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Candice Swanepoel’s Supermodel Bod To Get Through Your Week’s Hump

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aldo-vallon - November 14, 2018

I am going to go out on a limb and guess Candice Swanepoel does not have allergies, because if she did I doubt we would be seeing her doing cartwheels through a field of flowers. But with all the editing that gets done to these shoots she could very well be on some soundstage in New York, far from the pollen that plagues nature.

There is something mildly unsettling to me about walking through a field while not being able to see the ground. To me it is the same as swimming in open waters. Who knows what is lurking just out of sight?

There could easily be some snake, or a bear, or a graboid waiting to nip at your ankles. And then what happens? You die in horrible agony, all because you wanted a cute photo.

No thanks, Candice. I am happy to rely on my poor photo editing skills to get my upvotes, so you can feel free to rub your tookus on all the flowers in the world. Maybe you can even start selling them as your signature brand after that. I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks they’d go up in value after that.

 

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Photo Credit: Instagram / MEGA

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