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Bruce Jenner Back in the Saddle

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Lex Jurgen - October 24, 2016

Bruce Jenner's tits and jaunty lady laugh couldn't carry his own reality show, but he's back in the mix on the mothership filming for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Bruce may be on his fiftieth year of transitioning into a lady, but he still loves the manly pursuits of horse back riding, model airplane drones, and driving really fast until you hit something. 

If you read into the opening episodes of the entirely faked Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Bruce is being woven back into the storyline so Kris Jenner can ask her kids to choose between herself and their obviously gay dad. Or stepdad. Or stepmom if you're With Her. Kris Jenner rages over Kim dressing Bruce for this past summer's ESPY's and Kanye putting busty Bruce into his Famous video. Meanwhile, Kris Jenner was stuck with a shit ton of plastic surgery and paying through the nose for a young black men to pretend to fuck her. Always the bridesmaid. Patriarchy would be to blame if anybody could ID a patriarch in the family.

This fucking show is in its twelfth year of transferring resources from desperately dumb young women to the Kardashian money machine. It's like a giant fucking Hoover vac and all the intellectually light people are being sucked in. The next time somebody tries to explain to you how it's all merely escapist fun and they realize it's fake, mention how you like to escape with double fisted anal porn and watch them twist in knots explaining how that's not the same thing.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI



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