bill-swift - November 15, 2013
Talk about pressure to perform, you can't just wear any old thing to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show after party, not after you've been strutting around for the audience and cameras in little bits of lingerie, or in the case of Candice Swanepoel, a ten million dollar bra. And Candice hardly disappointed in the apres-event, arriving in a dress so wide open in the front, civil engineers spent the evening trying to figure out the mechanics behind keeping her funbags from spilling out.
As for me, I spent the evening digging through my mail trying to figure out where my invitation must have gotten lost. Enjoy.