Candice Swanepoel Is With Child

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Lex Jurgen - March 25, 2016

Candice Swanepoel is pregnant. Just look at that fat ass. She got knocked up by the Brazilian model dude who started banging her when she got to Paris to start modeling at seventeen. Swanepoel was smart enough to earn herself a sweet nest egg before making a baby with a male model. They age like golden retrievers. Your children will be gorgeous. They will haven nothing but fond memories of their father. Bisexual isn't gay until you're dead at thirty.

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