Casey Batchelor Pink Bikini Barely Contains Her Ample Awesome Funbags

There are at least two things I absolutely adore about British reality star Casey Batchelor. No, not those. Get your mind out of the gutter. I was talking about her XL hooters. Wait, what were you thinking? Casey's melons are quickly becoming the tubes of legend in the songs that are written by my lower appendage when overloaded on inspiration.

If you resemble a regular old schmoe, you might be working this week. If you look like the racktackular wonder that is Casey Batchelor, you're in your bikini in Tenerife catching some rays and making every man on the island search for cold water to mitigate his suffering. Talk about your water nymphs exiting the water to strained necks. Casey Batchelor will hurt you kindly. You can thank her even as you apply the soothing compresses. Enjoy.

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