aldo-vallon - August 14, 2017
Did the world need another Sharknado movie? Probably not. But it most certainly needed to see Cassandra Scerbo’s yabbos on the big screen, and for that reason alone I am dubbing this flick a charitable enterprise. The producers can feel free to write the whole thing off as a tax deduction and I will personally be notifying the Nobel Prize commission as to their public service. If they do not qualify for one of the existing categories then they can just make up another one for them that is more fitting. Perhaps they can go with a prize in body perfection, or maybe simple heroism. I mean, she is saving the world from a giant sharknado, that has to be worth something.
I do not mean to get nostalgic, but I think my grandmother had a rug with the exact pattern of Cassandra’s pantsuit upon it. I cannot remember a time when I saw a pantsuit that looked better than it does in these pics of her. Who needs low-cut tops and short skirts when you have a body that can fill out a jacket? It also does not hurt that her top is see through.
Photo Credit: Backgrid
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