bill-swift - June 11, 2014
I couldn't be happier for uber-sextastic South African model Candice Swanepoel. After several years of lingerie modeling with Victoria's Secret she's really now coming into her own as a fashion model, hostess, commercial pimper, and general celebrity. She deserves it because super hot girls deserve everything they can get. Or, to put it more plainly, how much pleasure has Candice given you these past five years or so without so much as a request for a thank you? Exactly. She's due. She's overdue.
Candice put on a leg show and a half strutting onto the set of Extra TV at Universal Studios in some kind of short shorts thingee that revealed her killer hot long legs. There's not a spot on Candice's body I wouldn't like to lay Pop Rocks then make them crackle. Just such an epic fine female form. I wish I had an inane TV show for Candice to strut onto. Maybe I could invent one, filmed in my abode, naturally. Candice, come natural, we'll do makeup in my NFL signature wallpaper bathroom. Enjoy.