Caroline Vreeland Hot Pink One Piece In Miami

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aldo-vallon - July 25, 2017

Camels never seem more at home than in the sand, which probably explains why there are camel tracks following Caroline Vreeland wherever she goes. If that swimsuit rides up any higher instead of flossing her butt she can use it to floss her teeth, which I really hope she is doing because good oral hygiene is an underrated aphrodisiac. No one wants to be with a person who treats their mouth like a petri dish. I want pearly whites, not a separate ecosystem capable of jumpstarting a new line of evolution, regardless of how much modern science may benefit from it.  

I have never been much for the bimbo fetish but seeing Caroline bouncing around the beach has me wanting to play a game of volleyball. She would supply the ball of course. We would even have a backup just in case one gets deflated, although I pray to whatever gods may be that never happens. If she were to be dropped off in the middle of the Amazon within a week there would be a dozen primitive tribes worshiping her as a goddess and there would be a new airport in the middle of the rain forest to service the newly formed tourism.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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