Carmen Electra in a Bikini

Any time Carmen Electra posts bikini pictures of herself, the media raves about how she looks as good as she did in her Baywatch days in the late 90's. It's a tacit reminder about how she hasn't worked in seventeen years. I'd rather look shitty and have people talk about how I must look shitty because I'm working so hard. Which isn't the reason, but with a few bucks to a PR firm it could be spun. Carmen Electra is trapped. Though trapped with nice tits isn't so bad if you own a bath.

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