Butcher Briefs Divide Your Junk Into Portions

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bill-swift - June 2, 2013

These Butcher Briefs are fun for obvious reasons, but don't be wearing them around crazed women who happen to be holding butcher knives (or knives of any sort, actually). Especially if they're particularly pissed at you. That is, if you know what's good for you.

Kidding aside, these novelty pairs of boxer briefs have a butcher's chart mapped out all over it. You'll want to keep cuts 17 and 18 protected at all times and at all costs if you want to secure your f'cking future. And I mean that both literally and figuratively.

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