Brooklyn Decker Bikini Clad for ‘Battleship’

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bill-swift - July 29, 2011

Given that my film idea for Gnip Gnop has been turned down repeatedly by Hollywood (it's effin' Ping Pong spelled backwards -- there's your movie!) it's no wonder I'm a bit bemused, if not downright outraged at the fact that Battleship: The Movie got greenlit by some executive completely bereft of creative ambitions. Nevertheless, every sell-out cloud has a silver lining, and, in this case, that is the bikini lining courtesy of the uber-tittastic Brooklyn Decker, who from these movie stills appears to be quite capable of commanding many a man's battleship (or, dare I say, sinking their fleet) with epic epic hotness.

G7 bitches. Works every time. Trust.

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