Cannibal Killer Attracts Female Fan Letters

Sure, online dating is embarrassing, but at least the only thing you're losing is your dignity, and not a body part. Accused cannibal serial killer and former amateur (ouch) porn actor Luka Magnotta might be behind bars, but that doesn't mean his next meal isn't waiting for him in the congucal visit trailer. It's been reported that a bevy of girls from around the world are sending the hungry prisoner support through Facebook pages, letters and emails.

I'd have to imagine their correspondences go something like this:

Dearest Luka,

OMG, your mugshot photo is so, so cute. It makes me want to just eat you up! LOLOLROFL. Do you watch Vampire Diaries? And if so, what's your fav ep? I'm sure it gets awfully lonely in prison. I'm hoping to visit you soon. For some reason my 'rents have taken away my passport and locked me in my room until I stop emailing you. Cray, crazy. AM I RIGHT? 

-Sophie

...........

Delicious Sophie,

Are you f#%king nuts?? I EAT people. 

-Luka

P.S. Did I mention I'm a cannibal? Try Jdate.