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Kelly Brook Topless Bikini Pictures! Full Frontal Cancun Heaping Goodness!

By Bill Swift | June 17, 2013 @ 3:03 pm

Kelly Brook Topless in a Bikini on the Beach in Cancun

And you said all my silly candle lightings and wishing upon falling stars was childish whimsy. Who's laughing now as we gaze upon our heavily belusted and curvaceous Kelly Brook topless and full frontal on the beach in Cancun.

I honestly think I might cry.

Kelly Brook and her funbags o' plenty are just magnificent displays of passion inducing mammaries. As you know, I've already vowed to live out my golden years in the ample cleavage of the sextastic British model. Now I realize I might be getting some sun myself on certain vacation occasions.

Oh, happy days when Kelly Brook reveals her beautiful melons with a fun cheeky smile. I feel like a kid in a candy store, the best candy store ever! Enjoy.

True Blood Is Back, and So Is Magic City With Bare Chest Puppies to Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | June 17, 2013 @ 1:48 pm

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Some shows are done for the season, and others are just starting up or coming back. It's the lifecycle of the boob tube, some must die so that others may flourish and flash their chests. And in this week's Boob Tube Roundup, we got a few old friends coming back to us.

This week's Roundup features the return of HBO's True Blood, truly one of the most breast-baring spectacles to ever hit the small screen. The opening episode of season six being no different with Jamie Gray Hyder and Kelly Overton flashing their bare bodies in a three-way undead scene. Also this week saw the return of the second season of Magic City, the 1950's R-rated gangster series on Starz and an extended nekkid touching scene from Meredith Ostrom. And, finally, the new BBC show, The White Queen, coming soon to Starz, opening up with an intense making of the sexy scene starring Rebecca Ferguson. Some new blood, as it were. And happy happy skin time. Enjoy.

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Nicole Neal Topless Supergirl Pictures Continue to Fly In

By Bill Swift | June 17, 2013 @ 11:20 am

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Nicole Neal Topless Adds from Her Supergirl Shoot in Front Magazine

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Just when I cried about what seemed like the end of that amazing Nicole Neal USA Supergirl photoshoot from Front magazine, well along come some additional images of the Page 3 glamour model in and out of her cosplay goodies, flashing that absolutely killer body of hers. How we would like to be the wardrobe assistant to her day time costume fun time activities. We'd be respectful, but make suggestions and occasionally offer to help her change into and out of her intimates. We are only human.

There's nothing we like around here better than surprises. And, for the record, not the ones that come in small packages. Enjoy.

Emily Shaw Topless Striptease for Picture Perfect Smiles on Mammarial Mondays

By Bill Swift | June 17, 2013 @ 9:36 am

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Emily Shaw Topless in Frank White Photoshoot

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Sometimes, I need a good kick in the pants to get me on the straight and narrow. I'm not above taking constructive criticism, as in the letter I received from EgoReader 'Deron' who wanted to know why the bollocks there was no sign of ridiculously hot glamour model Emily Shaw anywhere on this Noah's Ark of the sextastic. I don't know to be honest. Now I do feel like Noah who merely overlooked the okapis and left everybody wondering just how thorough his two-by-two embarkation process was.

Like all of the better chastisers, Deron sent us a little recent if not entirely epic sample of Emily Shaw in one killer revealing Frank White photoshoot. You may gaze upon Emily's bodacious boobtastic and fine looks and feel comforted in knowing she's now fulling on board this ship of the salacious. We'll be seeing much more of Emily in the future, I assure you. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Becomes a Wealthy MILF

By Bill Swift | June 15, 2013 @ 9:45 pm

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What can I say. I'm a sucker for girls with tons of experience points. None more so maybe than Kim Kardashian, who for the first time in her life today had a passenger disembarking her highly visited Love Boat. A baby girl. Mother and daughter are said to be resting comfortably by somebody who paid $5 million for the rights to say that.

It seems like just yesterday our buddy Ray J was performing a procreative act upon Kim. I guess he can only lament his coitus interruptus urinarius strategy. Congratulations to Kim and even Kanye, depending upon his feelings on the matter.

(By the way, why not celebrate the birth of Kim's love child with a full, uncensored viewing of the sex tape that made her famous. Kim K Superstar! It's always fun to see a star's early work.)

Thank God It’s Fathers! Alice Goodwin Topless Tributes Just for Dad

By Bill Swift | June 14, 2013 @ 12:50 pm

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Alice Goodwin Hefty Topless Lingerie Photoshoot

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For all the love we give the ladies around here, this might be the once a year we celebrate, honor, and otherwise give a completely gratuitous shoutout to the men who bring home the bacon, or, at least, eat a ton of it. Sure, moms are much hotter and produce the next generation, but dads are there doing their part too. So on this Friday before Father's Day, why not give just the sires a little lust in their hearts, courtesy of the faptastic funbags of bodacious brunette, Alice Goodwin.

If Alice Goodwin doesn't get your motor cooking for a little reproduction action, I'm not sure what will. The busty Britty babe loves her some lacy lingerie, and, even more so, stripping out of it for your viewing pleasure. Or Dad's. On his day. He only gets once a year. If he can get a girl like Alice in the same timeframe, he'd be a very happy man. Just saying, tits are better than ties. TGIF!

Erin Heatherton Topless Hotness in GQ

By Bill Swift | June 14, 2013 @ 11:59 am

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Erin Heatherton Topless in GQ Germany July 2013

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Oh, wow, talk about our Hebrew School Hottie getting all grown up. I guess that's hard to say of the blonde and freckled Erin Heatherton who may have started young, but has spread her wings as a Victoria's Secret girl for a couple or three years now. Still, seeing Erin Heatherton topless and mature in these rather epically hot photos from her new spread in GQ Germany, we just had to gasp at how fast our girl has matured.

As always, I would still pay a king's ransom for the chance to connect the dots on her speckled form, up, down, and most definitely all the way around. She can pretend to be a mature woman all she wishes, I bet I can still make her giggle like she was a schoolgirl back at Solomon Schechter. Enjoy.