bill-swift - February 6, 2014
If you're going to make up a holiday called Bombshell Day, you've got to come up with the bombshells to come give the day some meaning. I'll say this for Victoria's Secret, they deliver on their trumped up holidays. Candice Swanepoel and Karlie Kloss definitely rise to the level of top notch lingerie pimping talent. Two extremely good looking ladies all decked out and hanging out at the Victoria's Secret store in Manhattan to remind people that you have but a few shopping days left until Valentine's Day.
As sextastic and fine as Candice and Karlie are, I hope you will heed Uncle Bill's warning not to purchase lingerie for your girl for the 14th of February. I understand the temptation. But the risk-reward is way too high. I'm not talking out of my ass (though, that would be a neat party trick). Learn from my mistakes. Go teddy bear, flowers, nice restaurant, whatever is easily and recognizably appreciated without body issues brought into the mix. On Valentine's night, you want the lamp going off with a giggle, not going off in a crash against your cranium. Stick to the plan, my good men. Do not let the Sirens of sultry lingerie goodness divert you down the path of classic misstep. Enjoy.