.

If Alice Goodwin doesn't get your motor cooking for a little reproduction action, I'm not sure what will. The busty Britty babe loves her some lacy lingerie, and, even more so, stripping out of it for your viewing pleasure. Or Dad's. On his day. He only gets once a year. If he can get a girl like Alice in the same timeframe, he'd be a very happy man. Just saying, tits are better than ties. TGIF!

Erin Heatherton Topless Hotness in GQ

By Bill Swift | June 14, 2013 @ 11:59 am

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Erin Heatherton Topless in GQ Germany July 2013

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Oh, wow, talk about our Hebrew School Hottie getting all grown up. I guess that's hard to say of the blonde and freckled Erin Heatherton who may have started young, but has spread her wings as a Victoria's Secret girl for a couple or three years now. Still, seeing Erin Heatherton topless and mature in these rather epically hot photos from her new spread in GQ Germany, we just had to gasp at how fast our girl has matured.

As always, I would still pay a king's ransom for the chance to connect the dots on her speckled form, up, down, and most definitely all the way around. She can pretend to be a mature woman all she wishes, I bet I can still make her giggle like she was a schoolgirl back at Solomon Schechter. Enjoy.

Femme Activists Topless Screaming Protests Hit Berlin Like a Pair of Hooters to the Face

By Bill Swift | June 14, 2013 @ 11:30 am

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I can't help myself but follow these Femme activists across Europe. I think they're actually getting better looking. I know I still don't understand what they're scrawling all over their topless bodies. But they sure do seem angry.

The Ukranian based feminist activist group made Berlin their latest stop, a film producers symposium where German Chancellor Angela Merkel was set to speak or had spoken, or maybe just stopped in to use the ladies room. In any event, the screams began, the tops came off, and the news suddenly become interesting again.

I know, I should stop. But I can't. I can't! Enjoy.

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January Jones Topless and a Tribute to GOT Topless Goodness in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | June 14, 2013 @ 8:50 am

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With all the hubbub this week in Hollywood about the bleak future of the film industry, I'd like to suggest that perhaps the removal of almost all skin-related content from mainstream cinema might have something to do with turning adults away from the theater-going experience. There are far less actresses baring skin in studio films these days than ever before. Is it any wonder indie films and premium TV are stealing the grown up eyeballs? I have an idea for Hollywood to turn this all around -- stop being afraid of sex. It's 2013. That's getting so so tired. I'm done.

You know who isn't scared of the nekkid female form? Our friends at Mr. Skin. They adore it as we do. This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes January Jones in what is certain to become a legendary topless scene in the indie film, Sweetwater, a tribute to the ladies of Season 3 of Game of Thrones who took off their clothes, and a little nod to the topless head-bobbing scene of actress London Gill (aka Dallas West) in This Is The End. Embrace the boobtastic. Enjoy.

(Do not forget dad on Father's Day this weekend. Your very last chance to buy him an inexpensive, but amazing online gift, a Mr. Skin Membership to do with as he pleased behind his locked door. Yeah, guess that, dads do that too. Just do it.)

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