Candice Swanepoel Sports, Stretchy, Bra Top Goodness

Candice Swanepoel is a rather flexible gal. Flexible super fine and uber-sextastic. I bet her workouts are tremendous. I mean to watch, naturally, from about five feet away while sipping a cold one in a beach chair and encouraging her to stretch harder. That's the dream.

Not only is Candice showing off her bodily talents in this month's Victoria's Secret catalog, she hit one of the stores with fellow hottie Alessandra Ambrosio to pimp the shizz out of the sports bras that made their chests look so snug and secure during workouts.

I wish I could have been at that particular store buying floor samples as oppose to the V.S. store yesterday where the security guard asked me seven times if I was waiting for somebody. Indeed, good sir, I am waiting for somebody. Her name is, Next Hottie Coming Out of the Changing Room in a Camisole. Now, leave me to my recreations. Enjoy.