Brooke Hogan Showcases Her Bikini Body In Miami

It's gotta be tough growing up in the shadow of one of the biggest professional wrestling stars of all time, but Brooke Hogan seems to have escaped life with the Hulkster relatively unscathed. I think all wrestling fans were shocked that a woman as beautiful as Brooke was spawned by Hulk Hogan, but after seeing the hammer that dude is sporting thanks to his sex tape, I must say I now get his appeal with the ladies.

I wonder if Brooke has seen her dad's sex tape. That's gotta be weird, huh? Watching your dad laying pipe in some woman who's not only not your mom but is someone you've likely met and had more than one encounter with. That's gotta just be the worst. 

Brooke Hogan gets my highest commendation for not, I don't know, losing her mind or something after finding out her dad's sporting a hammer. I'm still not privy to my dad's dick size and I like my life better that way. All the more reason to love Brooke, though, as anyone who can carry on after finding out such things is a champion of the highest level. A Real American if you will. BAH GAWD, KING! It's a secret Jukebox Selects! It's a secret Jukebox Selects!

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