bill-swift - December 18, 2013
If you build it, they will come. But building things sounds like lots of work. It's much simpler to trick ridiculously hot women into coming into your offices for a serious journalistic endeavor. I'm not a serious journalist, so the real goal is to pretend to be one with a straight face. Such it is that I found the outrageously veteran hot Carmen Electra in my humble digs talking about how horny she is all the time. OMG as the kids say. I merely whimpered in a ball on the floor and asked if I could taste her toes. It seemed romantic and appropriate at the time.
The celebrity hottie named by Prince himself has a new single out, Werq (available on iTunes) and one remarkably intense 2014 wall calendar. But what Carmen is really selling is herself. The ripest, shiniest, tastiest apple in the barrel. I bet she snaps deliciously when you bite into her too. Check out my 2 Random Minutes interview with Carmen and see if you can figure out what 'Sushi Slamming' means. Enjoy.