About Egotastic!

I Want To Give Each and Every One of You a Big Wet….

By Bill Swift | June 3, 2013 @ 12:52 pm

Thanks to EgoReader 'Adrian' who pointed out that Egotastic! made the Forbes list on The 30 Most Popular Celebrity Gossip Sites And Why Big Brands Love Them.

I must admit I never pay attention to honors, maybe because the last one I got was a Perfect Attendance Award in fourth grade. And really that was just because Father Romano whispered in my ear that 'truants get it in the butt'. It's the kind of threat you don't question with a followup. You just show up.

Nevertheless, you've got me crying like Van Der Beek here. I couldn't do it without all of you. My boss is happy when I'm looking at T&A online. But for most of you, there's somebody you have to dodge to get your daily Egotastic! fix, and I do appreciate your efforts.

If boobs fall out of their tops and nobody is there to see them, do they ever really show? Nay.

While You Were Sleeping Our Dailymotion Account Went Over 100 Million Views

By Bill Swift | May 7, 2013 @ 12:01 am

Okay, maybe while I was sleeping.

A couple years back I decided to set up an account on Dailymotion to house almost all of our All-Star video content. Who knew that it would grow to over 100 million views this fast. And who could have expected that the world's worst businessman, yours truly, would earn a whopping $0 for his efforts? Well, all of our Facebook followers know of my legendary lack of financial good sense.

If you ever miss a Mr. Skin Minute or a Boob Tube Roundup or some hot dancing glamour models without their clothes on or just a topless Kelly Brook, you can see almost all of them on our EgotasticMedia channel there.

Google Chrome Issues

By Bill Swift | March 6, 2013 @ 10:54 am

So, we had some ad that tripped the Google sensors this morning for whatever reason. We removed it, but now we had to call 1-800-Google and wait on hold in line to get them to stop tripping and let Chrome users back onto the site. It seems old-fashioned, but I'm sure Google established this system as part of their master plan to control the universe by 2017.

It should be resolved quickly. Thanks for the heads up.

So You Want to Be an Egotastic! Intern….

By Bill Swift | March 4, 2013 @ 3:46 pm

Past Egotastic! interns have gone on to find tremendous success in the fields of quick service restaurants, pawn shopping, and incarcerated smokes distribution. Why not you?

Since it's completely illegal for us to say that we prefer female to male interns, we will absolutely positively not say that we prefer female to male interns. Or the fact that if you're a dude, you will be put through some type of miserable existence while your female counterparts mostly eat grapes seductively in the corner. Hey, this is an internship, might as well prepare you for real life.

To be an Egotastic! intern you must be currently attending, or pretending to attend, some kind of accredited educational institution, although one of our last intern's did tell us they attended the College of Party and I must admit we never quite looked into that as deep as we should have.

We are looking for smart folks with little sense of shame with skills or interest in web publishing, video production, photo editing, seeing nekkid women, modeling and on-air talent, business negotiations, and, naturally, organic chemistry.

If you're interested in being a Spring or Summer Intern, CLICK HERE to email us some short, but compelling letter listing just how few limits you have on the ladder of humiliation. By the way, this is for both Los Angeles and New York locations.

Testing Out Full Size and Zooms in the Gallery

By Bill Swift | February 20, 2013 @ 2:10 pm

Gentleman, lady-loving Ladies, we're in the process of testing out a new gallery experience which includes the return of the Zoom function, and also a Full-Size mode, that allows you to use your right and left buttons to flip through the Full-Size photos as you do the normal gallery size.

Here's the point. Take it for a spin and if you have any constructive, or destructive, comments, let us know through the Design Feedback option on the Contact Us form. The more detailed your comments, the more it helps, including what device, OS, and browser you're on. Thank you kindly.

And the Kaepernicking Winner Is…. Amy!

By Bill Swift | February 1, 2013 @ 7:45 am

Good tidings, good joujou, and, more importantly, a sweet $300 gift card to Amy Skylarr who took top honors in our Sextastic Kaepernicking photo contest. Thanks to all who voted and participated in God knows what other way.

When we told Amy about her victory, she wet herself, cleaned herself right up, and sent us another photo as a thank you note. Amy is a true gamer. And to prove that point, she asked us to tell you that she is a fire twirler with an IQ that puts her in Mensa. Where I'm guessing she's rather popular.

Be sure to congratulate Amy on Twitter for her big victory.