bill-swift - July 2, 2014
Yep, it's officially July. Which means Rosie Jones and I will be both be celebrating our birthdays, along with America naturally. But, more importantly, warm weather in New York will force hot models to walk their yippy pooches in short shorts revealing their stellar legs. If you're uber-sextastic Candice Swanepoel, you'll also go bare midriff to flash all the hard work you do to keep your tummy right. Now if only we could ditch those stupid I Hate The Sun hats all the girls wear to make sure they aren't freckled at forty. They really do take away from my ogling pleasure.
Welcome, July. With all your heat and humidity, you will bear such ripe skintastic fruit. I applaud your arrival in as sweaty a manner as possible. Bring it on, and make the lovely sextastic ladies take it off. Enjoy.