Candice Swanepoel Thongtastic Tease In St. Barts

Candice Swanepoel, your current and reigning bikini body champion in the Victoria's Secret lineup. While I would shank any of you in the shower for five minutes of conjugal with any of the angels in their tiny Caribbean thongs, there's no doubt in my mind that Candice is still the top hottie in a two piece until she's unseated by a usurper with an equally tight asstastic and a fap perfect body on the beach. That day will come, someday, just not today.

Candice continued her photoshoot perfection for the bikini and lingerie company on St. Bart's, moving on to an impossibly sextastic yellow thong bikini that she preened and pouted and pushed her magical thumper into the air to promote. If this bikini could actually give you the shoreline allure of Candice, it would probably be worth ten million. Actual results may vary which is why it costs a whole lot less. I'm semi-catatonic at the moment from ogling Our Lady of Swanepoel's epic body, but when I return to full strength, I shall commence the weeping like a happy child. So much goodness in these visuals. Enjoy.

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