About Egotastic!

Google Chrome Issues

So, we had some ad that tripped the Google sensors this morning for whatever reason. We removed it, but now we had to call 1-800-Google and wait on hold in line to get them to stop tripping and let Chrome users back onto the site. It seems old-fashioned, but I'm sure Google established this system as part of their master plan to control the universe by 2017.

It should be resolved quickly.  Thanks for the heads up.

So You Want to Be an Egotastic! Intern….

Past Egotastic! interns have gone on to find tremendous success in the fields of quick service restaurants, pawn shopping, and incarcerated smokes distribution. Why not you?

Since it's completely illegal for us to say that we prefer female to male interns, we will absolutely positively not say that we prefer female to male interns. Or the fact that if you're a dude, you will be put through some type of miserable existence while your female counterparts mostly eat grapes seductively in the corner. Hey, this is an internship, might as well prepare you for real life.

To be an Egotastic! intern you must be currently attending, or pretending to attend, some kind of accredited educational institution, although one of our last intern's did tell us they attended the College of Party and I must admit we never quite looked into that as deep as we should have.

We are looking for smart folks with little sense of shame with skills or interest in web publishing, video production, photo editing, seeing nekkid women, modeling and on-air talent, business negotiations, and, naturally, organic chemistry.

If you're interested in being a Spring or Summer Intern, CLICK HERE to email us some short, but compelling letter listing just how few limits you have on the ladder of humiliation. By the way, this is for both Los Angeles and New York locations.

Testing Out Full Size and Zooms in the Gallery

Gentleman, lady-loving Ladies, we're in the process of testing out a new gallery experience which includes the return of the Zoom function, and also a Full-Size mode, that allows you to use your right and left buttons to flip through the Full-Size photos as you do the normal gallery size.

Here's the point. Take it for a spin and if you have any constructive, or destructive, comments, let us know through the Design Feedback option on the Contact Us form. The more detailed your comments, the more it helps, including what device, OS, and browser you're on. Thank you kindly.

And the Kaepernicking Winner Is…. Amy!

Good tidings, good joujou, and, more importantly, a sweet $300 gift card to Amy Skylarr who took top honors in our Sextastic Kaepernicking photo contest. Thanks to all who voted and participated in God knows what other way.

When we told Amy about her victory, she wet herself, cleaned herself right up, and sent us another photo as a thank you note. Amy is a true gamer. And to prove that point, she asked us to tell you that she is a fire twirler with an IQ that puts her in Mensa. Where I'm guessing she's rather popular.

Be sure to congratulate Amy on Twitter for her big victory.

Ladies, Last Couple of Days to Submit Your Sexy Kaepernicking Photos

We have a Sunday deadline for girls, or guys to get your girls, to submit your hottest Kaepernicking tribute photos to KaepernickPhoto at gmail.com.

The winning photo contributor will receive a $300 Amazon Gift Card next week.

Do it. You know you love money. And football. Or just money.

Egotastic! Sextastic Female Kaepernicking Photo Contest! Win Money! Become Famous!

Just this morning I saw a girl Kaepernicking right as I walked past her. Okay, so maybe she was flipping me the bird, again, but this Kaepernicking craze has caught on but good with the 49ers QB now headed to the Super Bowl, and re-perfecting the move of the slight genuflect with the bicep almost-kiss.

Now, ladies, we want you to send us your sexiest Kaepernicking photo. On Monday of Super Bowl week (as in, one week from today) our staff will pick our 12 hottest submitted Kaepernicking photos and post them up for readers to vote. Please, no actual nudity in the photos. I mean, you can send those to me privately if you like, you just can't win the contest with them. But be creative!

On Thursday before the Super Bowl, highest vote total will win a $300 Amazon Gift Card. Also, you'll be famous, but you can't buy a sweet Valentine's Gift with fame, so take the winnings.

To submit, email your unmarked .jpg, max 2MB in size and include the name you'd like us to use on the photo to KaepernickPhoto at gmail.com.  All entries must be received by this coming Sunday, January 27. Enter now. Win money. Become famous.

P.S. We asked our friend Diana Falzone to give us her best Kaepernicking photo. We loved her effort. We didn't have the heart to tell her that Colin Kaepernick is right-handed.

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