Carmen Electra, Forty and Faptastic (Happy Birthday, Carmen)

Yes, time marches on for all. At some point, everybody who reads this site is going to be taking an unclothed walk down the hall in the middle of the night and come to the disturbing realization that they just kneed themselves in their own dangling jewel sack.

Thankfully, the clock ticks slower for our sextastic celebrity friends, through a combination of genetic blessings, 90210 doctors visits, nutritionists, Pilates instructors, baby food diets, colonics, and a good bit of make up and wardrobe cinching, the ladies are maturing more faptastically than ever before.

Case in point, Carmen Electra who turned 40 a couple or three weeks back, but held off her birthday celebration until she could pimp it out commercial style at Vegas' Crazy Horse III over the weekend. And she looked all kinds of mature hottie birthday good.

Has it really been 15 years since she first broke big in Baywatch and on the pages of Playboy? It has, it has. Enjoy.