Candice Swanepoel Thongtastic Hottie For Victoria’s Secret

As amazing as the entire talent lineup of Victoria's Secret especially deep into winter when it's all hands and bodies and booties on deck, there's Candice Swanepoel in the bikini department, and then everybody else half a step behind. That doesn't mean it'll always be so, but it is so for now. I feel these matters deeply in my heart and other more vital organs.

Candice brings not only the ridiculously hot body, but she inspires the photographers and production team to exploit her body in the most sensational sextastic thong body ways. As in her latest work for V.S. pimping the two piece wares. I can't imagine any woman sees these photos and thinks, that could be more. Then again, I watch Steph Curry shoot and think, that could be me if I just made a couple adjustments to my game. And didn't run like a damaged turtle. Candice, you blow my mind and now you've blown my... oops, family friendly stoppage. Why yes, that is mistletoe right over your bikini bottoms. You know what that means? Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Victoria's Secret