Cat Piss Smell Leads To Computer Recall

You know what sucks? When your computer reeks of cat piss. Not because Mr. Whiskers decided to tinkle on your laptop either. It seems that some new models of the Dell Latitude would emanate the smell of a litter box when heated. Dell says that the smell is in no way a health hazard - which sounds like BS - and that the problem has been solved. They say that it the problem was caused by a manufacturing process that has been changed. Umm, I don't know anything about the computer manufacturing industry, but what in the name of Felix the Cat's butthole could be causing a computer to smell like cat piss so bad that they have to do a recall? I believe that Dell was cutting corners on glue by making a paste out of ground up cat penises and bladders.

It's the only logical explanation.