All Stars

Sophie Monk Naked In Playboy? Okay, I Can Do That

 

At least one superfan of Egotastic! got his male panties in a bunch about us omitting super fine Down Under models and actress Sophie Monk from our archive of Bunny magazine favorites. You know I'm more sensitive than a teen girl experiencing puberty in an all male household, so I hereby bequeath to that fine fellow the perfect female form of Sophie Monk thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus.

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Sophie isn't just another great looking Australian blonde with killer eyes and even more dangerous sweet pies. She's one of the elites. The cream of the sextastic crop of Southern Hemispheric babes who put shrimps on the barbie and have contagious laughs. I could be happy with a woman like Sophie Monk keeping my bed warm, even if that was by means of petrol and a match after she discovers I spent the evening with Elle Macpherson. Dare to dream big, you might just land somewhere decently obscene. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Ancilla Tilia Topless Blonde Dutch Teat Treats For Pure Soothing

 

If you're like me, you've had a long week. And this is before one single present for Christmas has been purchased or you've figured out the excuse to tell Aunt Helen her marshmallow yams make you want to vomit. In short, next week will be longer. But there's no problem so profound, no conundrum so vexing, that it can't be assuaged greatly by one fine blonde woman and her stellar bare melons. You may laugh. I truly believe this.

So many of you went heels over head for Dutch hottie actress and model Ancilla Tilia last week, but only EgoReader 'David M.' has the season of giving spirit to provide some of his favorite faptastic examples of Ancilla's truly fine and bodacious bosom work. Oh, my. I'm feeling better already. I'm not prepared to say sweet delicious teats can entirely replace football and beer, but I am prepared to say that trifecta is how I imagine heaven. Thank God It's Funbags!

Natalie Dormer Topless, Jane Fonda Topless, Eva Green Topless All in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Hello there, faptastic skinematic content. The best of the week available on the big and little screen for your medium sized fun times viewing your favorite celebrities baring boobtastic on the silver screen. I'm not sure how people actually spent their private time before the invention of the moving pictures, but I'm guessing there was an awful lot of rubbing up against tree branches and sobbing. Thank heavens for Mr. Skin.

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This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Natalie Dormer not nekkid in Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part One, but definitely wonderful topless in Game of Thrones Season Two, Jane Fonda topless and making the sexy in 70's classic Coming Home, now out on Blu-Ray, and Eva Green extensively topless along with Juno Temple topless in Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For, now also out on Blu-Ray. Oh, those celebrity funbags. So ripe and dripping with, um, ripeness. Check them all out. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Elizabeth Hurley Topless, Paz de la Huerta Nekkid, Kate Upton Boobtastic, and Much Much More…

 

Oh, glorious last Friday before Black Friday when middle aged people will trample old people buying gifts for young people in perhaps the most perverted Circle of Life demonstration ever. I shall miss those of you who don't make it ever so dearly. But, time marches on, heals all wounds, and names lame people to their Person of the Year edition. Thus, on this Friday, we turn out attention and optical lenses toward the velveteen pouch that contains this week's content of reader submitted skin, flesh, and funbags. A little invention that since 1911 we've been calling, Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Kate Upton in her first big bikini shoot (oh, my my's thanks to EgoReader 'Brett'), Madonna topless in some of her stellar screen work (dramatic, no, topless, yes, via 'Owen'), Chloe Sevigny nekkid in Purple (full Chloes courtesy of 'Stag'), Jane March topless thespianic (lovely lovelies by way of 'Marco'), Elizabeth Hurley topless in her beginning days (big hair and funtops sent by 'Steven'), Edie Falco topless and revelatory (Falco peaches presented by 'Damon'), India Reynolds topless in Zoo (India glorious views promoted by 'Stacey'), wicked hot Morena Baccarin baring teats in Homeland (how I lust Morena, 'Evan G.' knows that), Abbie Cornish topless and fruitful (British besties tosses into the mix by 'Merv'), Paz de la Huerta nekkid fun times (pleasantly prurient views by 'David R.'), Evangeline Lily bra and panties screencaps (lost was I ere I saw Lily, from 'Bruce'), Kate Beckinsale topless and inspiring (pre-MILF Kate still so beautiful, via 'Ryan'), Swedish TV lovely Emma Zetterberg topless in Cafe magazine (tussen takk shout out to 'Lusen'), Lucy Lui nip slip from Elementary (caught by so many of you I can't count, thanks to all!), the blessedly hot Marion Cotillard just simply stunning (many obliges go out to 'Jean-Yves'), Sophie Howard stunning topless selfies (I could sleep in those pillows, just outstanding 'Regan'), Emma Frain topless with a topless buddy (buddy system perfected by 'Jonathan'), and last but not least, Euro-lovely Valerie Kaprrinsky quite nekkid in a beautiful work of cinematic art (kudos to 'Poppy' for the throwback visual delights). I'm not going to sugar coat this. It's a lot of nekkid celebrity flesh. If you can't handle it, I'll still respect you. Or not. Enjoy.

Rose McGowan Full Frontal Naked Veteran Hotness in Flaunt Magazine

 

If you got it, flaunt it. Rose McGowan has got it. This Forty and Faptastic club member gets an occasional jeer for some unfortunate 90210 modifications in the past, but I'll state unequivocally that Rose McGowan is one beautiful looking lady. Granted, I don't know what unequivocally means. And, yes, I may be slightly prejudiced since Rose has one super stellar female form completely revealed, head to fun parts, in this Flaunt Magazine pictorial.

How many Tinsel Town actresses do you know who will bare their lady nest full and frontal with blessedly uncovered teats in such a classic manner? The list is truly very short. The opposite of my feelings for Rose. Whatever you're doing, my lovely, keep on doing it. You are a blessing to gentleman oglers and Sapphic leaning women everywhere. Bravo. And, yes, do call me. Enjoy.

India Reynolds Topless Showdown With Sisterly Brunette Holly Peers

 

There's really no reason to take two perfectly friendly glamorous girls with ridiculously hot bodies and force them into brutally honest chestal competition. Okay one reason. It's really fun. The notion that you could have one of these set tremendous peaches perched over your drooling maw, let alone two battling it out for the right to perch. Wow, that's like doubling down on the dream. I admire the ambition.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features two of my all-time favorite all-stars, India Reynolds and her cheeky sweetness taking on Holly Peers, a woman for whom I'd root for the Raiders if she told me it made her hot. That's a big give. She's a big hot girl. For your part, it is the role to decide the winner, and, ergo, the not winner. In your opinion, between these two super fine vixens, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Lucy Collett Topless Pictures of Stripety Bodysuit Revelation, Like the Juiciest Fruit of All

 

Ginger topped glamour model Lucy Collett and I have had an ongoing affair of the heart for several years now. Naturally, she's not quite as aware of this affair as I am, devoting many many hours to our relationship while Lucy mostly pretends to not know I exist or acknowledge my correspondence. I just assume this is how relationships mostly work.

But as long as our mutual or one-sided lust has lingered, every time I see Lucy in another sextastic boobtastic revealing pictorial, I fall into moist desire all over again. And, yes, for the record Moist Desire was the name of my band in high school. She's just a curvaceous smiling faptastic wonder of bosomy perfect proportions. I want Lucy to pop out of every cake ever made. Even the little tiny ones at the grocery store. That would be something. Bless you once more, Lucy Collett. You have a higher calling. Enjoy.

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