elliot-wolf - October 31, 2018
If looks could kill Casey Anthony could step out for a date night in her usual attire and still be guaranteed to slay the evening like it was her unwanted daughter. I’m not saying the justice system is always unfair, but it never hurts to be a white woman and never helps to be a black man. Unless you’re an actor, athlete, Khloe Kardashian’s secret dad, or a combination of all three. Thanks to lazy detective work leading to an acquittal, Casey has a new boyfriend, and they are both sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Casey Anthony is dating someone new. According to People Magazine, Anthony has been living a relatively quiet life in South Florida and has gone on a "handful of dates" over the past couple years. Now, however, for the first time since she became notorious for her allegedly homicidal actions, Anthony has found a steady boyfriend to call her own.
He's 30 years old and works a "professional job," People writes, with the publication's source adding: “She’s had trouble finding guys who are interested in her. But he’s a really special guy who can overlook her past.” "He is giving her a clean slate,” says the source.
The insider continues:
“She’s now in her 30s. She’s a different person than she was when she was an emotionally-stunted 21-year-old. He sees what she could be.” And what she could be is a mother again. A previous report claimed that Anthony is anxious to start a family.
I’m not sure if the new man in her life is intelligent, crazy, unaware, or just doesn’t care. But if there’s one thing that’s certain, the fact that he’s willing to look past her past means he’s definitely from the state no one would miss should it ever fall off the edge of America. Cue the Bugs Bunny Florida gif. For everyone out there having dating trouble, just remember, if a clearance rack defective goods kid killer can find love, so can you. Because love is crazy, and Casey Anthony is nuts. She’s earned the right to have a spoon partner.
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