bill-swift - February 15, 2011
Really from the start of the new year, I put my focus toward who will be the lucky woman to be my Valentine come February 14th. Sure, my girlfriend would seem to be the obvious choice, but I'm all about changing things up, wildcarding, coming out of right field, and, of course, ultimately spending the evening alone with my neighbor's obese cat Mr. Fiddles, a quart of Pinkberry, and a Life Goes On marathon dubbed in Spanish. So, to the matters of amor, the winner is... Candice Swanepoel. The stars have aligned for you, my super sextastic Victoria's Secret angel; you've been bestowed with an honor that can barely be dreamed of by most women. It really was this latest V.S. photoshoot that carried Candice over the top in my internal delusional voting. Candice Swanepoel is so ridiculously hot, throw in some naughty lingerie and, well, check your mailbox, Candice, because I've filled it with NECCO Sweethearts that all shout out 'I LUST YOU'. Enjoy.