Candice Swanepoel Lingerie Pictures May Just Set Off A Four Alarm Fire In Your Undercrackers

It's like a tidal wave of amazingly hot women in lingerie from our friends at Victoria's Secret leading up to Valentine's Day. A tsnumai of sextastic women in bras and panties, as if they are daring you to find the strength to resist. Somebody needs to file a complaint at the Hague or something about this kind of inhumane tantalizing of the male parts.

Candice Swanepoel was simply born to model lingerie. I don't know what else she had planned as a young person, but I'm glad she figured out that those other career paths wouldn't benefit her or mankind nearly as much as preening, bending, and posing in little bits of silken undergarments. This is her gift and she's sharing it with the world. There's no more beautiful human gesture to be made. Not ogling her outstanding body would be an insult of extraordinary proportions. Don't be rude, stare. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Victoria's Secret