bill-swift - December 19, 2017
It's official. The woman with whom I intended, and still intend, to make many babies with is on her second with the lucky bastard who married her. And kind of met her when she was a teen, but that's another European style love story.
Candice Swanepoel of uber-sextastic Victoria's Secret fame has been looking something super sextastic on her current beach vacation, in both one piece and two-piece swimsuits. But there's no doubt the woman is with child, not only from the looks of her tummy which she's never ever let get past slender stage, but because I can sniff these things out from miles away. Even 10,000 miles. Pheromones and all that. Fertility has a scent. As does what comes before. And I'm thinking about all of that with Candice.
My dearest South African lingerie and bikini model queen will one day again be ready for husband number two or three or four, and that's when I make my moves. With a clean driving record and a box of See's Candies. Candice, I'll wait for you. Like Rose on the Titanic. Wait, she didn't wait. Meh, she wasn't nearly as horny as I. Enjoy.
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